mrscollector
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Just roll with the day 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I remember going into the office and asking to use the phone so we could ask our dad or mom to give us a ride home from school so we didn’t have to walk. lol
We lived like 3 or 4 blocks from school but it rain or be really cold or sometimes just be really tired from school.
We lived like 3 or 4 blocks from school but it rain or be really cold or sometimes just be really tired from school.
Very sad noises 5 comments
Still wondering how they didn't realize it when bringing it to lab 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
0.o how the fuck it help reduce fog
I heard of keeping some kitty litter in the car to help get your car unstuck from mud but not defog the windows
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I heard of keeping some kitty litter in the car to help get your car unstuck from mud but not defog the windows
Put babies in prison for tax evasion, got it 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Fact: Babies and kids depending on how much you make give you a huge tax break and can result in a big tax refund.
So thanks tiny dudes!
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So thanks tiny dudes!
Keep your ass hydrated 1 comments
Cardinal elastic Flamingo 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My oldest brother had like 5 three wolf moon shirts all the exact same.
Lmfao his dumb ass kept buying them forgetting he had them
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Lmfao his dumb ass kept buying them forgetting he had them
Local asian restaurant has instructions on how to use chopsticks, including what to do if 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My husband AND daughter BOTH have no clue how to use chopsticks lol I love using them when we eat food requiring it.
It’s a bit funny because my husband tries so hard but his big hands can’t do it yet he can play guitar lol
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It’s a bit funny because my husband tries so hard but his big hands can’t do it yet he can play guitar lol
UK Airport Sniffer Dogs Good At Finding Sausages 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My Dad always said one the times he was forced to fly (yes forced he was deadly afraid) he was going to just fill his suitcase with meat and purposely act suspicious so the drug sniffing dog will come to his suit and tell its trainer that there was drugs in the suitcase because it wanted the meat. Which will end up them taking him to a room and making him miss his flight. So he will not have to go.
I asked what about if they want to do a Cavity search? He said let them I don’t have any teeth! (He had dentures) lmfao I told him it means up your Yoo-hoo and he said LET THEM I will make sure I go that day fully constipated so I’m locked and loaded for them!
Lmfao he never did it but good I wish he did!
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I asked what about if they want to do a Cavity search? He said let them I don’t have any teeth! (He had dentures) lmfao I told him it means up your Yoo-hoo and he said LET THEM I will make sure I go that day fully constipated so I’m locked and loaded for them!
Lmfao he never did it but good I wish he did!
Thoughts on the shitter... 4 comments
Be kind. 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I remember when people said dogs can’t look up.
This is a myth they can look up
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This is a myth they can look up
A man must have principles 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Thanks to my husband I seen this show so many times I lost count.
And trust me you start noticing little things like every time he shaves his head that is him going darker and it’s only when he has hair does he try to be a good person.
But yeah this so like 100% true.
His friend from college offered to give him money from the company they made together that he insisted on getting bought out from and he turned it down. He did it because he didn’t want to be a charity case. He felt it damaged his character as a strong independent man.
Yet sell meth, kill people, dragging a kid with him who asked SEVERAL TIMES to be out of it, kids being killed, he was fine with! The man CAUSED 2 PLANES TO CRASH and he said hay it could of been worse! That wasn’t him comforting the kids that was him trying to convince him self it wasn’t his fault!
He had SO MANY chances to be out he refused to take them.
The man was the real villain. Not the other drug dealers!
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And trust me you start noticing little things like every time he shaves his head that is him going darker and it’s only when he has hair does he try to be a good person.
But yeah this so like 100% true.
His friend from college offered to give him money from the company they made together that he insisted on getting bought out from and he turned it down. He did it because he didn’t want to be a charity case. He felt it damaged his character as a strong independent man.
Yet sell meth, kill people, dragging a kid with him who asked SEVERAL TIMES to be out of it, kids being killed, he was fine with! The man CAUSED 2 PLANES TO CRASH and he said hay it could of been worse! That wasn’t him comforting the kids that was him trying to convince him self it wasn’t his fault!
He had SO MANY chances to be out he refused to take them.
The man was the real villain. Not the other drug dealers!
The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
The Predictive Text Is A Lie 60 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
There is no sense crying over and over again,
you just keep trying till you run out of the way and the stuff that is green gets done,
And you make a neat picture lol for the people who are still getting it lol
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Ok so at least it tried to make sense this time but what is with the lols I swear it’s not me lmfao
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you just keep trying till you run out of the way and the stuff that is green gets done,
And you make a neat picture lol for the people who are still getting it lol
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Ok so at least it tried to make sense this time but what is with the lols I swear it’s not me lmfao
I Couldn't Figure Out the Purpose of this Couch. The Reviews Answered All of My Questions 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
It’s a couch for when you are watching movies with your parents. You get on a separate couch they sit in this and when a scene comes on where people are either getting naked or having sex you don’t have to look at your parents lol
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mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Big Ben is not the name of the clock but actually the name of the bell that rings for the clock so no this is not the other side of Big Ben. It is the other side of Big Ben’s clock.
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Signs of fashion 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
This was either made by
1. A guy claiming it to be fashionable/art
OR
2. A woman claiming to be empowering/art
And yet people will say if the guy designed it than it is sexiest.
If a girl designed it than it is her making a bold statement.
Honestly I’m just tossing my hands in the air and say I wouldn’t be caught dead in that ugly thing.
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1. A guy claiming it to be fashionable/art
OR
2. A woman claiming to be empowering/art
And yet people will say if the guy designed it than it is sexiest.
If a girl designed it than it is her making a bold statement.
Honestly I’m just tossing my hands in the air and say I wouldn’t be caught dead in that ugly thing.
Wait a minute 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
It’s probably more like attracted to male and female but only date one of them
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teen 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
U want to see teenagers watch a movie about kids in elementary school lol
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How it going?
What’s so funny?
Why you laughing?
Is it something on the road?