I vote for all vegans who are like this person to have to go out into the wild and teach the animals how to eat vegan.
I can picture it now.
First lion ask the second lion
So how is your Vegan food?
Second lion says to first lion
Not bad. It's a bit chewy but that might be the shoes.

On behalf of the dyslexic people on this site I would like to say thank you for the freaking headache

We just came back from a 3 night trip to Disneyland. Our cats and dog was left plenty of food and water. Our friend was coming by 3 times a.day to walk the dog.
We come back and we'll...
Our youngest cat Starky (Named after Tony Stark) came waddling up to us looking like this cat lmao
Before we left he was lean and mean. No he looks like he ate all his share of food in one sitting than took half of the other cats shares lol
So he is now on a diet.
One scoop of Kitty food a day and he is held away from the others as they eat.
But happy to report Boogie put on weight as well but not like Starky lol Boogie is a bit plump lol she looked like she ate a tennis ball lol

When my Dad passes away we didn't have the money for any form of service or anything. My brother's and I tired to give all we could but it wasn't enough so one of my brother's started a GoFundMe page. It made only 100 in 2 weeks. I posted it's info on here asking not for donations but help getting the word out about it. The GoFundMe reached it's goal in a few hours. After I posted it.
Many from the site and one YouTuber donated the money.
Don't say people online never help. You are just asking to much or not the right group or maybe asking the wrong way.
Don't go thinking you are entitled to their help or that they are jerks for not helping. The biggest help I got was from the YouTuber and it was all thanks to someone reaching out to them for me.
Not everyone can physically be there but sometimes emotional support is what is really important. When I saw all they did to help me I told my mom right away and we both cried.
So it isn't them maybe it is you.

When this movie came out the internet was so new and smart phones wasn't really a thing yet so a shit ton of people believed the movie was real.
I was not that dumb. I would try to convince people all the time it was just a movie but of course they thought I was an idiot for thinking it wasn't real.

In your hot house I a small house for food and in your houses cold house for food is a smaller house to keep your butter warmer than the other cold food.

Our dog is a rescue dog. She was dropped off in front of the person house who we got her from. Her original owners didn't even fully stop the car. So she has huge abandonment issues. So when we are going to go to the store or so something we leave the tv on. Sometimes when we get back she is sitting watching it lol.
So we started leaving it on PBS that way she can learn stuff lol. Her favorite is Sesame Street. I think she just likes Elmo lol

I wanted A cat we got 6 cats lol husband wanted zero cats. He lost there was no compromised.

I don't mind Indian accents I actually love all accents.
What I hate is monotone voices.
Like this
Hi
Welcome
To my
Channel
Today we are going
To talk about
The weather.
It is really
Drab.
.
See shit like that. That pisses me off.

Unless you are on a real phone and is my brother 2 years younger than me.
My neice wanted to talk to him with her play phone and he was on the phone with my mom. He told our neice "No don't hand me your phone it isn't real and even if it was I still wouldn't talk on it with you because I am on the phone."
She called him a dooty head and a jerk and than THREW her toy phone at his head lmao.

Why does the brightest stars have to burn out the quickest

Ladies and Gentlemen, hobos and tramps, crossed eyed misquotes and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Last night around 3 o'clock this morning a truck fully loaded with half loaded bricks rolled down my back alley and half killed my poor dead cat. I rushed to the hospital to see him sitting at a round square cornered table eating vinegar with a fork.

And today my daughter has to go get a root canal. So shit it is a bad day.

Me every year

I love how they are smiling. Lol scary smiles but still smiling lol

PAY ATTENTION TO DOGGY OR DOGGY EAT!!

Math class 10th grade.
Me and smart kid in class going over our answers. I notice I have the SAME ANSWER as smart kid but mine is marked wrong. He says take to teacher. So I do. I take both his and mine to the teacher. She says no it is wrong. And MARKS HIS WRONG giving him a lower grade.
I had to explain what happen. He was nice about it but man I felt so bad.

I love when celebrates do this lol