Omyfuckinggod this is so me lmfao
I am the cook in our family and sometimes I don't want to do it I'm tired and want something to eat but all the food must be cooked to eat. Not even microwaved but full on cooked lol so I wimper to hubby and he goes and buys me something to eat or sometimes when it's a blue moon he will actually cook me something. But it must be simple like Mac and cheese or baked potato lol

Jokes on them turns out the cabinets is worth alot of money due to art work and they repainted it lol
Nah I don't know but that would be awesome lol

If the clone has his memories wouldn't it know the code word?

Growing up I had a neighbor that my family was very close with he was a dentist and every Halloween he would hand out little boxes of toothpaste like travel-size but when you open up the box there wasn't toothpaste inside it was candy we asked why he did it and he says it's Halloween trick or treat I decided to give both. Lol

My parents never said that they just beat your ass until you told the truth lol

I still remember when the Aztec calendar ran out and everybody freaked out

You know he's related to the guy that invented the toilet.

Funny how people who need to tell it to themselves the most end up telling other people that they're awesome so they don't feel the way that they feel.

Jesus didn't his Dad did.

Someone obviously did.

When engineers get high lol

WE DONT BRING THIS UP IT IS ONE OF THE RULES!!!!
*cries in corner*

Holy shit dude

-.- kill Abigail it's the only way to end the world of that level of stupidity.

It holds your makeup?

I actually saw a news post saying that it was weird seeing him date someone who looked old.
THE MAN IS 55!!! WHO IS HE SUPPOSED TO DATE? A 20 YEAR OLD??

Evil doesn't exist only because we have freewill. It exist because we have freewill which means we get to choose to be good by fighting the urge to be evil. Or we don't fight it and do evil things. That is what free will is.
It be like being placed in a wood shop and you have all the toys and wood to build whatever you want. You can build a house or a spice rack. Or set fire to the whole place. It's your freewill.
The reason heaven doesn't have evil is because God took out all the possibility of sins.

I really hope at the end of the show they make him an angel.

What am asshole lol

My husband is balding. I say balding because he isn't fully bald yet. We married when he had a full head of hair.
I think what the girls think is hot is guys who shave their head not guys who are bald. There is a BIG difference.
My husband will shave his head and looks great with a shaved head but than let it grow out till it gets to long than shaves it again.
My grandpa (my mom's dad) had a comb over lol it was like Homer Simpson with just strands of hair lol.
My Dad on the other hand died with a full head of thick hair.
All 5 of my brothers are balding lmfao

Lmfao I would be proud