He said go fuck you self

Sheet hits the fan reminds me of a joke my grandmother told me.
This woman was on a long train ride and had to use the bathroom super bad. But she heard train bathrooms are terrible. So she held it in time she just couldn't take it anymore. She raced down the length of the train trying to find the bathroom but couldn't find it. So she just started opening doors one by one. Till finally she sees a small metal room with a small sink and cleaning supplies. But in the back of it from wall to wall is a metal bench and it has a hole small enough to sit on and not fall in. So she assumed this must be the janitor toliet. She was desperate so she used it than washed her hands and stepped into the Hall. There was a brown speckled foul smelling conductor. He looked her top to bottom and said "WELL little miss spick and span where were you when the shit hit the fan?"
Yup she shit in the air duct and it hit a fan and shot it all through the train car.

My kid loves this app. She makes cute little videos about her art and cos play and her music. She is 11 and can play any song on the piano by ear. And I wish I could draw as good as her lol all my drawings are cute things like stuff you would find in a teachers class room lol. She can draw anime at 11!
But this post gave me a heart attach. Because it would break her heart if it was shut down for good. She has over 400 followers she worked hard to get them.
Plus we already have all sorts of bad news we didn't need anymore. My mom was officially diagnosed with cancer. My daughter is devastated. So am I so I just couldn't tell her that her favorite app is gone to.

Not going to lie that would of boost my spirt and made me ran more lmao

My grandmother lived with us and every morning before she got us up for school she let out any animal needing to go potty. Mainly my dog Rolly Polly. One winter morning he buffed his let me out I got to pee bark and my grandmother let him lead her to the back door to be let out. She gets to the back door and there is at least 1 feet of snow. My dog was about from top of his head to ground while on all fours he was only a foot and half. So if he went out he was going to be cold. So he just looks out into the yard and lowered his like you got to be kidding me. Than looked up at my grandmother and gave her the look on nope and turned around and went to lay down lmao. He pretty much said fuck it I can hold it. Lmao

My favorite is bowling but close second I ballet. Lmao

What is sad is I LOVE CHEESE my rule is when it comes to cheddar the sharper the better I can eat pounds of it with nothing but when it comes to cheese slices like that I have to eat it with some thing or I will feel sick

I pray that the teacher played along lol. I would be calling them each by the others name all day lol tell them ok you two quit moving around I can't tell who is who lol or be like ok on the way to recess I want you on my right and you on my left so I don't mix up you two again. But after recess mix up there names and say O no you can't trick me you are "kid name that isn't his" I think I got this lol
When the parents pick them up I would pin their name to them saying ok this is so your parents don't mix you up lol.

Sounds like this is a if they like the same ones good but they like different ones than bye. Lol

"I CAN MAKE IT I CAN MAKE IT I... CAN... MAKE... IT... O SHIT!
OK one life down today thank God for 9 lives. Well I am down to 8 now."

"You ASSHOLE this why you had to get Mail ordered bride! No wonder no American girl like you!"

She already had a suitcase packed she probably was thinking I swear to God if I walk in on him doing something completely stupid again I am gone. lmfao
Honestly if this was my husband I would of took the picture for him. lmao

"WAITER! I know what I want to order."

This is why you test before you use.

Vietnam was one the reasons they lowered the age to vote to 18.

OMY GOSH LOOK AT HIS WITTLE STUBBY LEGS HE IS SO CUTE!

When I was a teenager I used to go to different clubs on teen nights which were every Saturday. And the bouncers all hugged me. But for a different reason than you think. My 2nd oldest brother was a bouncer and all his best buddies were also bouncers. These were guys he known for years. They all knew me since I was 6. Most of them were like unofficial brothers to me. So yeah I got hugs from bouncers lmao.

She must of got a really cool car for her boyfriend to make up for buying that large ass Teddy bear