mrscollector
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
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❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/WOW
Nintendo
This is how he does "It" 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
RR Martin really needs to do this lmfao
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Hey, heyyyy. I am not a pet. - bird probably 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My 2nd oldest brother and his wife would always tell there daughter when she was little and throwing a tantrum “I think someone needs a time out”
One day my brother was working on his truck and his kids were playing in the yard.
He hurt his hand and started yelling and kicked the truck.
His daughter puts her little hands on her hips and says in a grown up voice “I think someone needs a time out”
Lmao
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One day my brother was working on his truck and his kids were playing in the yard.
He hurt his hand and started yelling and kicked the truck.
His daughter puts her little hands on her hips and says in a grown up voice “I think someone needs a time out”
Lmao
If Tim Burton Directed Disney Movies 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Actually he has 0.o Disney only he did 11
He did more with Disney owned company’s
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Edited 3 years ago
He did more with Disney owned company’s
Collecting animals is a registered pastime 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lmfao I lost it at the bird who had a lovely singing voice but only at 4am lmfao
This is a keeper of a man and he somehow found his soul mate lol brought home a Tarantula
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This is a keeper of a man and he somehow found his soul mate lol brought home a Tarantula
Top 12 cat scratches 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Roflmfao
The flute killed me than I saw the hyper space and that buried me
I am laughing so hard I am crying roflmmfao
My Cat Allen loves pets to start at his nose and go all the way to the tip of his tail.
Also what I call his Maine ruffled lol
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The flute killed me than I saw the hyper space and that buried me
I am laughing so hard I am crying roflmmfao
My Cat Allen loves pets to start at his nose and go all the way to the tip of his tail.
Also what I call his Maine ruffled lol
This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My favorite cousin isn’t even blood related lol surpassingly enough it is this cousin’s step sister from her dad’s second marriage.
I joke with her and say I think the only reason she is my favorite is because she isn’t an idiot blood relative redneck hillbilly.
She say Hay I am redneck and hillbilly.
I say true but you are not an idiot and you are a redneck hillbilly dyke so you have an excuse.
She says true and laughs.
(She is a lesbian and prefers to be called a dyke)
Honestly I love her to death she truly is my favorite cousin,
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I joke with her and say I think the only reason she is my favorite is because she isn’t an idiot blood relative redneck hillbilly.
She say Hay I am redneck and hillbilly.
I say true but you are not an idiot and you are a redneck hillbilly dyke so you have an excuse.
She says true and laughs.
(She is a lesbian and prefers to be called a dyke)
Honestly I love her to death she truly is my favorite cousin,
I work at a call center. Whenever I get a particularly rude caller, I like to draw what 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lmfao
I never EVER talk to strangers while on the toilet lmfao I do admit to talking to family lmfao
Hay it’s their fault for not waiting till I’m out there lmfao
But I’m courteous and push mute while I flush lmfao
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I never EVER talk to strangers while on the toilet lmfao I do admit to talking to family lmfao
Hay it’s their fault for not waiting till I’m out there lmfao
But I’m courteous and push mute while I flush lmfao
I told them I wanted plain rice 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Growing up my mom, grandmother , and I were the only ones in the house with 6 kids total and both parents and my grandma so 9 people total only us 3 the only girls would eat white rice.
Lol we usually ate it with a bit of salt and butter. But I prefer it just salt.
My husband and kid have to have as they put it stuff in it. They don’t like plain rice.
So if I want a side of rice I measure out half a cup of water and rice lol
You have no idea how sad that looks cooking in a pot lmfao
Lol we usually ate it with a bit of salt and butter. But I prefer it just salt.
My husband and kid have to have as they put it stuff in it. They don’t like plain rice.
So if I want a side of rice I measure out half a cup of water and rice lol
You have no idea how sad that looks cooking in a pot lmfao
This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
What’s funny is now that she dropped the whole thing she tried to get her dog back from her mom and the dog bit her on the calf so hard it drew blood lmfao
God only knows how she treated it when she did have it. But my ex aunt loves that dog like crazy. And it loves her.
Amy’s Dad was my uncle by blood she is from his first marriage he married 3 times. o.0 I think 3 might been more lol
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God only knows how she treated it when she did have it. But my ex aunt loves that dog like crazy. And it loves her.
Amy’s Dad was my uncle by blood she is from his first marriage he married 3 times. o.0 I think 3 might been more lol
I told them I wanted plain rice 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol I always say I want plain white rice
I never was that much of a fan of fried rice I will eat it if offered but I prefer white
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I never was that much of a fan of fried rice I will eat it if offered but I prefer white
Our old friend Uncle Buck made out of wood 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
(P.s. Not really pissed lol just making fun but seriously look into him you will love him)
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Our old friend Uncle Buck made out of wood 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
IT IS THE MAN THE LEGEND WE LOST TO SOON THE GOD JOHN CANDY!!!
*tosses hands up in frustration*
* mumbles under breath while walking away* How does someone go around walking on this planet not knowing who John Candy is? How?
* runs back pointing at statue*
HE HELPED KEVIN’S MOM GET BACK TO HER SON!!!
HE ATE THE WHOLE Ol’ 96er!!!
HE WAS HIS OWN BEST FRIEND HALF DOG HALF MAN!!!
HE HELPED THAT GROUP GO EAST!!!
HE COACHED THE FIRST JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM!!!
LAST HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL QUOTE!!!
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
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Edited 3 years ago
*tosses hands up in frustration*
* mumbles under breath while walking away* How does someone go around walking on this planet not knowing who John Candy is? How?
* runs back pointing at statue*
HE HELPED KEVIN’S MOM GET BACK TO HER SON!!!
HE ATE THE WHOLE Ol’ 96er!!!
HE WAS HIS OWN BEST FRIEND HALF DOG HALF MAN!!!
HE HELPED THAT GROUP GO EAST!!!
HE COACHED THE FIRST JAMAICAN BOBSLED TEAM!!!
LAST HIS MOST BEAUTIFUL QUOTE!!!
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
Our old friend Uncle Buck made out of wood 8 comments
Ngl, turning my brain off sounds nice sometimes 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Well you got to remember water was deadly it wasn’t always drinkable and alcohol and beer was a easy answer to that problem
If drinking only when eating or occasional glass you were better off than drinking water.
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If drinking only when eating or occasional glass you were better off than drinking water.
Credit to @cornflakesdoesart on tumblr 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I’m just to tired to get into this argument but trust me you are wrong he wasn’t you were raised by traders
They actually do this! 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
They actually don’t it’s an urban myth that has been proven time and time again as false
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Our old friend Uncle Buck made out of wood 8 comments
This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Honestly she deserved it she did a lot of bad stuff in the name of animal cruelty
When she was baby sitter her step brother’s baby she took all their baby formula and threw it out after first dumping it so it won’t be used.
That shit is like 30 plus a tub she wasted 100s of dollars worth.
She said they should give the baby almond milk.
She refused to replace it.
She also took her dog and said it was wrong to keep animals as pets and dropped it in the woods. Thankfully her mom found the dog and took it in.
She also released her hamster that was never found of course and more likely died. She still thinks it could be alive in the woods.
She also fed my other cousin a veggie burger claiming it to be meat. Turned out it had mushrooms in it. He is HIGHLY ALLERGIC like life ending allergic. He had to spend over night in the hospital.
And so much more stuff so trust me Amy deserved it
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When she was baby sitter her step brother’s baby she took all their baby formula and threw it out after first dumping it so it won’t be used.
That shit is like 30 plus a tub she wasted 100s of dollars worth.
She said they should give the baby almond milk.
She refused to replace it.
She also took her dog and said it was wrong to keep animals as pets and dropped it in the woods. Thankfully her mom found the dog and took it in.
She also released her hamster that was never found of course and more likely died. She still thinks it could be alive in the woods.
She also fed my other cousin a veggie burger claiming it to be meat. Turned out it had mushrooms in it. He is HIGHLY ALLERGIC like life ending allergic. He had to spend over night in the hospital.
And so much more stuff so trust me Amy deserved it
This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
She now eats meat and doesnt complain about animals lol last I heard she bought herself a leather purse and shoes to match from the stimulus
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This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So no
Eggs
Milk
Marshmallows
Gummy bears (her fav)
Jello
She said yeah fine I wont eat them. She stuck to it.
Till I caught her with a leather belt and purse. Lol
I said so I see being vegan is hard
She said no its easy I said you have leather on thats from killing animals.
She threw a fit and tossed out her clothes.
Winter came she had a big coat on I laughed it was stuffed with feathers.
Yeah she froze lol
I see her eating a carrot one day with ranch home made no milk and I said shame
She said WHAT NOW
I said that the carrot had to suffer to be ripped from the ground and ground down to a baby size just for you to eat it.
She said WHAT? I said yeah apparently veggies have emotions and feel pain.
Cue only eating fruit and seeds
So one day she is snacking on sunflower seeds and I say you know those could of been flowers but you toasted them and are eating them kind of like with the cows.
She spit the seeds out her mouth and said FUCK IT ALL I GIVE UP
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Eggs
Milk
Marshmallows
Gummy bears (her fav)
Jello
She said yeah fine I wont eat them. She stuck to it.
Till I caught her with a leather belt and purse. Lol
I said so I see being vegan is hard
She said no its easy I said you have leather on thats from killing animals.
She threw a fit and tossed out her clothes.
Winter came she had a big coat on I laughed it was stuffed with feathers.
Yeah she froze lol
I see her eating a carrot one day with ranch home made no milk and I said shame
She said WHAT NOW
I said that the carrot had to suffer to be ripped from the ground and ground down to a baby size just for you to eat it.
She said WHAT? I said yeah apparently veggies have emotions and feel pain.
Cue only eating fruit and seeds
So one day she is snacking on sunflower seeds and I say you know those could of been flowers but you toasted them and are eating them kind of like with the cows.
She spit the seeds out her mouth and said FUCK IT ALL I GIVE UP
This sign still is here 10 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So apparently I turned one my cousins into a vegetarian than a vegan than into a fruitarian THAN back into a meat eater.
So here is how it went.
So my cousin Amy (not ashamed to call by real name cause doubt the idiot knows this site) always would rant how animals are treated wrong and blah blah blah.
Drove a lot of us insane. She even tried to get us to stop raising cattle for breeding claiming it was wrong because the babies from the breeding would be eaten -.- they are not they are all raised for show cattle.
So finally I had it and said so what are you doing about it? You still eat meat yet rant about how bad it is.
So she said fine and stop eating meat.
Till I caught her at burger joint eating French fries and I had to explain it was cooked in fat not peanut oil or veggie oil. She said it was fine I explained how they got the fat and she said fine I wont eat any food Cooked from meat by products. I said so you go vegan?
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So here is how it went.
So my cousin Amy (not ashamed to call by real name cause doubt the idiot knows this site) always would rant how animals are treated wrong and blah blah blah.
Drove a lot of us insane. She even tried to get us to stop raising cattle for breeding claiming it was wrong because the babies from the breeding would be eaten -.- they are not they are all raised for show cattle.
So finally I had it and said so what are you doing about it? You still eat meat yet rant about how bad it is.
So she said fine and stop eating meat.
Till I caught her at burger joint eating French fries and I had to explain it was cooked in fat not peanut oil or veggie oil. She said it was fine I explained how they got the fat and she said fine I wont eat any food Cooked from meat by products. I said so you go vegan?
It do be like that too 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
If you look at people who just got rid of their braces or wears a retainer at night you can tell by how they talk and how they move their mouth. It’s actually kind of easy to tell.
It’s hard to explain in writing but trust me it’s easy for tell.
When I was a kid it was cool if you had braces. And well a lot of the kids in my school had them. Some just a few months some till high school.
I knew one girl had them from 5th grade and went to college still with them.
It’s hard to explain in writing but trust me it’s easy for tell.
When I was a kid it was cool if you had braces. And well a lot of the kids in my school had them. Some just a few months some till high school.
I knew one girl had them from 5th grade and went to college still with them.
Made using google slides 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I always tried to keep mine looking nice as long as I could. I had this one kid ask if she could use it and I lent it to her. When I got it back at the end of class it had more holes than Swiss cheese.
So next day I asked to borrow a pencil and I broke it into 4 parts when she asked for it back I gave it to her she said why did you break my pencil? I said why did you ruin my eraser?
And the pencil she gave me was a regular yellow number 2 so it was no big deal to lose it. It wasn’t special in any way and it wasn’t her only one.
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So next day I asked to borrow a pencil and I broke it into 4 parts when she asked for it back I gave it to her she said why did you break my pencil? I said why did you ruin my eraser?
And the pencil she gave me was a regular yellow number 2 so it was no big deal to lose it. It wasn’t special in any way and it wasn’t her only one.
BaN tHeSe DoGs - Vicious PitBull Attack 36 comments
