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mrscollector


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Poor thanos 8 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
All she had left was that "sex doll". She loved him and you took the last person who ment something to her. So technically you DID take everything from her. Because now she has nothing.
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Poor Drac 12 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
He fed off virgins because it tasted better. It be like eating organic food. Compared to eating a steak you got from a dollar store.
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Take one...Take one 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
My 2nd to youngest brother is an asshole I said it before that's why I never say his name.
When he was 15 he went into my parents bedroom while my mom was in the shower. This wouldn't be such a big deal seeing as my parents bedroom was our 2nd livingroom. But he sat down on the couch they had in there and watched TV. (Told you 2nd livingroom) On the couch was my mom's purse. She just got paid the day before so she had a wallet full of cash. My brother stole 300 dollars.
Guess what cost 300 dollars in a family of 6 kids 2 parents and 1 grandmother. If you guess food for a month you win. The bastard still denies it to this day.
But here is the thing my Mom before taking her shower counted out all the bills and made a grocery list and she knows how much each item cost so she knew how much the food will cost. She knew how every penny of the money was to be spent. And suddenly 300 is missing when she gets out the shower and only people home was him and and my grandmother. So yeah he a dick
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Avid pine cone eater 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
My husbands grandfather is 100 and he claims it is because he is a preacher and continues to spread the word of God.
Me and my husband lived with his grandfather for about 4-5 yrs. We both agree reason that his grandfather is still alive is because God don't want him up there. And the Devil is just all to happy he isn't going to hell when he does die eventually.
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Jfbfdh 20 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
What worries me is about 2 servings has been taken.
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Last night the DJ saved my life 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Me and my brothers it was on EverQuest.
Funny side story:
My 2 yrs younger than me brother played a dwarf on the game. And in the game he played always in first person, so he played at the hight of a dwarf.
Well he finds a night club in the game and sees this thing about he can see a girl "dance" for some gold.
So the perv pays lol. Except all he sees is the curtain go up and feet dancing. Than curtain goes down. Lol he thought it was a glitch so he did it 3 more times. So finally he left pissed. He told our oldest brother about what happen in the game and he just starts kill over in laughter. He says YOU NEED TO LOOK UP YOU IDIOT!!! lmfao
We all nearly pissed our selves laughing at this.
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Fairy tea parties are always on the table 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
They need to make a boy meme for this one like no matter how glammed up you are if your son wants to play monsters you play monsters. And show a woman in like a glittery dress and high heels wearing a monster mask while her son is wearing a monster mask and they are playing together.
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Yes. Just yes 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
What would he of done if they placed something over it like a stand?
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Preach 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
My sister in-law is a SOB she stole from us, charged stuff towards my name, stole food from my own kid (my kid has a health issue that makes it hard to eat certain foods so we buy her food she can eat while we eat food she can't), her kids broke my kids toys never offer to fix or repair but my kid broke a dollar store ball of her kid and she DEMANDED we buy a new one, my husband lined up jobs for her and she made him look bad by quiting withen a few days or not showing up to the job interview at all, we helped her get her kids away from her husband, helped her divorce 2 times, and even watched her kids for her while she went on what we thought was job interviews turned out to be dates.
But you know what I never once regret helping her when we did. Because she has 3 kids who see her and know how bad she is and see that we tried our best to help her for them.
So I do not regret helping her. I only regret we did not stop helping her sooner.
I pray for my nieces and nephew.
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True emergency 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
When my daughter was still little about 5 or 6 we always knew when she was really sick because we ask her if she wanted to play and she grab her little chair and sit down to play. That's when we knew she was sick for sure. She was always my little wild card she never sat still. Even in my stomach. The doctor said he never seen a baby move around so much while still in the womb.
Now if she says she is to tired to play her computer games and it isn't bed time or near it than she is sick.
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I've seen enough internet to know where this goes 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
It has 3 tail feathers.
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Go on little buddy 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Chances are it was trailing behind because it was looking for something to bring.
They just cut their work day in half lol
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Hell no 11 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Your door is under maintenance at monsters inc. it will be up and running again soon.
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The lion king summerized 5 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
MEERKAT
TIMON
IS A
MEERKAT
!!!!!
Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy is a Raccoon.
GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!
p.s. Pumbaa is a WARTHOG not a pig. But I shall let it slide due to him being pig like.
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Doughboy philosophy 2 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Who exactly actually used a spoon and points it away from people lmfao my brothers point it directly at people.
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Colombian Navy put on an amazing display on ship's visit to Liverpool ! 4 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Where can you find pleasure
Search the world for treasure
Learn science technology
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea
Where can you learn to fly
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography
Sign up for the big band
Or sit in the grandstand
When your team and others meet
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the mother land
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a new recruit...
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Neighver say neighver 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Ok back story:
My daughter was born in Tx. we live in Ca.
After she was in 1st grade we moved. She went to a new school for 2nd grade. (She is now in 6th for side note.)
Since she started at that school the kids REFUSED to believe she was born in Texas.
When it was my daughters birthday I took birthday cup cakes to her class. I do it every year.
Minute I show up a bunch of the kids ask me if my daughter is really a robot.
-.-
Seriously some how these idiots REFUSED to believe it was possible for someone to be born in a different state they live in but the chance a kid they know is secretly a robot ? Hell yeah that's possible!
Lmfao
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A cat in 0 gravity 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Cats: FUCK SHIT FUCK GOD DAMN IT FUCK SHIT HOW THE FUCK SHIT MOVE YOU ASSHOLE FUUUUUCCCKKKKK!!!!!
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pssh. yeah,jokes on them 19 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Ok that is beyond rude.
Oh the memories 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Shit I'm cough37cough I still look for a plane when I hear one lmao
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I think not 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
I think Not
I already know whats inside 1 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
You can get that at Chuck e cheese lll
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My mom is afraid of birds and now I get why 6 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Lol I just picture the turkey eating its self think DAMN no wonder they eat us I'm fucking delicious!
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Pls don't look...unless..;) 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Hay not my fault you raised a slut. I just accept the gifts she gives.
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Right in the feels 3 comments
mrscollector · 4 years ago
Stop trying to make us cry damn it.
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