mrscollector
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
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I'm in your brain, programmin' yer thoughts 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
What if I told you that by using only one media to get your news you are only gonna listen to one side of the story and that is just as bad as only watching Fox News
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lmfao my phone is like shit she texting again
Quick send up all the L’s and O’s you got
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Quick send up all the L’s and O’s you got
In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
In the beginning the universe was in a gif to show the light of it lol
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This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a major source for his research in a speech to a bath
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This has made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a major source for his research in a speech to a bath
As tragic as your face 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
OMGOD it’s Charlie lol I remember this
Lmfao I am now watching the whole collection lol shit these came out when I just had my daughter she is 13 now it feels like just a few years ago
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Lmfao I am now watching the whole collection lol shit these came out when I just had my daughter she is 13 now it feels like just a few years ago
If you're not an expert don't judge those who are 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
See mama pigs are not “gentle” and they do tend to kill a few either laying on them or tossing them. They literally will hit the baby pigs so hard they are sent flying through the air and if land wrong it can easily kill them. Plus other baby pigs can kill their siblings it’s why they clip the tails and ears.
As for the eating them... well pigs are like goats they eat anything. You want to get rid a body? Just toss it in a pig pen. They eat anything bones and all. Just nothing metal.
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As for the eating them... well pigs are like goats they eat anything. You want to get rid a body? Just toss it in a pig pen. They eat anything bones and all. Just nothing metal.
Poor Dad Sends Daughter to School, Goes to Her Graduation Despite Being Barefoot 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
If your notice he isn’t the only one bare foot.
But good job to him working hard to make sure his kid has a better life.
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But good job to him working hard to make sure his kid has a better life.
2020 takes my breath away 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I went full mama bear Karen when my kid said the teacher was the cause.
I told the school I wanted her fired. I let lose all the shit she did that year to my kid and the other kids she cussed at them and so much it’s just a mile long list. What really made them do something though is I said how dare she do that when we went to Disney to cheer up over the fact I lost my mother to brain cancer.
All they could do till end of year because bitch had 10 year was switch my kid and fire her end of year.
Lock down happen and my kid was going to her new teacher not BITCH.
So BITCH calls me saying she isn’t in class
I say that’s right cause we moved her from you you are a terrible teacher and shouldn’t teach and my kid WILL NOT BE IN YOUR CLASS!
She ACTUALLY SAID
“ well we be going back to school next week so she be in my class”
I laughed and said you are a dumb bitch if you think this be over by end of April and I hung up lmfao
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I told the school I wanted her fired. I let lose all the shit she did that year to my kid and the other kids she cussed at them and so much it’s just a mile long list. What really made them do something though is I said how dare she do that when we went to Disney to cheer up over the fact I lost my mother to brain cancer.
All they could do till end of year because bitch had 10 year was switch my kid and fire her end of year.
Lock down happen and my kid was going to her new teacher not BITCH.
So BITCH calls me saying she isn’t in class
I say that’s right cause we moved her from you you are a terrible teacher and shouldn’t teach and my kid WILL NOT BE IN YOUR CLASS!
She ACTUALLY SAID
“ well we be going back to school next week so she be in my class”
I laughed and said you are a dumb bitch if you think this be over by end of April and I hung up lmfao
2020 takes my breath away 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Funny story
My daughters last yr teacher was a fucking bitch!
Story a bit long but trust me ties to this meme.
We went to Disneyland on March 7 till March 13 (Day before the last day it was open)
While we gone the school is telling kids about washing hands really well. BITCH SAYS TO CLASS “ Who is friends with Kimberly? Tell her to wash her hands I don’t want her to bring COVID back from her trip.”
First day my kid is back and all her friends run to her hugging her saying they missed her and asking about the trip.
First class is BITCH.
My kid walks in and loudly so all kids can hear BITCH says “ I hope you washed your hands because I don’t want you to give me COVID”
My kid was in 6th grade what you think happen after? If you guess all the kids start acting like Kimberly has COVID and was going to spread it if she touched them than you guessed right.
My kid was in tears. We had to go get her because she couldn’t stop crying.
My daughters last yr teacher was a fucking bitch!
Story a bit long but trust me ties to this meme.
We went to Disneyland on March 7 till March 13 (Day before the last day it was open)
While we gone the school is telling kids about washing hands really well. BITCH SAYS TO CLASS “ Who is friends with Kimberly? Tell her to wash her hands I don’t want her to bring COVID back from her trip.”
First day my kid is back and all her friends run to her hugging her saying they missed her and asking about the trip.
First class is BITCH.
My kid walks in and loudly so all kids can hear BITCH says “ I hope you washed your hands because I don’t want you to give me COVID”
My kid was in 6th grade what you think happen after? If you guess all the kids start acting like Kimberly has COVID and was going to spread it if she touched them than you guessed right.
My kid was in tears. We had to go get her because she couldn’t stop crying.
If you're not an expert don't judge those who are 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So there was these teenagers in my home town who decided to go free momma pigs so they can be with their babies and not be forced to feed the piglets through a small cage.
The first momma they reunited with her babies killed all 8 her babies by squishing them than began to eat them.
The second they was able to save half before the momma ate and killed them all.
They didn’t try to rescue any others.
And they were arrested and had to pay for the murdered pigs. They were forced to pay what the piglets would of cost to sell if they reached full grown.
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The first momma they reunited with her babies killed all 8 her babies by squishing them than began to eat them.
The second they was able to save half before the momma ate and killed them all.
They didn’t try to rescue any others.
And they were arrested and had to pay for the murdered pigs. They were forced to pay what the piglets would of cost to sell if they reached full grown.
Haven't you people ever heard of shutting the goddamn door when you leave? 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Change this to turn off light and that be my daughter as Aurora and me not turning off the light lmfao I just forget a lot it’s not on purpose lol
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with...
me lol and you know how I am lol
Wtf lmfao so apparently my tablet is saying all we need is my crazy fucking ass out there on the lines lol and yet again it put the lols not me lmao
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me lol and you know how I am lol
Wtf lmfao so apparently my tablet is saying all we need is my crazy fucking ass out there on the lines lol and yet again it put the lols not me lmao
I think my cream is trying to seduce me 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Well you can’t tell by the way I use my walk I’m a woman’s man no time to talk
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Mom saw this chonker on a walk 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When I was a teenager me and my mom went to Dairy Queen for ice cream and decided to drive slowly through the park near by. It was a large park that had a golf course a river run through it and lots of trees and 2 small play areas. It’s really pretty.
As we was slowly cruising my mom stops and starts to laugh choke on her ice cream.
I ask her “ what what is it?”
She points at a fat chubby squirrel. It is looking all over the place for something.
My mom says through her tears of laughter, “it had a nut and dropped it than it started looking for it and instead of getting up to look it rolled its fat out of the way to look under it!”
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As we was slowly cruising my mom stops and starts to laugh choke on her ice cream.
I ask her “ what what is it?”
She points at a fat chubby squirrel. It is looking all over the place for something.
My mom says through her tears of laughter, “it had a nut and dropped it than it started looking for it and instead of getting up to look it rolled its fat out of the way to look under it!”
Onbe second 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Look at the cake and think of your wish.
If there is no cake or candles to make a wish,
just laugh like a lite chuckle and smile while never making eye contact.
If there is no cake or candles to make a wish,
just laugh like a lite chuckle and smile while never making eye contact.
texas! 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I said IF lol IF we have another kid lol
We would love another kid but truth is we are not stupid we know financial we would be extremely strapped for cash if we had more kids. Plus twins run rampant through my side my mom and grandmother was both twins. With our luck we would have twins and be than be living on the streets lol.
So no sadly I’m not pregnant. Cause kids is one thing I do not collect lol
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We would love another kid but truth is we are not stupid we know financial we would be extremely strapped for cash if we had more kids. Plus twins run rampant through my side my mom and grandmother was both twins. With our luck we would have twins and be than be living on the streets lol.
So no sadly I’m not pregnant. Cause kids is one thing I do not collect lol
A handful of baby nudibranches 3 comments
My little har-Monica shark. Awww! 5 comments
She’s only 16 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I always thought it was more of look at this guy he is a complete idiot look we beat him with a platypus in a hat! Why send real human agents when a pet platypus in a hat is just as good. Hell if he comes into trouble send a panda lol
It’s like sending a Meter maid to capture a guy for attempting to steal balloons on free balloon day.
Really she is one the lowest on the list of authority but is fully capable of dealing with an attempted theft of a balloon on balloon day lol
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It’s like sending a Meter maid to capture a guy for attempting to steal balloons on free balloon day.
Really she is one the lowest on the list of authority but is fully capable of dealing with an attempted theft of a balloon on balloon day lol
This is some real shit 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
No what the bank said was due to your credit history you either proven that you are not good at keeping up with paying 950 a month payments or you can’t prove you are able to pay the payments fully and on time.
It has nothing to do with how much money you earn or have.
A rich person can have enough to buy 100 properties but can’t get mortgage for one due to having no or poor credit
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It has nothing to do with how much money you earn or have.
A rich person can have enough to buy 100 properties but can’t get mortgage for one due to having no or poor credit
She’s only 16 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Seriously he was the best Dad ever even though he tried his best to be evil lol
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Disneyland and Disney been the only thing to help me pull through. Well that and my ESA my Cat Allen (named after my Dad) aka Bubba.
So in a way I feel I owe them my life and not to mention working that much closer would probably lift my spirts even more.