He looks like a cartoon cat that was made by some one who forgot how to draw cat toes lol
This little piggy went to the market
This little piggy stayed home
This little piggy had roast beef
This little piggy had none
This little piggy ah?? ...did his taxes
This little piggy ah?? ...used H&R Block
This little piggy ah?? ...went to the bank
This little piggy ah?? ...was broke
This little piggy ah?? ...cleaned the house
This little piggy ah?? ...did not
This little piggy ah?? um?? ...lost count

OMYGOD I love his sign lol I would gladly give him money.

My Dad actually told me this when I was like 10 lol we was watching a movie and the guy ran out of bullets so he tossed the gun to the side.
My Dad yelled NO YOU IDIOT!
I asked what’s wrong? He said NEVER toss your gun like that if you run out of bullets if it’s a handheld use it like a rock and throw it at the people. If it’s a shot gun use it like a bat and swing till they twitch.
Lmfao

Looks like an Alien that is shocked at how fucked up humans are lmfao

On a cold day that’s a good thing on a hot day that’s a bad thing

You can’t stop me from being a mom

Yet she looks happy lol That’s OK brother I got you an iPhone at least you thought about me.

If only Qui Gon would of let him get hit think of all the lives saved.
But I bet Palpatine would of found another apprentice.

She had lost everyone that she loved and that “sex doll” as you call it made her whole again.
She was happy again with him. He became her whole world.
So YES you took everything from her!

Him was a foofy boy

What’s funny is you assume that ships long ago where HUGE like football field big. But truth was a lot of them was about the size of a fishing boat.
In Corpus Christi in Texas they have a exact replica of the La Nina from Columbus 3 ships. It is tiny lol I asked them if they scaled it down they said they get asked that a lot and no they didn’t. In fact when they first was making it they thought they made it wrong because how small it was coming out.
I just looked it up and sadly they demolished it. Apparently it sunk already once in 2017 and in 2019 when it sunk again they decided to trash it. Because it was to much money to up keep.

Funny story
This is how dumb my oldest brother is.
He saw the Eve 6 music video for Heart in a blender and there is this girl on roller skates in the video. He thought she was hot. So he bought the cd.
I found it when I moved in with him for a year. I said why do you have an Eve 6 cd? (Most his music is hard metal)
He told me about the girl and I laughed and said You do know you can’t see her on the cd??
He said yeah just she was so hot.
Slaps hand to forehead

When my mom used to run out of wrapping paper she used Sunday comics from the news paper

Looks like a loading screen version of a character in a grand theft auto game lol

I would love to have a ghost roommate willing to do dishes lol

Honestly if I got it as a Christmas present I would be happy lol it’s sad but true I love kitchen gadgets as well. My husband once got me an oven for my birthday and I cried I was so happy lol

Pizza for breakfast and lunch the next day lol

So this doesn’t always work.
I had female friends ask me to talk to guys who had pictures of them or their name marked as that they were together. They asked me to tell them to take them down or delete them.
Some guys do it automatically some say to stay out I inform them that she asked me to do this.
I even had one threaten me and I laughed in his face. (This was at high school about MySpace lol god I’m old)
I also had guys ask me to ask girls to take stuff down.
I have no idea how I ended up as the break up police lol but I always make sure they already officially broke up.

Hay you don’t want it there is plenty of people who be glad to have it.
We are waiting for ours we have a lot of bills it is going to cover.

How is Root a traditional girl name?

I’m just simple southern Baptist
Lol
When I was first with my husband he was taking me to meet his grandparents. He said listen I don’t care what religion you are just please say you are baptist my grandfather hates all other religions.
I looked at him weird and said I already told you I am Baptist. Lol he goes Oh? Umm well say you are southern Baptist because he only likes southern Baptist.
I said I am from the south I AM southern Baptist lol
He just went O ok REALLY?
I said Yes lol
He seriously still has problems remembering facts like that about me. I told him like 100 times my hometown lol we even lived there for almost 2 years lol

Yeah John Lennon himself said he was a woman beater.
He said he was a hate filled person it’s why he knew the world needed to change.