Heart attack grill in Los Vegas you eat for free if you are 350+ pounds
And they cheer for you if you are.
My 2nd oldest ate there. If you don’t finish your food they spank you lol (you can say you don’t want to) my brother left a fry on his plate so he could get spanked lol.
If you haven’t guessed all the waitresses are hot nurses.

And that boys and girls is why you always wear a cup.

Thank goodness we have been able to pull buffalo from the brink of extinct to only near threatened.
So many animals get so close to us losing them forever but people work hard to make sure that doesn’t happen due to humans.
It’s one thing if they disappear on their own but the cause should never be human greed.
You should see the lists of animals that were classed as extinct or almost extinct and are now moving on to just vulnerable or threatened

Lmmfao the Conehead doll lol

I might be wrong but I think that is a cheese slicer/plane it is for semi-soft to semi-hard cheese

My daughter’s cat is a Tuxedo cat where my cat Allen is a Orange Tabby.
And yeah trust me there is cat breed snobs. I have a cousin who ONLY owns white Persian cats she has 4 and all are show cats.
And GOD FOR BID IF YOU PET ONE!
She Always tell us they are specifically breed for being show animals not as a pet.
They have their own room in her house.
They don’t eat cat food they are on a raw food diet. Those little shits get steak. And not just some cheap shit no they get nothing but the best cuts.
She doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them.
So those cats are her pride and joy.
And yeah they win blue ribbons and best in show and all that.
One year her cats won her a trip to Hawaii but she cashed it in for money to pay for bills on the cats.
O and if you call her cats anything other than white Persian she flips out.

You are over a year late he died June 26, 2019

My brothers like to pull pranks on each other when they get drinks like this one time my second oldest brother and my youngest brother went to get coffee my older brother said to put on the younger brothers cup Something other than his name and he made his own cup name be bald sexy man.
So when they call the drinks They said one copy for bald sexy man And one coffee For World record holder for smallest lol

My mother in-law is like a doomsday paranoia person due to her new husband.
And all she been talking about him and her both about how that thing is either a military thing to scan us and mind control us (-.-)
Or an alien device scanning to see if we are ready for an official visit(-.-)
My husband had the BEST response to the alien theory lol he said but what I thought you said the aliens already been visiting us since the dawn of time and that we are not from monkeys but from an alien planet.
The husband said they are seeing if we are ready to be slaves. (-.-)

Well they asked for it on the side and the cook should of done it.
If the cook doesn’t like working in a restaurant that allows such requests than they should leave their job.
It doesn’t matter what the customer does with their food.
Maybe they only wanted a certain amount of it on there but the cook adding it might of added to much.
Them wanting to film their food is their choice.
I have had food order where I ask for things on the side for the pure reason I prefer to add it.

Upvote for ice cream
Blue bell vanilla is by far the best ever.

The year my oldest brother’s daughter was born his gf was pregnant on Mother’s Day. She asked him are you going to give me something for Mother’s Day? He said no you are not a mom. You are pregnant. (Yes I know dick move But funny once you see what happens) she says FINE THAN ON FATHERS DAY I AM NOT GETTING YOU A THING!!
Father’s Day comes and she goes into labor. By mid day my brother is a Dad lol
He said ha ha you gave me a Father’s Day gift lol

That looks so freaking comfy I want that bed set lol

The one that gave her the tip did call the store and asked why it wasn’t taken out when he had the money
The store told him what happen. There was no response of if he hand it to her in cash or what. She did say she like to speak to the man just to thank him even if she gets nothing. She said because for him to do that shows how good a person he is.

I remember as a kid my grandmother who lived with us told me I had to take a bath and wash my hair. I go to the bathroom we are out of shampoo and conditioner both. So I told her that we’re out she flat out says use the bar of soap on your head. I argued that even though it was a dove bar of soap it is not the same as shampoo and conditioner.
She said what do you think people used before shampoo?
Soap is soap now go. Lol
I did use it but the next day when my parents got real shampoo and conditioner I took another bath just to wash my hair lol

Lol the plumber ad underneath is his as well

He is tired he plucked a lot of watermelons from the lake that day
(The meme of the cat pushing the watermelon out of a lake)

Shame he hates kids.
He left his 2 ex wifes because they wanted kids.
He has admitted he does not like kids and does not want them.
People who worked for him even admitted to him saying how much he hates kids.
But for make a wish he always puts on this happy face and makes those kids love him. So at least he does that for them.

Next you know it say you been watching this show none stop for x amount of days when did you last shower or eat something that isn’t snack food or take out

We get our daughter one every year and one year I noticed that her candy stop being the shape they were at the beginning of the month. See each candy was chocolate and shaped like a little Santas helpers wrapped in foil.
But for some reason around day 12 They were no longer little happy Elfs And started to look like Hershey kisses lol
Apparently she got into the bag of candy I had for myself and replaced her calendar candy which she ate with MY Hershey kisses lol She’s just lucky she didn’t eat the big candy at the end she was smart enough to save that for Christmas. I let her keep the Hershey kisses in the calendar so that she had a candy every morning. But I hid the rest of my candy a lot better from Then on lol

@famousone If he stole them I think it would say stolen not hoarding.
But I don’t think they should arrest him for having them and selling them but maybe given him a fine for up charging them by 700%
Say like so much for each one sold.
Yeah it’s a sleazy to sell stuff like that but this isn’t the 1800’s where the only place to buy stuff was the corner store. You can get groceries from amazon so I think him reselling them is only a problem for the idiots who buy them.
Yes that mask type is one the best but with proper care any mask will die.

Aw those eyes lol it looks like a cartoon puppy lol so cute