You CAN but you MAY not.

Lmfao thank you for the joke that will make my kid roll her eyes at me

Me and my Dad was huge Star Trek fans. His favorite Joke was one he made.
Captain Kirk tells a crew member "Congratulations you have been promoted." Captain Kirk holds up a red shirt.
The crew member pokes Captain Kirk in the eye and says "Now I am DEMOTED! KEEP YOUR DAMN RED SHIRT!"
lmao

WOW what a BITCH!
She is a solid hore if she is trying to get child support from some random kind guy who just wanted to help her and her kids.
I SERIOUSLY HOPE he found out she tried that shit. See if he will watch your kids after that.

It has been depicted in two ways a movie and an Opera. The movie was The Mask of Zorro.
The Opera was Mefistofele.

I adore him him is smart and funny. I don't share his views on religion but I believe in letting each believe or not believe in what ever they want and I love to hear others veiws on the matter so I really love his stand ups and interviews.
I have even written stories with a character based on him and his personality.

They did this to me and my husband as well when we got our car lmao.

Growing up my 2 older brothers had this friend named Hank. Hank was a big buff dude.
Anyways one day my 2 older brothers and all their buddies are at my oldest brothers apartment. They were playing Dungeons and Dragons when Hank says he needs to slay a dragon lol. Hank heads o the bathroom. They notice Hank is gone a long time. Hank shows up goes to the kitchen finds a paper cup in the trash than goes back to the bathroom. When they see this they all go (0.o)
Few minutes go by Hank comes back and ask do you have a plunger? My brother says yeah under the bathroom sink. Hank goes back to the bathroom. Hank comes back and ask for a wrench. My brother says under the sink. Hank runs this time to the bathroom.
After 5 minutes Hank comes out and says ok cya guys.
They all rush to the bathroom to find a flooded floor and a poop the size of a log you put on a fire. They guess he tried to flush it but it just wouldn't work. So it clogged and flooded. So he turned the water off to it than left

Blow your nose

The Snozz Berries taste like Snozz Berries!

Hay hay HAY you leave Giraffes ALONE! They are beautiful creatures that are both graceful and brutal. What other animals do you know that will beat you to death using nothing but there own necks like a whip?
Giraffes happen to be my favorite animal and they happen to be EPIC!
Unicorns probably once did live just they became Narwhals. Lmao

Guy on top: "TALLY HOE!!!"
Guy on bottom: "WHAY DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!"

That makes me feel kind of sad.
He felt like no one thinks he acts normal so he actually is seeking help so he can be more normal.
That would be like people making fun of someone who has a lisp so the person seeks help to get rid of it.
Now I feel bad about any post on the subject I liked or commented on.
(._.)

Sad note my mom is extremely allergic to all bugs that sting. She has EpiPens for when this happens.
Now here is the sad part she is ALLERGIC to the EpiPens. Now not as bad as she is to being stung just it makes her body shake terribly. And I mean shake as if she is standing on a earthquake machine or as if she is Reg the guy from the movie The Great Outdoors who was struck by lightning 66 times IN THE HEAD!!
Her whole body shakes she can't keep her legs or hands still and she stutters terribly. It last hours. One time she found soaking in the bath helps but due to her shaking it is to dangerous for her to sit in the tub. She almost slipped under the water and drown once. So me or my Dad or even my grandma had to sit in the bathroom and watch over her.
That is something they don't tell you about those pens. That you can be even allergic to those. But it will still save your life.

I had a touch lamp but my cat kept rubbing up against it while I was sleeping. Boogie my little mentally challenged cat I think she thought if she turned on the lamp I would wake up and give her pets. Which I would lol. I put that lamp in the bathroom. It doesn't have a overhead light. (Infact I find it weird that not a single room here has a overhead light.)

Fun little story about forgetting your phone.
I went to a dollar store with my husband and kid. At the cash register I forgot my phone. We were in the car on the way home and I see I don't have it. Thinking it is just dropped in the car I call it using my husband's phone. The store manager picked it up and said we forgot it there.
We head back and I beg my husband to go get it because it is embarrassing lol. He comes back and says "YOU HAVE ME AS HUBBY BUBBY BUNNY BOO IN YOUR PHONE WITH A PICTURE OF ME?!?!?" I laugh and say "Yes how did you know?" He said "When I went in the store they all laughed and said 'You must be HUBBY BUBBY BUNNY BOO!!!!!' I have never been SO humiliated in MY LIFE! (-.-) I hate you."
Lmfao he made me change it to husband

Apparently the wide tongue is genetic because his daughter holds the world record for the female with the widest tongue. Hers is only slightly smaller than his. Hers is 2.89inch at its widest point while his is 3.37inch.

Go back to sleep mumbling about how I was going to kill my husband for buying all those large dolls when he knew we are trying to save money.

The wrestling on tv is more like a circus act with a bit of storyline thrown in.
Yes the winner is prepicked.
Yes these people work together to put on a good show even though they are pit against each other.
They do pre planned moves they work out who does what in each move.
They whisper to each other so the other knows what to do.
But to call it fake is really not what it is. It is all a show. To call it fake is like to call an acrobat fake or a rodeo clown fake.
Because wrestles are highly trained it takes years before they can go on the main show stage. It is to make sure you don't actually hurt your opponent.
Yes things happen like John Cena had his nose broken and many people had other injuries like it. The worse was Droz was paralyzed and Owen Hart fell to his death.
It is a dangerous sport just the story is fake.