I just want to point out they make fun of non Asain people as well. I mean Asain people do. They hold their eyes open really big and say look at me I am English or American or white. And I know this because I have friends growing up that are Asain and they have told me it is just like how other kids make fun of them.
All people of all color make fun of every one.
But I remember one comedian said this:
if you are afraid a person of the race a joke is about will hear you tell the joke and think you are a racist but you swear you are not. Than you shouldn't be telling that joke.

That isn't animal abuse that is an elderly woman who needed help. And this person was the kind hearted person to help.
If the elderly woman tried to abuse the animal it be under fed not over fed.

My Uncle Har (short for Harry lol) had the round belly and white hair and beard. He would get kids run up to him asking if he was santa and tell them what they want.
He would always respond with:
"I am sure you are a good (boy/girl) so I know you will get something good for Christmas. I will try my hardest to get you what you want but some times it is hard to get every little boy and girl what they want. Some may not get everything they want. But I promise to get you something wonderful if you promise to continue to be good. Is that a deal?" The kids always say yes lol.
He says it like this because he grew up in a large family of 6 kids so he knows how hard it can be for some to get thier kids all the gifts the kid wants. Some can only afford toys from good will or dollar store. So him saying that helps.
Yet every gift giving holiday all the girl cousins get purses all the boy cousins get flash lights from him lmao.

I swear I thought it was a turtle at first. Lol

It's a brother she thinks of you as her brother

It's a sign you need to clean the couch.

Mine is unlimited so I'm good lol it doesn't even slow down after a certain amount of use.

After we got our first computer test results back in my first year of college I saw that I was 1 answer away from 100 and It showed the right answer and turned out I picked that first but erased it and picked a different one. So I said dang it I could of had an 100. The teacher just looked at me and said you got the highest score of the class. I said yeah but I could have got a perfect.
He said I couldn't grade on a curve because your paper. I said but I even picked the right one first see.
Lmao turned out every one else got a 80 or below. So after I learned that I felt bad lol. But still upset I missed that single one. Lmao

I said I wanted to see a chick flick

I was 8 months pregnant and just came back from the doctors. They made me not anything that morning so they can find the baby easily. But not eating always made my morning sickness the worse ever. So the second I was out there I went to a BBQ place just 2 blocks over I walked because it would is a tiny Town and everyone walks lol. But it must of made me very pale because by the time I got to the BBQ place the wife of the owner said O honey are you ok? Here sit down."
I sat down and explained what happen and she took my order I asked show much was it for just a quart chicken she said what ever you got is how much it is. I said I had 4 dollars she said that is plenty enough. She hooked me up with a drink and 2 sides and even a slice of pie. Which total was about 12 dollars. I told her I would pay her back for it. She refused to let me.
But after my daughter was born I did bring her by to let the owners wife see her.

I had a teacher in my first year of college had you fill out a paper for being in class. But on days she knew she wouldn't be there whelich happen 5 times total. She draw an animal on the board and if you knew it you got a extra 100 for that day. But if you didn't no harm no foul.
What she do is call her TA and say draw a "animal type". Lol honestly she was one of the coolest teachers I had.

I SOOOOOooooo want to hear him say "Sufferin Succotas!" Lmao than "You're Despicable!"
Lmao

The guy had a man bun lol

Because cats move.

Be more interesting if they had fish or some kind of sea life in them. Not real of course.

My 2 older brothers when they were little would get into SO much trouble. Every day my Dad would say GOD DAMN IT or JESUS CHRIST right before he would yell at them. Well with out knowing it he would always say God Damn it to my oldest brother and Jesus Christ to my 2nd oldest.
One day my 2nd oldest is playing in the street and throwing rocks at cars as they drive by. Our neighbor at the time a little old lady called our house and told my parents what he was doing. So my Dad ran outside and said "GOD DAMN IT GET IN THIS HOUSE NOW!!!"
My 2nd oldest brother just calmly turned around and said "Dad I am not Good Damn it I am Jesus Christ."
He seriously thought that was his name or at least a nick name lmao. He was 5.

Honestly if it wasn't for shit like this I think more people would try to make a time machine. But history was scary. And I would hate to get stuck there.

Now that my daughter is 11 and doesn't believe in Santa really I tell her that what Santa really delivers on Christmas morning isn't gifts you can hold. He delivers the Christmas spirit. Love, kindness and good will twords men. That is how he makes it to every house in one night. He never really leaves his sleigh he just spreads it from his sleigh as he flys over head.
Before we explained Santa gave gifts to remind us Jesus was a gift to us.
Now we say WE exchange gifts to remind one another that Jesus was a gift to us.

"AHAMA ITH RAHX LHAGHT GOH!"
(Damn it Rex let go!)

My husband used to smoke and due to my health he had to do it outside.
Now he Vapes and unless our kid is in the room he can vape and it doesn't bother me at all. Well as long as it isn't a gross flavor like he had one grape candy that smelled like grape cough suyrp it was sickening grape. Other times he gets something that smells really good like once he got a strawberry tart and it smelled like strawberry fruit roll ups and OMGOSH I love the smell of strawberry fruit roll ups lol I eat them just so I can smell them.

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