Coat carpet and furniture with baking soda leave it in for a couple hours then vacuum it up and it should remove the smell
Fyi this works with animal odors and for odors that refuse to leave the air put a cap full of vanilla extract in a pan and warm it on the stove watch it so it doesn’t burn. It smell like cookies and cake for days. BUT WARNING if you do more than a cap full you will feel like you walked into a house made of cookies and you will never stop smelling it lol

Me and my husband were texting to each other about some topic I don’t remember what we were talking about but one point my husband said Yeah you’re probably right you usually are.
I said I’m screenshotting this he said no don’t I take it back I said nope too late you agree I’m usually right which means you’re usually wrong LOL
I plan to get it framed lol I told him I’m a get it framed and then whenever he argues with me I’m gonna point to it Lmmfao

Legit feels like it should be October 2020 this last year crawled yet it seem to go by so quickly

Seagulls are bastards!
My family went to the beach my dad was making hotdogs on the grill he stepped away to grab a drink he sees a bunch of seagulls fighting. He starts to laugh saying look at these dumb birds they’re fighting over something… It’s something pink… Wait a minute!
He ran over to the food he was cooking and started counting 1234567 you son of a bitches!!!
They stole one of the hotdogs LOL
Another time My brother who lived in Corpus Christi saw a Police officer directing traffic he must’ve been just on his lunch when he got called to do this because he had a burger in his hand and as he was directing traffic he would take a bite. One point the police officer has his hands extended out with his burger in his hand like stopping people with this burger while telling other cars to go and out of nowhere a Seagull comes down and snatches the burger out of his hands. The cop just rolled up the paper through it on the ground and flip the bird the bird is it flew away Lmmfao

No I’m here for the procrastinators anonymous meeting I guess I put it off for to long

My question is if this was done to a fruit tree would the exposed roots grow fruit? Or would the buried branches? Or both?!?

Well on one hand good idea to teach your kids how to become famous if that is what they want. But hopefully she teaches them the downside. And how to ignore those who will hate on them for no reason. And how to tell honest criticism from trolls.
Also I seriously hope she plans to show them how to have a fall back. Not everyone who dreams of being famous is lucky enough to have it happen. And some only get 15 minutes and some even get it for wrong reasons.
You can’t just be pretty or sexy you need a good personality. Because you can be as pretty as possible and still won’t get jobs. Yet there is some ugly people who get big ticket movie deals because they have a lot of talent and a great personality.
But on not teaching them school. Not all school is important to everyone. Yes the basics is important I thank once you know fractions and multiple and divided that’s all basic math you need.
Reading you can stop at 5th grade.
Science well honestly that isn’t to much a need.

The best part of this is you can spot people in different photos lol like that guy with the horns is in a lot of pictures

Lmfao that dog looks like it is thinking if my pack sees me like this I will never get my thug status back!

Ground bork lol supposed to be pork

Looks like Sims lol

When you know soon you will be studying the bacteria in belly buttons and want to make people think you are unique so you go on eBay order dirt from Japan and rub it all over your belly button that morning lmfao

Twice the groceries lol

When I first saw this picture lol I thought they do know they have stairs right? Lol

It was so easy back than lol

I hate you lol I actually choked from laughing soda went everywhere

This year can go to hell!
January 1st my favorite Aunt Died of covid so fuck you 2021 btw January 6 was her birthday

Me and my husband actually got our test done at CVS and we had to do the Q-tip thing ourselves it had a little line of how far to go up your nose and dear God I swear I poked my brain my husband’s came back out with blood on it lol I said oh you got Covid lol
But luckily we’re both clean no Covid
We didn’t get our daughter tested. Because honestly if we had it she would have it and if We don’t have it she wouldn’t either because she goes nowhere without us

Legit as a kid we used to see who could do the most licks lmao farthest I got was 4 I’m a wimp lol

I remember car dealerships having hail damage sells after bad hail storms.
My Dad got a used car with a cracked windshield at a discount thanks to hail lol

In the book he filled his head with a brain made out of bran, pins and needles.