mrsaxon

mrsaxon


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No title for this one is guess 4 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Beauty and the beastly credit card bill.
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
You are allowed to cry one, and only one, manly tear.
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Every single song they sing is about beards.
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Just as long as your mum doesn't.
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If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
The truth.
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Ramsay 6 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Stop driving around the roundabout like a ferret chasing his own asshole.
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There’s nothing like camping… 8 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
You know what they say about camping...
It's in tents.
How my girlfriend must feel when she's trying to sleep and I want sex 11 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
He be hitting her pussy with it.
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If you know what I mean... ;) 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
You know why public hair is curly?
So it doesn't poke you in the eye.
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I can not help but get the feeling that this was intentional. 6 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
They gave you a prickel.
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sorry guys, I don't have a pun title 5 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
And some country puns turn out to be a bit of a Turkey.
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Cat with short legs 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
I was going to write a pun.
But frankly I'm stumped.
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wand tutorial 9 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Holy guacamole. I was working on a shaman staff for Halloween this year. You've just given me a way to make it even cooler.
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Ugh, allergies -.- 4 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Allergies are nothing to sneeze at.
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LIFE HACK 11 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Life hack? More like life stab.
Basically all of school 20 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
When I go to balance my checkbook it turns out all the money I thought I had was imaginary.
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I'd like to have you for dinner 8 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
I thought the pun was rather tasteful.
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Ahh nature 8 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Indeed. And the joke was as plain as the wall in front of his face.
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This looks like a 90's rap cover 11 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Duck, Duck, Goose plus Duck present You've Come to the Wrong Side of the Duck Pond Motherplucker.
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Lady Gaga without all her makeup 23 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
I'd still Poker Face.
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Eye m*sturbation 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Eye masturbation: The masturbation where if you rub one out, you better call an ambulance.
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It's really annoying 52 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
I haven't seen much Doctor Who on here for a long time.
There's been plenty of Harry Potter in the last week though.
What subsection are you clicking on to see all this Doctor Who stuff?
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It's really annoying 52 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
Yes. More pictures of The Master please.
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Vegans 2 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
wakey wakey fakey bakey
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Majestic as f*ck ! 10 comments
mrsaxon · 7 years ago
He's the queen of Prance.
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