Steampunk for everyone.

Start out like this and get an inch closer everyday until your lips touch. Then run away screaming "eww, Cooties."

His hat however did grow into a hoodie.

Better that than you turning me off and sticking around.

Just be glad the babysitter wasn't serving you baby back ribs.

Woah woah. Slow down there Speedy Gonzalez. Maybe start with a high five and we'll see how things go.

Let's have a moment of silence for the letter J from Sesame Street who has fallen on hard times and has been reduced to sleeping with people for money.

Somewhere in there is Snort-Tholemew Destroyer of Worlds. The laugh that turns into a snort that you only ever make in a large echoing public space while lots of people are around.

Water, Acid, Glass, Diamonds, Methane, Iron. By your powers combined I am Captain Planets.