Yeah but this watet taste like birds lol damn you said it in the title lol

And if the temputre is higher than twice my age I get up sit infront of a ac and bitch about the heat all day.

German man found riddled with multiple diseases from swiming to work.

I am a teacher sub/sunday school/stay at hone mom. Though they will barly help I know a great deal about survival. I know how to hunt, gather non poisonous fruits and vegetables that grow wild, I can than grow those in a garden as well. I know how to build a shelter, make water drinkable rain and river water. I can shoot almost any gun and I am a decent shoot not perfect but I will get better with time. I know how to make weapons and bullets. I know how to wittle and do wood carving. I can make a fire with jusr sticks and fluff or with flint. I know how to hot wire a car and make a Bike powered battery.
Honestly the list goes on forever so trust me I will be fine. lol

lmao I loved the mummy movies lol not the new one. They were full of great lines.

lmao ok took em a split second to figure out what happen lol

My cat had 10 kittens around the end if march this year and when they were still new borns she just stare at them from outside of the the kitty house she kept the kittens in. She sit there for hours just starring as if thinking I ruined my life I will never sleep again. Which is true we still have them, though very sadly we lost 2 to illness from birth, but she still feess them and she sometimes hides just to get a moments rest lol. I feel so bad for her sometimes that we let her relax while the kittens are all put in my bedroom with toys and food to have fun. Seriously anyone want a kitten we have to get rid if atleast 6 lol

You have spent your time wisely.

Yeah my brother worked for AOL customer support for about 4 or 5 years and he said it was like having to be forced to smile all day. And once you are off work it is like tearing off clothes you have been wearing for years that you never washed and finally getting to put on fresh new clean clothes.

Aws lol it so floof floof lol
We have a kitten name marshmellow lol but it is only half white and half orange. I wanted to name it dreamsicle but seemed to weird a name. And its white part ia sooooo floofy so it is Marshmallow.

Sometimes you need to bum bridges? How do I bum a bridge? lol

Spiders

Don't down vote me ok
But ummm...
I really want to see it lmao
Me and my 10 yr old daughter been waiting to see it.
We love cartoon movies we love to watch them together and comment in them as we watch lol.

lmao my Dad actually did this to me and my brothers lol except he bought it and when ever we did so thing so stupid yet very funny he whip out the eraser and try to erase us.

HELL TO THE GOD DAMN NO
WHO THE FUCK
WHAT THE HELL
BOY YOU FUCKING NASTY

I be mad as hell he is far to young to be wearing make up. My daughter didn't even start to play with real make up till she turn 10. And even then she does not wear it out of the house. He looks 6-8 maybe. Plus I would be mad as hell he can do make up better than me. He would be grounded till he shows me how he did it. lol

Wait he says dominos but isnt that a pizza hut menu/coupons?

God I miss him. lol He was an amazing man.

OMGOSH HE IS THE POOFIEST OF ALL POOF POOFS!!!
*screams in excitement*
I LOVE POOF POOF KITTIES!

Love this guy lol he has always been one of my favorites. My favorite movie of his has to be Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

He dah wittle poof poof.
Than he the little wet wet lol