My 2nd youngest brother was saved by his seat best in the fact it pinned him to his seat so tight he was unable to move which was good because he was in a head on collision which pushed the engine into the front seat.
It legit was sitting right next to him and less than one inch from him.
The emergency crew said if he had a lose seat belt he would of been tossed around in the van and the engine would of hit him and crushed him to death.
He ended up with a bruise from the seat belt and he busted his nose on the air bag which deployed AFTER the crash not on impact like it should of. He also had wipelash and a few cracked ribs.
Honestly he was lucky.
We were super glad it happen AFTER he dropped our mom off at work. So she wasn’t in the van.
She was rather large and had a habit of not wearing a seatbelt and she would of been where the engine ended up.

Thanks to Animal crossing I can tell you that is an Emperor butterfly lol

Title got the wrong movie lol but love the art.
Song is from Mary Poppins
Person in art is from Home alone 2

Wow is going after people like this. It’s considered unfair to other players.
Honestly I’m glad because I am sick and tired of seeing trains of the same players.

Or a sneaky teen lol

AND YES we DO have gift wrapping paper just he thought it be “funny” to wrap it like that.
And he added small empty boxes to make it that big.

Do I have something on my face?

My husband thinks it is funny to wrap gifts in weird ways so I only left him wrap one a year. And if you want to see the one he wrapped this year I will post it.
Warning it’s under like over half a roll of toilet paper.

My husband washes to the top of his head just before it becomes the back of his head lol
My 2nd oldest brother does the same thing.

I know how that egg feels.
When I was pregnant with my daughter, around less than a month to go for a whole fucking week she tried to turn us into the letter T lol it felt like I was pregnant with a stick lmfao

Anyone else read the last line as he ate anyone who fed him
Not he ate what they fed him

Nurse

Instead of coal Santa now gives the bad children... a long story of the truth
Santa going to get real with them lol

And he always is willing to give advice and is always so upbeat it is rare to see him gloomy and when he is he loves it lol
His wife would adore that you are friends with him so if you wanted a guys night out she tell him have fun. Instead of like some women who would nag him for “always” having guys nights.
He would call you out on being a bad friend but they way he say it make it sound like he isn’t mad just fell you could do better.
He say “don’t be a bad sport.”
Or “that’s a bad turn old bean.”

When I was a kid we couldn’t afford lunchables we rarely ever got them. So what my grandmother did for us was cut sandwich meat and cheese slices to size and add crackers a fun size candy and a juice box. For the price of 6 she was able to make 3 times that amount.
(There was 6 of us kids)
She even found a Tupperware that looked like the tray they put the food in.
She always did stuff like that for us. Like she used to make us homemade doughnuts from biscuit dough. Or she make us homemade potato chips

The one in our town turned into an Applebee’s

I want a sticker for my kid lol
She’s a great kid just a pain in my ass lol
I thought terrible twos were terrible minute she turned 13 all hell broke loose lol

My daughter was in online class and was thirsty so she took the lid off of a 2 liter of Dr Pepper and just chugged it while on camera. Lmfao
Apparently her teacher saw her and said thirsty? Lol
My kid put the soda down and said ummm yeah my mouth was a bit dry.
Than she grabbed a cup and showed her teacher it and poured the soda into and took a normal sip lol.
She forgot she was on video. She has a terrible habit of just chugging out of soda bottles.
She never just finishes a soda all at once it will last her like a day or 2 depending on if it’s a hot day or whatever. Lol she is 13 and already acting like a full teenager

I started a healer a while back and it SUCKS!!!
Maybe 1 out of every 20 dungeons I do is the tank actually thinking about the healer.
I fucking let one guy just full out die because I said OOM like 4 or 5 times and he would not stop. So I let him die and he tried to kick me. My husband was in the group. He said kick worthless healer. EVERYONE voted NO and yelled at him that I said OOM also it was his fault. So because he wanted to kick me I left his health always half full lmfao only did I fully heal when he let me stop.
Tanks may be the leader and but healers decide who lives and who dies.

Slappy squirrel getting revenge on Woody woodpecker for stealing her material LOL