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Hawk vs. Snake 14 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
They look like an epic guitar...
Hawk and a snake got tangled,
dropped from the sky.
Bodies got mangled,
now they're gonna die.
But from the way the bodies angled,
they went out like a heavy metal lullaby.
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Burn some calories 3 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Looks like the hot and spicy burger is back on the menu.
I love the queen 5 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
And that's why the Queen rules.
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I actually have thought about this a couple times before 29 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
There was a king who was convinced babies would speak some ancient language if they weren't corrupted by "modern" languages. He had some kept in a room and they were fed but they were never spoken to or touched. They died not long after. For humans touch and language are primal needs.
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Jon Snow approves 7 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Thanks man. Stay cool.
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Oven mitts 3 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
The ones at McDonalds could be called McGlovin'
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Miss You a Lot Sierra 5 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
If you put it in a bowl and add milk anything becomes a cereal.
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Jon Snow approves 7 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
It was good. Normally ice related puns leave me cold.
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true story 11 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
You must have tiny handwriting.
I want him 6 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
He needs to learn to beehave himself.
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Such delightful creatures 16 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
This pun was toad die for.
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"I'll grow out of it" 1 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
I have enough fat to make 2 babies.
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What can we eat?? 20 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Air makes me gassy.
haha thats awesome 11 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Just when you're about to give up on love a story like this reminds you to Klingon.
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Heard through the pipeline 2 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Sorry can you speak up. I can't hear you properly. The reception is shitty.
I feel like I've been pun-ched 4 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
I'm disappointed. I thought this was more of an August institution.
The most frustrating thing about trying to get started in IT 9 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
I love the ads that specify 5 years of experience with a software product that has only been out for 2 years.
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My problem 18 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Has 35 books to read. Buys 10 more. Goes to the library and gets out another 12. Downloads 6 more.
Seriously guys. Don't do it to yourselves. Don't join the evil cult who asks you "Have you read this book?"
Book club.
Not even once.
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There can be no escape from the punforce! 4 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
And the worst part is the insurance company won't foot the bill.
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What men really look for in a woman 15 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
When I'm with a girl their thighs don't touch. If you know what I mean.
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The Beygency 4 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
Typical sheldon 8 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
The No Bang Theory
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This Is So True!!! 102 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
I'd pick the one with the biggest boobs.
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A useful guide 3 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
It also works on baby chickens.
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Can't wa 4 comments
mrsaxon · 8 years ago
A lion in scuba gear isn't normal
But in liquid zoo it is.