mrscollector
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Imagine finding someone to gleefully torture for years 19 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Seriously they were twisted but they were a great couple and the best parents
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5th amendment 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
It’s like that question
Only answer with yes or no
Do you still beat your wife?
You say NO
So you admit to beating your wife before?
You say Yes
So you admit to beating your wife?
She seriously should of realized it was a double edge sword question
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Only answer with yes or no
Do you still beat your wife?
You say NO
So you admit to beating your wife before?
You say Yes
So you admit to beating your wife?
She seriously should of realized it was a double edge sword question
Be careful with horse girls 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So NOT ME lol happen to a friend of mine who... well she doesn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together to make a spark big enough to make a thought. Or at least that’s how my grandmother put it to my friends face lmfao
ANY WHO
SO she was
(0.o)
(o.0)
about to wet the old whistle. If you catch my drift.
But her dumb ass thought it was called blow for a reason. So she blew and for some reason how she had her mouth um... positioned? It made a whistle sound. AND HIS DOG CAME IN THE ROOM RUNNING FULL SPEED! (Dog was a Great Dane) It knocked the door off the henges and it feel on top of my friend.
She nearly choked to death lmfao
*wipes tear of laughter* o man it’s not funny because she seriously nearly died smoking the hot dog Roflmmfao but it so is funny Lmmfao she couldn’t talk for a week after lmfao
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ANY WHO
SO she was
(0.o)
(o.0)
about to wet the old whistle. If you catch my drift.
But her dumb ass thought it was called blow for a reason. So she blew and for some reason how she had her mouth um... positioned? It made a whistle sound. AND HIS DOG CAME IN THE ROOM RUNNING FULL SPEED! (Dog was a Great Dane) It knocked the door off the henges and it feel on top of my friend.
She nearly choked to death lmfao
*wipes tear of laughter* o man it’s not funny because she seriously nearly died smoking the hot dog Roflmmfao but it so is funny Lmmfao she couldn’t talk for a week after lmfao
I hope that there is no limit 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
There is some places like this in America I been to one in Texas in Corpus Christi I think it was and there are a few that were here in California in L.A.
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Mayo classification is a thing, apparently 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
As someone who has a crippling actual fear of mayonnaise this just made me unable to go to sleep tonight
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We all have seen it at least once 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When I was in elementary school there was this boy who I was like friendish with not like play together friends but talk at breakfast and lunch.
We didn’t have the same classes.
He was from some itty bitty town in Taiwan I forget where.
He would spend a year in USA with his Dad and a year in Taiwan with his mom.
One day after some kid pulled their eyes to make them look thin to make fun of him I asked him do kids in Asia make fun of American kids like some do to them.
He laughed and said yes.
Than he widened his eyes as big as he could and said
O boy I love mash potatoes and big drinks that make me pee a lot.
I nearly died from laughing no joke lmfao I was eating breakfast at the time and I nearly chocked to death on toast lmfao
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We didn’t have the same classes.
He was from some itty bitty town in Taiwan I forget where.
He would spend a year in USA with his Dad and a year in Taiwan with his mom.
One day after some kid pulled their eyes to make them look thin to make fun of him I asked him do kids in Asia make fun of American kids like some do to them.
He laughed and said yes.
Than he widened his eyes as big as he could and said
O boy I love mash potatoes and big drinks that make me pee a lot.
I nearly died from laughing no joke lmfao I was eating breakfast at the time and I nearly chocked to death on toast lmfao
If you watched Game of Thrones... There's always that one teacher 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Legit I had one PE coach that said see the wall? it’s your partner.
Bitch WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOSSING A FOOT BALL BACK AND FORTH!!!
lol yes it happen when we was supposed to be tossing a football back and forth. I tried for a while but my damn PARTNER just kept tossing the ball clear across the gym.
I did make the gym coach crack up after the ball hit my foot I said see this is why you eat lunch alone. Lol
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Bitch WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE TOSSING A FOOT BALL BACK AND FORTH!!!
lol yes it happen when we was supposed to be tossing a football back and forth. I tried for a while but my damn PARTNER just kept tossing the ball clear across the gym.
I did make the gym coach crack up after the ball hit my foot I said see this is why you eat lunch alone. Lol
John Wilkes Booth having a bad day April 14, 1865 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
John Wilkes Booth was the Todd of his group.
Seriously lol
Breaking Bad reference lol
But seriously he is like this complete idiot who was part of a group that was smack talking about how Lincoln should be killed and they kept hyping it over and over.
When he found out Lincoln was at the theater he ran his scrawny ass over and popped him in the head.
Even though John Wilkes booth own brother saved me Lincoln life not to long before.
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Seriously lol
Breaking Bad reference lol
But seriously he is like this complete idiot who was part of a group that was smack talking about how Lincoln should be killed and they kept hyping it over and over.
When he found out Lincoln was at the theater he ran his scrawny ass over and popped him in the head.
Even though John Wilkes booth own brother saved me Lincoln life not to long before.
A perfect cycle 2 comments
Sat here for a sec and pondered it....They aint wrong y'all 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I HATE cheap hotdogs because they are just bologna in tube form.
I used to tell my husband this and he didn’t get what I was saying so I took one and cut it in half than showed it next to bologna. Lol he went O SHIT IT IS BOLOGNA lol
So now we buy nothing but the more expensive ones.
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I used to tell my husband this and he didn’t get what I was saying so I took one and cut it in half than showed it next to bologna. Lol he went O SHIT IT IS BOLOGNA lol
So now we buy nothing but the more expensive ones.
Just a short joke 7 comments
Thats is a good boy 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Depends on the breed lol
My mom’s 2 labs shed like a dog worth a fur a day lol.
Really only side effect lol
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My mom’s 2 labs shed like a dog worth a fur a day lol.
Really only side effect lol
Thats is a good boy 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Pit bulls just need love like any other dog
Hell I met poodles that would go for your throat if you lay down
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Hell I met poodles that would go for your throat if you lay down
Please make sure you don't miss the funny part in the red circle 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol on just like a mouth full but the shock was seeing her scrawny 13yrold butt chug from a 2litter of soda lol.
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BaN tHeSe DoGs - Vicious PitBull Attack 36 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Honestly I’m tired of your shit You barely been on here for what? Around a year yet majority of your comments are downvoted. And all your posts are just pics you got off a historical site it looks like.
Why are you even here?
I wasn’t here a month and earned my star from being kind.
Most you do is bring drama
Stop your soap box act and get off your high horse.
It’s not needed or welcomed.
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Why are you even here?
I wasn’t here a month and earned my star from being kind.
Most you do is bring drama
Stop your soap box act and get off your high horse.
It’s not needed or welcomed.
BaN tHeSe DoGs - Vicious PitBull Attack 36 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Why haven’t you responded to what I said?
Honestly it sounds like you are looking for an argument.
My very first comment on this site was on a picture of a dog just like this who at first it was saying look at this monster of a dog breed but than it flips and shows it is giving kisses.
It made me realize how much of caring people are on this site.
That was several years ago and every day I see more and more people joining just like the ones from that day.
But YOU need to rethink your views.
YES dogs are able and have hurt/killed people and other animals.
BUT not all of one breed is that way.
For starts Labs is supposed to be one the most loyal breeds YET many have not only hurt but KILLED people and other animals.
YET 2 have saved my mom from dying in her sleep YES 2 DIFFERENT DOGS SAME BREED!
A dog raised from pup to adulthood with nothing but kindness will be a good dog.
Pit bulls was even once called the Nanny breed due to how loyal and protective they are with children.
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Honestly it sounds like you are looking for an argument.
My very first comment on this site was on a picture of a dog just like this who at first it was saying look at this monster of a dog breed but than it flips and shows it is giving kisses.
It made me realize how much of caring people are on this site.
That was several years ago and every day I see more and more people joining just like the ones from that day.
But YOU need to rethink your views.
YES dogs are able and have hurt/killed people and other animals.
BUT not all of one breed is that way.
For starts Labs is supposed to be one the most loyal breeds YET many have not only hurt but KILLED people and other animals.
YET 2 have saved my mom from dying in her sleep YES 2 DIFFERENT DOGS SAME BREED!
A dog raised from pup to adulthood with nothing but kindness will be a good dog.
Pit bulls was even once called the Nanny breed due to how loyal and protective they are with children.
Stray dog that was adopted by Bolivian monks 2 comments
Please make sure you don't miss the funny part in the red circle 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My 13 yr old daughter was in class online with camera on. She felt thirsty so she looks around can’t find a cup near the computer where she sitting says she just grabs her 2 L of Dr Pepper and chugs it down and then since it down wipes her mouth and looks at her screen. Her teacher is staring with his mouth open like oh my God. LOL he asks Her are you thirsty. She said not anymore. I just laughed and called her name And said seriously? From then on to make sure she always had a cup LOL
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BaN tHeSe DoGs - Vicious PitBull Attack 36 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
No with trolls like them you got a fight fire with fire and trust me I don’t just collect stories I also collect burns lmfao
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BaN tHeSe DoGs - Vicious PitBull Attack 36 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
He is clearly at the vet all animals hate the place and so show anxiety or stress in such a place is common.
And if you don’t realize that by bashing a breed of animal for what happen with one of them is wrong than you have some serious issues.
What do you think all black people are murders because one black man was a serial killer?
Do you think all cops are bad because of one cop killing a man who was unarmed?
Do you think all men are bad because one guy raped a girl?
No don’t be fucking stupid.
This gone long enough it’s a fucking dog making cute faces at the vets just shut up and if you don’t like it hit diss like and move on.
Honestly I’m tired of getting notifications to come back here because you got a bug up your butt about a DOG!
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And if you don’t realize that by bashing a breed of animal for what happen with one of them is wrong than you have some serious issues.
What do you think all black people are murders because one black man was a serial killer?
Do you think all cops are bad because of one cop killing a man who was unarmed?
Do you think all men are bad because one guy raped a girl?
No don’t be fucking stupid.
This gone long enough it’s a fucking dog making cute faces at the vets just shut up and if you don’t like it hit diss like and move on.
Honestly I’m tired of getting notifications to come back here because you got a bug up your butt about a DOG!
And I am still awake right now 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Ok
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The mask has air holes how else u think he could breath?
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The flute didn’t need to be blown into it just needed to be placed next to his mouth to work
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IT IS A KIDS TV SHOW
When was the last time a kid tried to use logic on a kids tv show?
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The actor who played the green ranger is still as badass as he was back than.
He is a mma fighter and still does Martial arts
He even had someone try to kill him and the man is behind bars while Green ranger wasn’t even hurt.
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The mask has air holes how else u think he could breath?
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The flute didn’t need to be blown into it just needed to be placed next to his mouth to work
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IT IS A KIDS TV SHOW
When was the last time a kid tried to use logic on a kids tv show?
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The actor who played the green ranger is still as badass as he was back than.
He is a mma fighter and still does Martial arts
He even had someone try to kill him and the man is behind bars while Green ranger wasn’t even hurt.
Tbh his art is quite good 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Well you can also see it as he killed his wife on their honeymoon and than himself due to him being rejected from art school
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Forever work go brrr 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
No thats the people that own the company that rebuilds them.
The construction workers still get what they get normally.
Unless their contract says percent of the job paid.
My brother was a construction worker he mostly did welding and roof work.
But he had a deal where he got like I think it was 6% of the money from the job as well as paid an Annual salary. So some months he work little to nothing and some he was worked over time but still got paid the same amount. It was that percent that made the extra work worth it.
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The construction workers still get what they get normally.
Unless their contract says percent of the job paid.
My brother was a construction worker he mostly did welding and roof work.
But he had a deal where he got like I think it was 6% of the money from the job as well as paid an Annual salary. So some months he work little to nothing and some he was worked over time but still got paid the same amount. It was that percent that made the extra work worth it.
It takes forever to get stuff out of him
He is even worse with giving bad news
“Your dog is dead”
“Your not our kid your adopted”
Lol that’s how he tells people bad news straight and to the point no feelings.
I already told him if I die before him I am assigning a person to tell my family and our daughter lol