My husband is the opposite he works so much he only has 1 non work pants and 1 non work shirt lol
I tell him to get more but he says why I only use it once a week

This is like when my youngest brother got his own apartment.
He didn’t do that to the oven because all the kids in my family was shown how to cook but he did have problems when it came to washing his clothes.
He asked why his clothes kept coming out wrong.
We asked what does he mean wrong?
He said well his pants come out like hard as rocks and his shirts have holes and none the stains are coming out.
We said well what soap do you use and he said cascade.
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You mean the cascade the dishwasher soap? And he said no it’s laundry soap it was next to the washer.
We said wait where are you washing your clothes? He said the kitchen has a washing machine/dryer in it.
We told him describe it.
He said you open it and it has 2 trays.
Seriously we nearly died.
We grew up poor so we never had a dish washer but Jesus you would assume he would know one when he sees it.
After that he took his washing to the local laundry mat. Lol

Come on Kirby you bitch I’ll fight your ass I never look at the title first LOL

Why do they have some many in stock why did they stop that many

Repeat

Hay if atheists can celebrate Christmas than why not let any religion celebrate what they want?
You Christian but want to celebrate Hanukkah who cares
Celebrate what makes you happy.

It probably had rabies it’s rare to see them with it so it can really freak people out to see how they act when they do.
My uncle had to put down a small herd of deer in my home town because they showed signs of being rabid.
He works for the town as a low maintenance man. He cleans the streets and gets rid of road kill. They asked him to help because they knew he hunted.
He said he saw one that looked like it was a zombie because half it’s face was gone and he could see the bone and it’s antler was hanging broken.
Some tried to ran at them as they shot them one ran straight at them and turned and slammed into a brick fence. It did it over and over till my uncle walked over and put it out it’s misery. All the deer tested positive for rabies. There was about 8 of them.
My uncle said they think the deer was attacked by some animal that had rabies and they spread it though out them from shared food.

That was only 15 years ago

He only watches children because reindeer don’t get toys.
Santa didn’t even know Rudolph existed till that foggy Christmas Eve. When he came out and said they had to cancel Christmas because it was to foggy to see.
Santa didn’t tend to the reindeer the elfs did that.
Santa is kind of like the manger he looks over his lists of what needs to be done and tells the elfs what to do and they do it.

Maybe she’s born with it;
Maybe it’s... not that bad but it was just like the same bed and the bathroom and I was just so like that lol
Lmfao what???

That lemon was SOUR!!

What happens if they live lol was it a warning shot

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What happens if the tree dies in your care? Do you have to buy it out right or is there like a insurance

I’m going to tell you what my grandmother told me.
NEVER make it quiet for your baby to sleep.
You put the baby to bed and go in the kitchen and make your normal noise and vacuum and so on. Make everyday house noise and that baby will learn to sleep right through it.
Me and my daughter was trained that way. We both slept through a earthquake and me 2 tornados. My husband woke up for every earthquake. Lol he had to shake me hard to get me up.
If you make it silent the baby will grow up to be an adult who will need silence to sleep.
My daughter slept on the gray hound bus from Texas to California when she was 6 months old and didn’t make one peep.
So yeah it’s best to make sound and not work around a baby sleep time.

Interesting fact that painting isn’t supposed to be a farmer and his wife but a farmer and his daughter

Digging the diamond vacuum tracks in the carpet lol

Tarzan would like to say that is bullshit
George of the jungle seconds it

My daughters bed she got from her great grandmother has Jesus on the cross repeated over and over on the mattress lol

When the movie hasn’t even started yet and he trying to put it in your ass!
Lol

Mama’s know what their babies love lol
For one my daughters birthdays I fought with my husband to get her a toy tool bench.
He said that is a boys toy. She won’t want that.
I said trust me she wants it!
She unwrapped her gift and started to jump up and down screaming it’s like Bob’s!!!
(Bob the builder her first tv crush) lol
I have seen her playing on her toy kitchen like it was a work bench she take her blocks and pretend to cut them and hammer them together.
I knew when I saw that in the store we had to get it.

When we lived in the country we had a bunch of cats to eat the mice, snakes, and scorpions.
Problem was we seemed to be getting more and more even though they weren’t gotten by us.
They were full grown cats and kittens being dropped off at our house.
We gotten up to 20+ cats we started with 5!
So my Dad put up a sign that said
STOP DROPPING OFF YOUR CATS!!!
WE HAVE TO MANY!!
We actually ended up getting people coming to our house asking if we had to many can they adopt one. Lol
My dad each time would say buy 1 get 3 free lmfao
We dwindled down to 8 cats and still had our favorites.
Guess what I’m saying is I know the feeling of having to put a sign up lol