What about when they are so wrong they are disrespecting reality?

Meowtro Goldwyn Mayer

You land after jumping. Jumping jacks would be the most horrific exercise ever.

There are some feels that only Sunset Cat Jesus can illuminate.

Uh, sorry I'm talking to someone on the phone.
*Proceed to have 5 minute fake phone conversation*

Hopefully tomorrow I'll have better luck and earn one of these.

Some damn fine mangineering went into that mancuzzi.

The letter should have contained a scratch and sniff.

The monkey looks like he's dancing to Staying Alive.

It doesn't rain in Australia, it pelts down giant ice cubes that destroy cars.

If future bacon was wearing a little hat it would be cuter.

Apparently Japanese people taste the best and white people are too salty: http://www.bild.de/news/bild-english/news/japanese-taste-best-whites-are-too-salty-6816750.bild.html

Acne are the volcanos of the human body. It's nature's way of saying you're hot.

They look like the Doomsday Machine from Star Trek The Original Series.

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Don't feel bad, I'm used to girls falling for me.

The Royal Family being a pain in the neck? Not anymore with the Guillotine-o-matic 1700. It slices, it dices. Free set of steak knives with every government overthrown.

If your farts create a massive backdraft and ruffle your hair please seek medical attention immediately.

The NSA: the only branch of the government that actually listens.

I like to post things that are relevant and pun.