When I was in jr high for science we had to do a 4 group huge project that was worth damn near half our whole semester grade
So we NEEDED at least a B
Well there was hardly any time during school to do the group project so we 4 decided to meet up at one of their house and finish the project.
Did I happen to mention it was me (f) and 3 BOYS no other girls.
Yeah lol so I tell my Dad I need to go to this BOY’S HOUSE to finish school work and he refused said NO you are to young to go to a boys house!
I was 15 lol
So I had to lie and say DAD there be 4 of us there total the boy that owns the house me and 2 other girls.
We just picked his house because he was the only one that was an only child. The other girls have a bunch of siblings like me.
(For those who don’t know I have 5 brothers)
After that lie he believed me and took me.
Little did I know FUCKING BOY LIED TO ME!!
His parents were not home like he said they be and he asked me over an hour early

I watched this one movie as a kid about a bunch of old navy men living on a tropical island who got to comfy for the navy life lol and they got a new boss.
The boss walks up to a guy laying down and said I’m sorry did I wake you UP!!!???
The guy said NO SIR I BEEN UP SINCE THE CRACK OF NOON!
lmfao I loved that and have used it several times lol

It’s why there was always rumor jokes of a baby being the milkman’s baby and not the husband’s lol
There actually was a few milkman that liked to do more than flirt with the bored house wife’s lol

I actually once almost convinced my youngest brother that chocolate milk came from brown cows.
I even had him almost believing black cows give dark chocolate and strawberry milk comes from pink cows.
That’s why its hard to find pre-made pink milk because pink cows are rare lol
BUT MOM RUINED IT lol
He said MOM IS THAT TRUE????
She laughed and said NO lol
Lmfao damn it almost had him

I picture the clown from It hiding in every gutter taunting me to come join him and sometimes at night I picture him running in front of the car taunting us to hit him but we can never catch up to him even though he is running as if he is doing the running ran he is that slow.
It’s the Tim Carey version and honestly I don’t know why I started doing it but I know I been doing it since I was a kid maybe 10 And yes I was like 10 when my parents/older brothers showed me this movie.

You realize Africa is home to a large population of whites ? From England
2011 census figures for these categories were Black South African at 76.4%, White South African at 9.1%, Coloured South African at 8.9%, Indian South African at 2.5%, and Other/Unspecified at 0.5%.

Yeah his wife was fully aware he was a cheater. She didn’t condone it but she has admitted she turned a blind eye to it. Because she knew his sex drive and knew she couldn’t keep up with him.
And they had them on uppers and downers so much that she had a hard time knowing what day it was let alone keep up with what her husband was doing

They probably got Mr Pibb and Dr Pepper mixed up
Or it’s a knock off brand like Dr Shasta lol

Ok my brothers have this theory.
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I never asked for this answer it was provided multiple times though
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So they believe the reason one is always a bit lower than the other is because it need the extra length to reach over and cover the other higher one. And protect it from danger. lol
They say they have proof because every time they would get hit in the nuts it always seems one hurts way more than the other.
So they believe one is like I GOT YOU BUDDY I WILL TAKE THIS BULLET!!!
And it jumps in front the other one. That way one nut is always saved so you will be able to reproduce.
-.- they think this theory makes them smart by the way

Ok my brothers have this theory.
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I never asked for this answer it was provided multiple times though
-.-
So they believe the reason one is always a bit lower than the other is because it need the extra length to reach over and cover the other higher one. And protect it from danger. lol
They say they have proof because every time they would get hit in the nuts it always seems one hurts way more than the other.
So they believe one is like I GOT YOU BUDDY I WILL TAKE THIS BULLET!!!
And it jumps in front the other one. That way one nut is always saved so you will be able to reproduce.

I always love the look on His face when the dog talks like WTFUCK lol

Space balls promised a space balls 2 and space balls toys yet nothing lol

So yeah when I was about 19 I was kind of seeing this guy (who I now wish I never did long story on that)
One day he comes over to my friends where I was staying and says let’s go hang out.
I’m like ok kool whatever
So we go driving around chatting than he pulls up to taco bell says let’s get something to eat.
I say I’m actually not hungry but you go ahead. I don’t eat till about 3 for lunch than about 9 for dinner. The times between that I’m don’t eat but a lite snack rarely though
-.- seriously this is how I eat and I don’t over eat so how the fuck am I fat lol o right I’m lazy. Anywho he orders and starts to eat he says he feels bad I’m not eating he says he fees like everyone is starring at him like he is the jerk who didn’t buy his date food. So he slides me a taco and begged me to eat. I ate it and from than on when ever I am in that position I always gets something real small like small fries or an ice cream or 1 taco or something like that.

Ok seriously just start calling me MR.Collector because everything that is like Dad joke related I do. Lol
I don’t even drive yet I check gas prices and go geez that’s high or geez that’s low
Lol my kid told me the other day I am like a mom and Dad put together because I even do mom stuff like what moms do when you hand your phone to them to show them something lol
And other things lol
Honestly I think I have to agree with my kid lol

My favorite boxing fact is there was a match between two boxers back in the 20s or so and a time out had to be called so the boxers could pop eyes back in and trim down their ears with bites missing from them.

And just like that I hate you

What if we split up I will need a light than