I don't know what sort of children you know but for that entire week all I'd be able to buy is poop. Cause they would think that would be hilarious.

Growth spurts, you're doing it wrong.

Must be a Mac user...
They don't know how to install windows.

Dragonball Kitty?

The eagle has landed.

You're going to pay deer-ly for your mistake.

That explains why moths keep attacking my eyeballs.

She was not pleased? Why, was she a bit of a handful?

Shout out to the deaf people.

This story horrified me.
I mean how hard is it to spell restaurant?

If that was my phone the caption would read "Where children go to die."

Babies are a bunch of fat headed nappy clowns.

Even if the Earth blew up work would still ring me and ask me why I wasn't in yet.

Hopefully medical school.
After he's graduated...
"Oh you have the flu? Here's a prescription for a vacuum and a tiara so you can suck it up princess."

A talking slug. It would come out saying "Hi, men!"

Eat here or takeaway?

I approve this message.

I've made this face and then the bus driver pulled the same face as he realises he'd gone down the wrong street.

Can you flag posts that are clearly in the wrong category?

And they laughed at me when I tried to mate a giraffe with a hippo.

Don't forget to thumb up.

I'd hate to be this guy's dentist.

Stick with it

Hockey players like to puck all night.