It’s an out-of-Bobby experience lmfao

Reasons I love our oven it turns off when done cooking you have to set the how long to cook food to start it.

Little fun fact sometimes the males can get away and live to have sex again. In fact the smaller the male is and the larger the female is the greater chance they have to survive it’s why the females are so much larger than the males.

Good dog being good

Come here you son of a bitch ah fuck

When I was a kid coolest pen you could have was Squiggle Wiggle Writer lmfao if only we knew what it really was back than lmfao

So you want us to be hoes lol

Yah nasty

It looks like it would sound like the cartoon character Droopy lmfao

Do I still have some poacher between my teeth??

Life is like a box of chocolates.
You never know what you’re going on to say that I am not going on a job or something like this lol
Lmfao it even added the lol it’s self

One Halloween I found Waldo and he was in a wheel chair lmfao dork me said Waldo what happen? I wanted to find you but never expected this!
Good guy got the joke laughed and said Carmen Sandiego ran him over

I had this friend in jr high and up till like 10 yes ago when we lost touch.
She at school lunch she always grab like a hand full of ketchup packets and used each one it had to be like 10 a day. Blew my mind how she could do that to a single order of fries a day.
So for her birthday I got a picnic ketchup bottle and filled it with ketchup packets also a large bottle of ketchup like it weighed probably 5 pounds lol and gave her a solid red card that I wrote in this should last you a week!
Lmfao she loved it she laughed and said it was the best gift ever.

Lmfao legend at that low of an age lol
But lol bit of story
My kid when she was little we told her no saying “bad words” till she was older.
We told her if it’s an accident she be told you don’t say that and to say sorry and say what she should of said.
If she was about to hurt herself or did hurt herself and it slipped it is ok.
So she praised herself on being a good girl (-.- man I miss those days lol) if she did slip and say it even if she was almost hurt or hurt and it slipped out she cry and not cry from fear of getting in trouble but cry because she say she is a good girl and didn’t mean it. It was so sad and sweet.
So one day I get a call from her school 1st grade. They said she said fuck off to a kid. I stormed down there and called them a liar to their face. My kid was not crying at all but was mad and telling the teacher she didn’t do it. Than they said but the (bitch kid who we had issues with in past) said you did!

So this reminded me of what happen one time while I substituted at a... how do I put this... delinquent school...?
It was a school for the kids who missed to many days and got into fights and was a bad student (they aren’t bad kids just bad students is what I was told to say though some did already have criminal records)
Ok so it was lunch time and their lunches were sandwiches with chips. It was that every day.
They had no cafeteria just benches outside and a field to play volley ball.
One group of kids is sitting and talking who was a mix of Black people and Hispanics people.
This one white kid (who was there for having racist tattoos) walks up to them.
He says you going to finish your sandwich?
A Hispanic guy says yeah it’s my food fuck off!
The white kid says fine than finish it now and whips out his dick and slaps it into the sandwich.
The Hispanic kid jumps up and starts to punch the white guy while calling him a son of a bitch. The whole time white kid is just laughin

I was looking at this like wtf is that???
It looks like a weird slug or snail or fuzzy slimy pink sea creature. Than I read the post title and realized it’s a damn hedgehog’s ass and back legs lmfao

Ok so quick rant but long info: sorry
Beginning of September of 2020 my 13 yr old daughter started to show signs of Tourette syndrome. By the end of September it was obvious she had full blown Tourette’s. Now here is the gripe.
Due to pandemic it took a month for us to meet with her doctor.
Than he tells us he can’t diagnose her she has to go to a psychiatrist first.
There is exactly 143 psychiatrists in our area.
NOT A SINGLE ONE WILL SEE HER!!!!!
The Doctor won’t see her because:
To young
To old
Not MALE????? Yeah that happen!
Doesn’t do Tourette’s
Does Tourette’s but only for diagnosed people (refused to tell how to get her diagnosed)
Wouldn’t take our insurance and doesn’t do cash
Only online and there for cant diagnose any one
No new patients
And this one pissed me off Said to us there is a chance she is faking.
I tell them FUCK YOU!!!!!
the rest sorry since the pandemic hit we been so full it looks like we can’t get to her till 2023 at soonest.
SERIOUSLY?!?

Every time I see this I flash back to when my hubby forgot the word sanitizer and called it hand sauce

Also known as Dad

I decided a while back I will no longer tell people to just be themselves.
I tell people try to be the best you that you can be and if you do good than keep at it and than that be who you are.
If you lose well they were not who you needed or maybe try something different after trying again.

Welp always wonder what happen to the people who found out they was the assholes lol