mrscollector
Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
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Eclectic
Dyslexic
❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/WOW
Nintendo
Sure! 3 comments
The best boy (for the remainder of the month, anyway) 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
The smile on the dogs face just shows How happy he is to finally be pet of the month
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*tries to hide tears* 1 comments
Good man 1 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
When your side chick needs some love while being in front of your main chick.
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Big pause 3 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I told my kid and husband it as a joke way and both rolled their eyes lol
With my kid I am the parent who does the dad jokes lol
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With my kid I am the parent who does the dad jokes lol
I'll have a dozen of them 4 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
YOU BE HAPPY WITH THAT FAIRY AT HOME IT IS ADORABLE
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Happy Mouse after an Ultrasound 1 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
During summer we used to place a small desk fan on top of our hamsters cage and leave it on low facing down so he could feel the cool breeze lol he would lay there belly up and just snore lol
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President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985 7 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
0.o how is that complicated lol
It’s president than what title he had you are speaking about.
It be like saying while Queen Elizabeth was just a princess she ...
It’s really not that hard.
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It’s president than what title he had you are speaking about.
It be like saying while Queen Elizabeth was just a princess she ...
It’s really not that hard.
President Bush posing with a bag of crack, circa 1985 7 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
True but seeing as he became president you call him president even if you went back to when he was a governor you call him president
What you say is “while serving as governor president bush...
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What you say is “while serving as governor president bush...
Do you know someone over 30 who still plays video games? 9 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Lol he loved to play halo with us.
He had rules though:
If you hit him with the bit of your gun he go get his real gun and hit you with it
If you sit and sniper him he will take his controller and cloak you in the head with it.
If you look at his screen he would call you a cunt and beat the shit out you with his controller.
Lmfao
I was the exception to this rule.
He said SHE can look because SHE sucks just as much as I do you little shits!
Lol
It was true lol I used to say NO THATS NOT FAIR YOU CANT PUT ME AND DAD ON THE SAME TEAM! That is like telling Canada and Mexico to team up and beat hitler with a BB gun.
Lol
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He had rules though:
If you hit him with the bit of your gun he go get his real gun and hit you with it
If you sit and sniper him he will take his controller and cloak you in the head with it.
If you look at his screen he would call you a cunt and beat the shit out you with his controller.
Lmfao
I was the exception to this rule.
He said SHE can look because SHE sucks just as much as I do you little shits!
Lol
It was true lol I used to say NO THATS NOT FAIR YOU CANT PUT ME AND DAD ON THE SAME TEAM! That is like telling Canada and Mexico to team up and beat hitler with a BB gun.
Lol
Big pause 3 comments
Glug glug glug! 7 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I don’t think experiment because in the original movie the man who had him said he had him a long time.
I always pictured him being like a little creature that lived in deep forested mountains and was surrounded by more just like him. I pictured he was mean like the others but who ever captured him did some kind of spell or enchantment to make him kind.
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I always pictured him being like a little creature that lived in deep forested mountains and was surrounded by more just like him. I pictured he was mean like the others but who ever captured him did some kind of spell or enchantment to make him kind.
Do you know someone over 30 who still plays video games? 9 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
(0.o )
( o.0)
Look I... um not ADMITTING to umm... that I am of a... um... certain ah... a certain age BUT I will admit I play games past that age and still do. Lmfao
Also my Dad was in his 60s and would play halo and call of duty
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( o.0)
Look I... um not ADMITTING to umm... that I am of a... um... certain ah... a certain age BUT I will admit I play games past that age and still do. Lmfao
Also my Dad was in his 60s and would play halo and call of duty
The Holiday Spirit 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
0.o
That’s wasn’t the point of the story
It was quit being a money grubbing dick when you don’t even realize you are surrounded by people who if you show them the littlest bit of kindness and compassion would love you with open arms.
His nephew only ever wanted was to have him come to dinner.
His employee was happy to work for him because despite him being a penny pincher he always paid him what he was supposed to be paid and he paid him on time.
Yes the job didn’t pay a lot and during winter they were only allowed so much coal to keep the office warm. But it paid enough for his family to live in a house and eat. Hate to say this truly but the man did have a lot of kids I think it was like 5. His pay probably could of paid for a family of 4 not 7.
The only reason he even sees the ghosts is because his business partner died and found out his own outcome and pleaded to change it. I always assumed they said if he could change Ebeneezer than he be freed of the chains.
That’s wasn’t the point of the story
It was quit being a money grubbing dick when you don’t even realize you are surrounded by people who if you show them the littlest bit of kindness and compassion would love you with open arms.
His nephew only ever wanted was to have him come to dinner.
His employee was happy to work for him because despite him being a penny pincher he always paid him what he was supposed to be paid and he paid him on time.
Yes the job didn’t pay a lot and during winter they were only allowed so much coal to keep the office warm. But it paid enough for his family to live in a house and eat. Hate to say this truly but the man did have a lot of kids I think it was like 5. His pay probably could of paid for a family of 4 not 7.
The only reason he even sees the ghosts is because his business partner died and found out his own outcome and pleaded to change it. I always assumed they said if he could change Ebeneezer than he be freed of the chains.
Keep up the good work, Joe 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
A a chances are those doctors who said that are all dead.
I love hearing stories about people living past there expected death time. Even when it’s just a few months extra like my Mom the doctors told her 4 months tops she lived for 18 months.
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I love hearing stories about people living past there expected death time. Even when it’s just a few months extra like my Mom the doctors told her 4 months tops she lived for 18 months.
Scary :0 9 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
They look more like bullets than batteries or maybe it’s both?
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Glug glug glug! 7 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
It always bothered me that they never full explained why Gizmo was so kind and sweet yet every other Moghwai was evil.
They are born evil. So why does Gizmo so sweet and cute. Gizmo even try’s not to get wet or eat past the time like he is full aware of what happens and don’t want it to. While the others not only want it to happen but try their damnedest to make it happen.
They need a new movie that explains how he became so good and where the hell is he from.
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They are born evil. So why does Gizmo so sweet and cute. Gizmo even try’s not to get wet or eat past the time like he is full aware of what happens and don’t want it to. While the others not only want it to happen but try their damnedest to make it happen.
They need a new movie that explains how he became so good and where the hell is he from.
Take me lord 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
So funny thing last night me and hubby was talking about just random stuff and I said something was “funny as hell” I tend to say that a lot lol I get it from my Dad.
So my hubby said “Why do you always say that hell isn’t funny it’s a terrible place depressing?”
So lol I said “well actually hell is hilarious because it smells like farts.”
He just said “WhAt? HoW dO yOu KnOw what iT sMeLlS lIkE?”
So I tell him “Hell is full of brimstone and brimstone smells like farts. Plus you ever hear what hot lava smells like? It pops and hisses like the sound of farting. So hell is funny because it is full of farts. God punished Lucifer by making him the king of fart land.”
Lmfao my husband just shook his head and said o...k... o.0
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So my hubby said “Why do you always say that hell isn’t funny it’s a terrible place depressing?”
So lol I said “well actually hell is hilarious because it smells like farts.”
He just said “WhAt? HoW dO yOu KnOw what iT sMeLlS lIkE?”
So I tell him “Hell is full of brimstone and brimstone smells like farts. Plus you ever hear what hot lava smells like? It pops and hisses like the sound of farting. So hell is funny because it is full of farts. God punished Lucifer by making him the king of fart land.”
Lmfao my husband just shook his head and said o...k... o.0
The "Improved Pain Scale" at my chiropractors office 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Lmfao I took it as the ones side by side go together lmfao
So
It might be an itch = BEES!
I just need a bandaid = I CANT STOP CRYING
It’s kind annoying = I CANT MOVE IT HURTS SO BAD
This is concerning but I can still work = MAULED BY A BEAR or NINJAS
Bees? = UNCONSCIOUS
lmfao
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So
It might be an itch = BEES!
I just need a bandaid = I CANT STOP CRYING
It’s kind annoying = I CANT MOVE IT HURTS SO BAD
This is concerning but I can still work = MAULED BY A BEAR or NINJAS
Bees? = UNCONSCIOUS
lmfao
Also drugs 8 comments
Nice c o c k bro 10 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
I will say this I didn’t want to go I was tricked and I left after about 5 minutes.
Would of been sooner but the damn place made me pay 5 bucks to get in and you get a free drink so I ordered a coke and drank it fast and left.
But the ones that tricked me to going in that short time grabbed 3 or 4 guys by their dick (not balls actually dick) and one got lifted and turned upside down to appear doing 69 while the guy rubbed his face in her crotch.
And the woman that it happen to ACTUALLY chewed her husband out a few weeks back for going on a porn site.
So trust me the ones for women are SO much worse
Would of been sooner but the damn place made me pay 5 bucks to get in and you get a free drink so I ordered a coke and drank it fast and left.
But the ones that tricked me to going in that short time grabbed 3 or 4 guys by their dick (not balls actually dick) and one got lifted and turned upside down to appear doing 69 while the guy rubbed his face in her crotch.
And the woman that it happen to ACTUALLY chewed her husband out a few weeks back for going on a porn site.
So trust me the ones for women are SO much worse
Fear not what is front of you, when you have everything you need behind you 2 comments
mrscollector
· 4 years ago
Yeah my youngest brother learned a lesson REAL QUICK about wild baby animals.
See he was out in our families pasture and he sees these adorable baby boars. They came running up to him from the bushes and started nuzzling his pants legs he bent down to pet one and that is when he hears this loud ass oink he looks and here comes MAMA BOAR with tusks longer than Crocodile Dundee’s that’s a knife!
It treed my brother for a good hour or so.
He was lucky we heard him screaming for help even though he was around half a mile a way lol
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See he was out in our families pasture and he sees these adorable baby boars. They came running up to him from the bushes and started nuzzling his pants legs he bent down to pet one and that is when he hears this loud ass oink he looks and here comes MAMA BOAR with tusks longer than Crocodile Dundee’s that’s a knife!
It treed my brother for a good hour or so.
He was lucky we heard him screaming for help even though he was around half a mile a way lol
And it isn’t like she isn’t trying she actually is trying very hard just 7th grade through online classes is hard. Hell its hard enough in person. She started algebra already and she says it’s crap lol I agree with her mainly because due to my dyslexia I had to take Algebra 1 than 1/2 than 1/4 lol at that point they said ok if you can’t do pass this we are sending you to basic math.
I ended up passing it but when we moved we went to a school that didn’t have a dyslexic program so basic math it was.
I was being taught how to add fractions lol