mrsaxon

mrsaxon


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:D 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
While I was going for election I was called Mr Saxon.
Yours in world domination, The Master.
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:D 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I disapprove of this.
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Well shit 28 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I know it seems like it will never happen but I assure you your time for romance will come and it will be awkward, confusing and glorious. Some of us just take longer to emerge from the cocoon because we are becoming magnificent butterflies rather than drab moths.
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*insert funny s*xual title* 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
If you bang them so hard their hinges fall off, take it down a notch.
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When you find out there are rude people on such a cool site. 12 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
This is also how people react when they sniff my farts.
I was thinking the same thing 10 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Yeah. Cmon. Dating 30 women at once is ridiculous. You need a day off a month so anything over 28 at once is just crazy.
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Still stronger than American beer 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Tap water is stronger than American beer.
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Did you guys see this? 9 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Indeed. I found it utterly deerlightful.
The TRUTH 15 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Mine sounded like Ringo Starr.
Awww they're just big kitties 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Now the trick to tender human is to gently massage the meat first.
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This thing doesn't look safe 3 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
The baby looks like it has googly eyes.
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Jesus was my personal lord and savoir today. Thank you jesus! Hallelujah! 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Jehovan's Witnesses? More like Jehovah's Witnessed You Not Setting Your Alarm Properly.
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O.M.G. 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
For my friend's birthday she got a dog shaped cake from Breadtop. It had a strawberry for a bumhole.
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He's just having a lucky streak 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Oh look. He's playing Squeakfighter.
Yup... 17 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Oh, well. Just the tip then.
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Aim high 3 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Yep, he's a mammoth asshole.
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My first star is gone :'( 11 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
You'll always be a star to me.
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The world famous listerine mines of Lake Baikal, Siberia 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
That's a lot of ice ice baby.
Ok, we're good then 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
So she'll be full of his milk and also his man milk?
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Thinking ahead 8 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
So you're saying don't share needles with a zombie?
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Throw it maybe? 7 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I've got a bone to pick with you... A squeaky bone.
How to kiss 8 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
I call it second base.
Baaaad sheep 5 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Mother flocker.
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After watching a three hour long movie 6 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
Don't worry ladies, I've got this...
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Why is he doing that? 4 comments
mrsaxon · 10 years ago
The snake is definitely looking a little...
*puts sunglasses on*
..rattled.
*Guitar scream*
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