Kids are amazing, wonderful, little assholes but they are well worth it.

I want this shirt for my husband lol

Honest to God for a second thought this was a bunch of puppets with their heads stuck through a thing of card board. Lol
Took me a while to see they are cupcakes.
So my fat ass failed this round lol

My Dad had Demintia and Alzheimer's and was not allowed to eat in the dining area of the hospice. Because he would scream at people to shut the fuck up lol he had no friends there because during movie times he yell at the screen saying stuff like this movie is shit.
He was true to his nature till the end lol
He wasn't a bad guy or anything he just wouldn't stand for anyone's shit but his own kids lol we would walk all over him we were his weakness.

This true though. They teach alot of different stuff like algebra, chemistry, history, English, and so on incase SOMEONE in the class is inspired by it to become someone who needs to know that stuff.
And sadly alot of the other kids have to suffer through learning math you will never need, what each element's number is, the fall of the Roman empire, and the meaning behind Shakespeare's play Tamming of a shrew.

Actually they will rip apart your intestines trying to get to each other. Putting holes in all your intestinal tract. The stronger the magnet the worse it will be.

I am so tired of post like this. My Dad was a cop and he was a super hero he never had to fire his gun once. He never even tasered anyone. In fact lmfao they only thing it was used for was my brothers would zap each other lol.
Yes there will always be bad cops. Just like there will always be bad teachers or bad doctors or bad lawyers every job has a chance of having some asshole and alot have some one who uses his job to kill people due to his stupidity and hate.
But the Cops who put their life on the line to make this a better place get treated as if they are the bad guy.
It isn't right that crooked dumb cops kill innocent people but it isn't right to call cops killers either.

When people say there is no hope for humanity and the world is full of thieves and crooks, I love to remind people about people like this guy. Yeah the world maybe filled with terrible people but it is filled with good ones as well.

Bruce Lee hit Jackie Chan pretty damn hard once.
Jackie Chan's character was just a goon in Bruce Lee's movie. He had to run at Bruce Lee and attack. Than Bruce Lee uses a bamboo rod and hits him aside the head. Problem is Jackie Chan missed stepped and moved in a inch to close. So Jackie Chan was hit for real by Bruce Lee. Luckily Jackie Chan's Character was supposed to just fall to the ground because he did for real. Bruce Lee kept acting till the scene was done than dropped the Bamboo rod and yelled O MY GOD ARE YOU OK I AM SO SORRY. He scooped Jackie Chan up in his arms. Jackie Chan admitted it no longer hurt by than but he was so star st3uck he pretended just so Bruce Lee will hold him longer. Lol the rest the day Bruce Lee continued to check on him and made talk to him about his fighting style. Got to know Jackie Chan.
Jackie Chan admitted that he doesn't think he could have beaten Bruce Lee in a fight and he wasn't dumb enough to try.
So there was once 1 man who could do it.

I remember this girls posted this tweet about how she was just relaxing in between classes at her college. She was in sweat pants a hoodie and a hat to hide her hair in a messy bun. When in walked a bunch of still in high school girls being shown the campus to see if they want to go there. All dressed super cute outfits perfect hair and nails, with heels. They pointed and laughed at the comfy girl and she said laugh now but I used to be one of you. This is what a real senior in college looks like. Lol

I didn't know till I was pregnant because they told me to carry around a card with my blood type and information about me where ever I go incase of an accident. It had my blood type on it. O- I was 22 when I found out.

Once while playing D&D with my brothers one my favorite things we said was when my brother's character was in the woods hunting and before my 2nd oldest our DM could say what he was hunting our youngest brother said FLAP JACKS! lol
So we went with it lol
We said "Yes you are hunting the rare and sneaky Flap Jack's. Off in the distant you can hear them rustling among the leafs. Flap flap flap. Their only true line of defense is to stack on top of each other as high as possible because they know you can't eat all them. They sweat butter and syrup when scared.

Ok time to tell story of my mom driving with expired stickers.
See my home time is a itty bitty place and the every single town next to us is either smaller or just as tiny. So every body k we and grew up with everybody. You can't throw a rock as a kid with out someone calling your name and saying they will tell your mom who they know.
My mom worked in a gas station one town over.
Every work day she drive to work and back. We never had alot of money we scrapped by every day. 6 kids and all. Well my moms tags on her car were almost a year expired. But the cop who she drove past everyday to get to work let it slide because he knew my mom is a good woman and broke as hell.
Till one day he has a rookie in his car and showing him the ropes and when my mom drives by the roomie got all happy.

I pray for the parents who believes that bullshit

I want to get paid for collecting lmfao jk jk
I want to be paid for being a stay at home mom. Which I am just I would like to be paid for it.