mrscollector
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
Got this from a friend not sure if it was posted here before 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So my kid is in an online class right now and I just sent this to her.
She than sent it to her teacher who read it out loud to whole class.
Everyone on the zoom just bust out laughing.
All her teachers do this I seen each one them do it.
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She than sent it to her teacher who read it out loud to whole class.
Everyone on the zoom just bust out laughing.
All her teachers do this I seen each one them do it.
Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
God is a good idea but it needs more people and than I’ll be able to make it for you lol I don’t want you to regret anything but lol
Wtf??? What am I making??? Am I making a new religion for someone??? The lols religion lmfao
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Wtf??? What am I making??? Am I making a new religion for someone??? The lols religion lmfao
Rate your chonk 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My cat Allen is all muscle he is an alpha male Tom cat looking cat lol just you can’t see it unless his fur is wet he is a fluffy boy
While my daughter’s cat Gilbert is a pudge of a cat his belly swells like a barrel every time he eats lol he still young but he is such a fatty.
He doesn’t eat like normal cats.
He takes mouth full bites of cat food and lays down to eat. He even drinks water as he eats.
Most cats I seen go food than water and done eating or water than food.
Gilbert goes mouth full food, drink of water, mouth full food food, drink of water, repeat till full.
Lol and it isn’t a sip no he drinks by ducking his whole mouth nose and all into the water and just opens his mouth and bites at the water till he is done.
I think they didn’t program him correctly lol
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While my daughter’s cat Gilbert is a pudge of a cat his belly swells like a barrel every time he eats lol he still young but he is such a fatty.
He doesn’t eat like normal cats.
He takes mouth full bites of cat food and lays down to eat. He even drinks water as he eats.
Most cats I seen go food than water and done eating or water than food.
Gilbert goes mouth full food, drink of water, mouth full food food, drink of water, repeat till full.
Lol and it isn’t a sip no he drinks by ducking his whole mouth nose and all into the water and just opens his mouth and bites at the water till he is done.
I think they didn’t program him correctly lol
Some b*tch told me I look like Tina 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Hay I didn’t say it was I am just pointing out one reason why Tina is better.
And I also pointed out their moods.
Honestly I love both of them but Daria is a snotty rich girl who thinks she is better than everyone because she reads books and doesn’t wear the newest fashion.
She is condescending and stuck up.
She only tries to be close to anyone when she needs them for something and usually it’s for them to leave her alone or for them to get someone else to leave her alone.
She isn’t a introvert she is just a jerk.
As for Tina she try’s new things she wants to be close with her siblings and make friends she isn’t the best at it but she keeps trying.
She may not be the prettiest or smartest but she has moxie And that’s why she is better.
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And I also pointed out their moods.
Honestly I love both of them but Daria is a snotty rich girl who thinks she is better than everyone because she reads books and doesn’t wear the newest fashion.
She is condescending and stuck up.
She only tries to be close to anyone when she needs them for something and usually it’s for them to leave her alone or for them to get someone else to leave her alone.
She isn’t a introvert she is just a jerk.
As for Tina she try’s new things she wants to be close with her siblings and make friends she isn’t the best at it but she keeps trying.
She may not be the prettiest or smartest but she has moxie And that’s why she is better.
I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, lol I thought it was candy
Turned into the stuff I had in a bag lol I just don’t think it would happen if you don’t know how much you have left lol
What???? And again with the lols lmmfao
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Turned into the stuff I had in a bag lol I just don’t think it would happen if you don’t know how much you have left lol
What???? And again with the lols lmmfao
There's only 2 things for sure, death and taxes 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Yeah lol I was guessing like 7 plus an hour lol he makes a lot more than that he is an assistant manager so trust me lol I was WAY off lol but my main point was there is no way someone misses 1 day and loses 200 but goes and earns 7.20
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There's only 2 things for sure, death and taxes 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Ok so on a guesstimate he earns 60 a day for 5 days of work. And 40 hours of work a week
That is 8 hours a day.
Coming out to a total of 300 a week
So if he works an extra full day so 48 hours in one week instead of 40 he gets paid only for that extra day time and half but the other 5 days he gets normal pay
And i talked with hubby about exactly how much he earns and it is a lot more just I’m sticking with these numbers to explain
Yeah I’m not that great with guesstimating money lmfao
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That is 8 hours a day.
Coming out to a total of 300 a week
So if he works an extra full day so 48 hours in one week instead of 40 he gets paid only for that extra day time and half but the other 5 days he gets normal pay
And i talked with hubby about exactly how much he earns and it is a lot more just I’m sticking with these numbers to explain
Yeah I’m not that great with guesstimating money lmfao
Some b*tch told me I look like Tina 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Hay Tina has men left and right while it took forever for Daria to get some one.
Mainly due to Daria’s attitude towards everyone. She treats everyone as if they are her lesser even her best friend yet feels like she is the lesser on the inside.
While Tina is an up beat personality with a tortured soul candy shell lol.
Honestly I rather be Tina even with her unhealthy horse addiction lol
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Edited 3 years ago
Mainly due to Daria’s attitude towards everyone. She treats everyone as if they are her lesser even her best friend yet feels like she is the lesser on the inside.
While Tina is an up beat personality with a tortured soul candy shell lol.
Honestly I rather be Tina even with her unhealthy horse addiction lol
You really nailed it, Char 1 comments
You can achieve your dreams of firing Oprah 11 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Harry Potter was rejected from 12 publishers.
Vincent Van Gogh didn’t even live long enough to see himself become a house hold name. He died penniless and alone. Yet his art work go for more money than I will ever see in a life time maybe even 2 life times.
Sometimes you have to wait for your moment not everyone can be that 6 yr old drummer that plays better than anyone
Sometimes you have to be Grandma Moses who at 75 picked up a paint brush and learned to paint and became a famous painter by 80
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Vincent Van Gogh didn’t even live long enough to see himself become a house hold name. He died penniless and alone. Yet his art work go for more money than I will ever see in a life time maybe even 2 life times.
Sometimes you have to wait for your moment not everyone can be that 6 yr old drummer that plays better than anyone
Sometimes you have to be Grandma Moses who at 75 picked up a paint brush and learned to paint and became a famous painter by 80
There's only 2 things for sure, death and taxes 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Bah lmfao omg that’s a good one cost of living low lol
*wipes tear from eye from laughter*
Seriously that’s just what hubby makes not our total house income.
And I was guesstimating it’s not the actual numbers but it’s like close to it.
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Edited 3 years ago
*wipes tear from eye from laughter*
Seriously that’s just what hubby makes not our total house income.
And I was guesstimating it’s not the actual numbers but it’s like close to it.
There's only 2 things for sure, death and taxes 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
He gets paid time and half for any time after 40 hrs a week and he works already 40 hours a week
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There's only 2 things for sure, death and taxes 13 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Ummmm you need to check your boss cause unless you are getting paid under the table that does not seem right.
My husband miss one day he loses about 60 plus
If he works an extra day he earns about 90 plus
I’m not 100% sure on the numbers but it’s about that.
Now if you work commission or maybe a job where you get tipped I can see this happening
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My husband miss one day he loses about 60 plus
If he works an extra day he earns about 90 plus
I’m not 100% sure on the numbers but it’s about that.
Now if you work commission or maybe a job where you get tipped I can see this happening
What have they done to you 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
AND NO ONE NOTICED lol
I remember that I swore up and down it looked different but my brother called me an idiot and wrong.
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I remember that I swore up and down it looked different but my brother called me an idiot and wrong.
What have they done to you 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
It’s not Mrs Frizzle it is like her younger sister. It is not Mrs Frizzle remodeled.
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Hush money 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Well technically they gave us a lot more than 1400
Me and hubby plus our 1 kid got for the first stimulus 3000
From the second we got 1800
And Biden gave us 4200
And there is also the tax break for our kid that was boost up as well.
But stimulus alone we got 9000 and we are just a 3 member family.
And about 8000 went to bills and 1000 went to replacing a few appliances that needed to be and pocket money.
That was like a forth or fifth of what we make in a year but it helped a lot.
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Edited 3 years ago
Me and hubby plus our 1 kid got for the first stimulus 3000
From the second we got 1800
And Biden gave us 4200
And there is also the tax break for our kid that was boost up as well.
But stimulus alone we got 9000 and we are just a 3 member family.
And about 8000 went to bills and 1000 went to replacing a few appliances that needed to be and pocket money.
That was like a forth or fifth of what we make in a year but it helped a lot.
5th amendment 13 comments
Time flies when the worlds on fire 2 comments
We had a few vhs tapes for an old tv that had a vhs player attached she would watch it in her room. If we let her she would watch it all day.
We got her the bob the builder in concert on dvd and it would automatic repeat she wore it out lol.
Best story of her bob addiction was when she was about 8 months.
She barely could say Dada. We were at a resale shop and I am carrying her in her car seat.
She is low to the ground.
She was completely quiet than out of blue starts to laugh and giggle as I am walking but than starts to cry. I try to see what’s wrong but she won’t stop I I think I’ll go to the car to see if she needs changing. But than she stops crying and laughs again. I wake further than she cries.
So I figure it out it is something she sees.
So I go to the spot and she laughs. I look at her eye level and SITTING ON A TINY CHAIR IS BOB THE FREAKING BUILDER!!!!