My kid’s school is trying to go off and on back to school 3 days of real school 2 online.
Thing is last year a week before school started we moved to a new city.
Our kid has been going to her old school using the online classes.
So there is no way we can take her.
Luckily they offering an online option. But the teachers no longer be there just an assigned a person they have to check in with. And the kids have to do the work turn it in and just do check in.
And well honestly even if we didn’t move I still refuse to let her go to school.
She is in jr high and still getting used to having tics in public (She has Tourettes) plus I am a high risk due to lung issues. So no my kid isn’t going till next year.

She is just playing the role she was moment to play
Over and over and over and over again lol

So that was the conversation that mushu and the panda had lol

I knew this woman who had a son. I met them when the boy was maybe 3.
Now right off the bat you would not notice it but after looking him over you eventually notice on his right hand the end of his thumb (right on the joint below the thumb nail) splits into two thumbs. Almost like a Y shape. Both have nails and because they share the joint they both work together.
The mom was on the fence about having it removed or letting the kid decide when they got older. Than if he wanted she had put aside money to get it removed for him.
I told her yes there is a chance kids will pick on him for it. But there is also a chance kids will think it is cool.
It doesn’t bother him physically or emotionally at that time.
She ended up letting the kid decide and he kept it. He is now a teenager and still has it.
Apparently the kids in his school always thought it was cool and made him popular lol

I still remember the year we switched from rubber balls that made a twang sound when it smacked you in the face to balls of yarn.
Us kids all asked why are we using these?
The teacher said we have to due to some kids parents not wanting their kids to get hurt.
I told my Dad what we were told and he laughed and said the pussies!
Dude me and my brothers had a game called Rock.
One of us stands on the front step in front of our front door. We all get 3 rocks (each rock had to be small enough that when you make a fist you can hide it in you palm) we throw it one at a time trying to hit the sibling on the step how many times we hit them is how many points the sibling on the step got.
Person with the lowest points wins.
Btw there was no rules on where to we can’t throw but we had to be 4 side walk squares from the front step. And the step kid could dodge the rocks but they had to stay on the step.
So a damn ball smacking us in the face was a tickle lol

For a second there I thought ok who punk dyed a horse’s mane

That awkward moment where if you would of watched the looney tunes show you would already know they gave her a breast reduction.

OMYGOD lol so cute lol it looks like a cartoon character

Well in many cultures numbers can be so unlucky they try to avoid them at all costs.
There is some tall buildings with no 13th floor.
So some country saying a number is gay isn’t that far of a stretch.

Lmfao
My husband loves to use a voice changer on chat when we play mmo with our friends.
One makes him sound like a little cute dimpled face curly haired girl.
So one day he goes to get on and puts the girl voice on (or so he thought) and first thing out his mouth is “I’m a pretty girl!”
Now what is the icing on the cake is he has a weird habit of turning his voice like the voices he is doing so honestly he doesn’t need a voice changer lol
But when he said “I’m a pretty girl!” He heard his echo on they’re head set and realized there was no voice changer he turned beat red and EVERYONE laughed hysterically lol.
One our female friends said YES YOU ARE! lol
So now though it’s been 2 yrs he still can’t live it down. Once in a while our friends when my husband signs on say to him well there is our pretty girl! Lmfao

Omgod I need this lmfao with my dyslexia I ALWAYS forget the name of stuff lol
One time I forgot the word maple I was trying to talk about maple leaves from a maple tree and I was like WHAT THE FUCK IS IT CALLED!!!
I almost said fuck it it’s now a pine tree lol
But I remembered while making dinner because the syrup was on the counter and I yelled MAPLE SYRUP ITS MAPLE TREE!!! lmfao
I scared my kid who was 6 at the time lol

The smart thing to do is find out what is it worth to coin collectors before you turn it in as cash
My mom had 50 dollars in silver dollars they was worth between 60 dollars to 200 dollars each.
We split them amongst the 6 of us.
Only I still have all my coins and 2 of my brothers still have some left.

As a girl mmo player I just like to say yes this is true.
I would see a girl skin player and think
O a girl like me!
I go talk to her
Them: O hay are you really a girl? Like a girl girl?
Me: I say yeah are you?
Them: Do you have boobs and everything?
Me: -.- you are not a girl. *sigh*

Had no one seen the attack of the killer tomatoes movies lol

My husband was bullied pretty bad as a kid in school.
So was I but difference is I never backed down. I would turn the tables on their comment to make them look like an idiot.
For instance: one kid said nice shoes where you get them Walmart?
I said no I got them at Payless because unlike your mom with her coke addiction my mom knows how to pinch a penny.
Lmfao
. Yeah I was a cold heart bitch lol still am if you get on my bad side and yes whole school knew about her mom and her drug problem.
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My husband is to kind and sweet he just wanted people to be nice to him and he couldn’t stand up for himself. He still has problems like that so I do it for him.
Our daughter from we agreed to teach her to be like I was. We been already called due to her making a girl cry lol bitch had it coming she had the idea to cal my kid a gold digger because a boy liked her was rich.
She told the girl I may be poor but at least my parents kept me!
The girl was given up as a baby.

When you are Mennonite yet everyone assumes you are Amish.

Roflmmfao
One day me, my 3 younger brothers, and both my parents plus grandmother went to a fast food place we all got a drink.
Me and my brothers started to mess with the straws and making the sound from sliding it up and down.
You know the sound. Well imagine it times 4 lol
My Dad was driving us home when he screams.
“STOP IT STOP IT YOU ARE DRIVING ME INSANE WITH THAT SOUND NOT TO MENTION YOU ARE MAKING MY BUTTHOLE PUCKER AS WELL YOU BETTER STOP IT OR THE NEXT CURB IS YOUR NEW HOME!!!”
Everyone in the car just lost it and started laughing uncontrollably than my mom did the straw thing and my grandmother (my dad’s own mom) joined in and so us kids all did it lol.
It was a car full of that noise and my dad said “I SWEAR TO GOD NEXT BRIDGE I AM GOING TO TAKE A QUICK LEFT!”

(0.o )
( o.0)
Umm... isn’t that how that works over there?
lol jk jk

So people know the reason the one “mom” said it seems fair is this:
Both women was married to the same man
(Remember in Bible times men would have many wife’s)
Both women gave birth on the same day
(Back than it would men both their children were able to be the first born so of their family)
The fake mom’s real baby died in its sleep from either SIDS or possibly being weak from birth)
The fake mom switched the babies in the dead of night with the living heathy child
(While the real mom slept she she literally took the alive baby from the real moms arms and placed the dead one)
And lastly if the alive child dies than the fake mom has a chance to have another child before the other who more than likely will be to devastated to conceive a new child right away.
And having the king be the murder of the baby will let the fake mom off the hook of it.
So her not caring showed the king not only was she not the mother but that she did indeed try to switch the kids.

Wtf is up with the E lmfao

Mary had a little bit of a good time I had a really hard day lol so I was asleep so he woke me crying lol I was just tired and he said yeah yeah that’s why we’re not going to the park I love him but lol I just don’t think I can get used to this
Lmfao wtfuck I think my phone is tired of my husband’s shit lmfao
And yes the thing did it again adding it’s own lols lmfao

Omyfuckinggod lmfao I am crying that is so true

Seems right lol