Jono and Ben!

Kiwi people, on the other hand, are about 4 to 5 times bigger than the bird

"Recent." May.

Damn, they leaked the next election early?

Where is it plugged in? OP, where's the plug?

Quite the opposite, he should be in charge of all the gift wrapping

Meanwhile, I spent 5 dollars at KFC and got 4 popcorn chicken snackboxes.

Depression can look like just about anything. Just because somebody looks like a stereotypical emo teen, doesn't mean they aren't depressed.

It's a double decker

Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha, I hurt people

I'm calling bullshit. The Māori word for apple is āporo, which doesn't at all fit with the town name

that's...oddly specific

lol! i have to show this to my golf buddies, john, john, john, and john!

damn time really do be flying

obligatory octopus lover tags here

C-Class hero with an S-Class heart

you are bad guy, but that does not mean you are bad guy