And how about the picture of Peter Falk who played the grandfather

I remember when I was in high school and I was like now big time social butterfly I was friends with popular and unpopular kids. But what made me mad was when we be in gym and lifting weights and there be that group of girls who couldn’t even lift the 45 pound bar with no weights. So they were given the 5 pound bar and still didn’t put weights on it.
These were the girls that made us play baseball where our own team member got to pitch to us and for every girl he was like here you go soft slow pitch as he stood close.
When I got up to plate And he did that to mean I plucked it bare hand out the air Tossed it back to the mound behind him and I said pitch right and pitch from there.
The 2 PE coaches said all right Melodie! Lol
Sorry tiny rant just (-.-) these girls made me so mad. They purposely don’t try and yet was like tooth pick skinny. Mean while us tough strong girls was thick lol

We used to have a dog that we was told was half Dachshund and half chihuahua. We called bullshit because it looked like a forever puppy pit bull. It’s Mama was a Dachshund and the lady did have a chihuahua but she also had a full breed pit bull. And all the puppies looked NOTHING like their so called Daddy. Lol Mama was cheaten lol.
Anyways so imagine a baby pit bull with a long body and a calico kitten doing this exact same thing as this pic.
Our kitten would sit on top a table and wait for the dog to get close when she do here zoomies and the minute she was close enough the kitten would jump down and ride the dog like a horse till it fell off. When the kitten got older we had to make them stop the cat was leaving deep puncture wholes on the dogs back. But they still played together.

As a kid I was always falling and tripping lol I twisted my ankles so much as a kid they BOTH click now.
But some of the worse dumbest pains I ever had of signs of being old:
Sprained my hand from trying to open a jar of cheese dip. My hand swelled up twice it’s size hurt like shit for a week.
Threw out my shoulder from PUTING ON MY SEATBELT! lol that took 2 weeks to heal.
Threw out my back 3 times from sitting wrong. I didn’t know this was a possibility lol.
Threw out my back from YAWNING! Seriously from yawning lol
When I was a preteen I dislocated my tail bone and if I sit to long I end up pretty much bruising my ass. I was sick and was sitting on the couch I fell asleep sitting up on the couch I woke up unable to walk because I sat to long. (-.-)
Getting old is so not fun.
You have no idea what it feels like to be old till you wake up in pain all over because you slept wrong! Yes you can sleep wrong lol

When you are so dumb that you assume every one else is the dumb ones but you are smart. I like to call this Karen Math lol

If I ever reach 100 I plan to send cards out to everyone I know who is still alive showing me and it says STILL HERE FUCKERS! lol

My daughter got a new pair of jeans just the other day and she put them on and goes to put her phone in her pocket and she says what the hell they’re fake the pockets are fake what the hell kind of pants are these and then she goes to try to put her phone in her back pocket and it was fake as well. Lmfao I said welcome to woman hood lmfao!

Get out go leave now And think about what you did

When my daughter was 9 my husband kept insisting we let her watch Child’s play. I told him no and she’s too young she will have nightmares. He did anyways and she had nightmares. We had to show her over and over he isn’t real he is just a toy with someone doing his voice.
She understood but he still scared her.
She was in school for Halloween and a kid dressed like Chucky she got so scared she cried and the kid was her friend. She told the kid “You are still my friend but can you stay away from me today?”
Her teacher called me and said she let my kid go to a different class for the day.
She is 13 now and LOVES Scary stuff big time her favorite is scary anime.
When i was 8 my brothers let me see Texas chain saw Massacre so I knew she be ok but I would of preferred her not see it at 9.

I hate women who keep money in their tits and than pay you with it like here honey enjoy my tit sweat.
Same goes for people who keep money in their socks or shoes.
Listen it’s bad enough to know that money was sitting in your pocket next to your smelly ass coochie and fishy nut sack NO BODY wants your tit money or sock money!
I don’t care if you are the hottest woman in the world keep your damn money in your damn purse!
Or at least be kind enough to take your cash out of your tits BEFORE the person you going to give it to sees it!

When my daughter got her first period we went to the store mainly to get other stuff but we also had to get her some female stuff lol
Well I tell my husband I needed to go to the bathroom because our daughter was in there and was having trouble figuring out the pad.
She wanted tampons so I tell him to go to the the aisle and pick up a box. Now he has no problem buying them he buys products for me and was always great about it lol he says he holds his head high because it is a sign he has a girl unlike losers who think getting condoms means it. (His words)
So me and my daughter come out as he is just done with paying for everything. I see what he got her. He got her heavy flow large lol it would be like sticking one of those huge red wood trees people drive their cars through into a gopher hole. Lmfao I explain this to him so he walks up to return and the woman asks what seems to be the problem with the product.

I know 3 women pregnant already

That is because he talked bullshit. If you watch the show not a single thing he said to do works it always is bullshit.
Not from his books or when he met the babies.
He talked shit so he is lip shit

You’re so rich your balcony has a balcony

I used to have dreams of losing teeth. I never felt them missing from my mouth I just felt each one as I spit them out of my mouth as if they were just one to many hard candies I had in my mouth and had to spit some out.
And it is always into a bathroom sink never like onto the ground or something.
It’s why when in my dreams I try my best to full avoid al bathrooms.
For one if you use a toilet in your dreams you might wet the bed in real life and two because I am afraid if I go near a sink in my dreams the tooth thing will happen.
I actually once forced myself awake to avoid a endless circle of bathrooms.

If you ate a potato bass with french fries would you be eating chips and chips?

Wow ok
Did no teachers look at that?

Why?
It’s cool and all but why?

One day when I was getting my now 13 yr old but than 7 yr old daughter ready for school she thought it be funny that while I was helping her change her clothes she fart bare ass at me.
So there she was just stepped out her under garments as I was handing her new ones for her to put on she gave a small squat and farted.
Except not just a fart came out a poop liquid squirt shot at me and missed my foot by a quarter inch.
She turned her torso while her feet stay planted and looks at the ground behind her and says with a giggle “Well that wasn’t supposed to happen!”
I was so mad but because of what she said I couldn’t catch my breath enough to tell her she was in trouble.
And now I have a fear of bare butts and farting. I think they will shit on me lol.
My kid thinks this is hilarious so she try’s to repeat the original experience for me nearly every day. So this been going on for around 6 yrs I’m on the verge of killing her lmfao

Why is there a spine in the banana?

He was only 44 such a shame