Imagine fucking somebody and he sews up the orifice of choice.

deep

Ah, so you commit a sex crime, I see.

If you resort to using violence to spread a message, you probably don't support the message to begin with.

Here's an illustration I've been working on for a while. Tried capturing that early bird who keeps stealing all my worms (r/verymeanbirds)

A vulture escaped from a zoo in the Netherlands and it was harassing some magpies in Buenos Aires. (r/verymeanbird)

I'm ugly

Why are there 45 comme- ah, guest_, I didn't see you there!

Yes but the short guy in question was a cunt soooo

Douglas Adams, legend.

I just stumbled upon this pic of my family on Lake Erie in 1948. The more you look, the more time you spend looking (TITLE FROM NEINGAG)

Kurt is such a human name

Cut to 2025: An Amazon warehouse has begun using VR glasses on it's sla- prisoners wit- employed legal citizens who can leave at any time, in order to boost productivity.

Baby on Board signs are so emergency personnel or other people who are attempting to help after a crash know that there's likely a baby or small child involved, and be looking out for them. In an adrenaline fuelled situation like a traffic collision, they're unfortunately easy to miss.

*BANG* " What? It was obvious! He's the gayest gay! Watch, he'll suck me off any second now..."

Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall becomes the President of the United States. (TITLE FORM NEINGAG)