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2edgy4me 22 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
You hear they are right now filming a reunion episode or short movie for Netflix I think
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It wasn't me - gato, probably 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I swear it was the dog!!!
We don’t have a dog!
(0.o )
( o.0)
Well... one.. um... one came in! I told it wrong house but it refused to leave till it made me look bad! He said he hated cats! I said he was racist and chased him out but he hit the planet on the way out!
I swear that is how it happen!!!
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It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I was 14 so yeah let’s do that lol eat what I want no pain hell no health issues either LETS GO
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Annie Oakley 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
You she didn’t count her self as a feminist she counted her self as a equalist.
She believe proper pay for hard work.
No matter the sex.
When asked about women getting to vote she said everyone deserves the right to choose their next leader.
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Doesn't matter, had sex 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
He could of just been his normal self and protected her I mean not use powers. He would of been with his mom and saw them coming and could of told her run as he fought them to hold them off.
The things were idiots. They got scared by loud noises I doubt it be that hard to fight off a few who was exploring for stuff to steal/finding food.
Annie Oakley 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I always adored her.
Annie Oakley is an amazing bit of history to learn about.
She actually won several medals and was only 8 yrs old when she first shot a gun she used it to kill a squirrel for food.
Her mom told her she never touch that gun again but 8 months later she gave her the gun.
You know sitting bull even adopted her as his own.
He adored her and they were close for the rest of their lives.
She was also only 5 ft tall. She was tiny it’s why sitting bull named her little sure shot
She even SUED the newspapers for saying she had a drug addiction and she WON they had to pay 260000 Dollars back than and now that be about 7,683,555 dollars so a pretty good amount of money lol.
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Doesn't matter, had sex 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
What would of happen if the the guy said no to giving them the ownership of him and his mom?
He still be stuck on that planet making repairs or died in a race crash.
Or
His powers would of died he would of been with his mom when she was sold he would of had a family with a dad and a brother.
He wouldn’t of turn evil he would of been happy and would of been there to protect his mother from the sand people and she wouldn’t of been kidnapped.
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Well, you’re old, anyway 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
When I was 19 I told my brother who is 10 years older than me it was his and my Birthday soon. See his is August 3rd mine is the 6th.
He said O is it?? I had no idea I said how you feel about turning 30 he said SHIT am I really turning 30?? I said seriously how do you forget not only your age but also not notice your birthday is coming up.
He said well when you get to a certain age looking forward to your birthday isn’t something you do.
I thought he was just an loner and an idiot which he is lol
But sure fucking enough a shit load of times I forget how old I am and I almost forgot when my birthday is coming up. My husband does the same thing.
My daughter on my last bit said how old are you and I legit had to pull out a calculator lmfao I forgot my own age I would of compared it to my husband’s who is 2 yrs younger but he forgot his as well lmfao
My kid said exactly what I said HOW DO YOU FORGET YOUR AGE???
I now understand my brother lol
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If the good Lord is mentioned one more time, so help me God 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Dear god that is my husband’s family.
I don’t mind a good religious debate once in a while BUT DEAR GOD NOT EVERY DAY EVERY HOUR ON THE HOUR!!!
These nut jobs tried to say when our daughter developed Tourette’s it was actually demon got hold of her and she needed to be exercised my kid laughed and said I don’t do exercise that’s why I’m lazy and yeah that was one her tics lol
But no we knocked that down and they finally understand what Tourette’s is but seriously they are Bible thumpers
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He’s a tough little dude 3 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Funny story about leather jackets
My 2nd oldest brother is a truck driver/biker so he loves leather jackets.
One time he took me to the mall and sees a leather jacket store he got more giddy than a little girl given a puppy.
The clerk said he closes in 10minutes.
But brother promised to hurry.
So he is going from rack to rack saying how does this look how does this look and I say honestly a lot look the same.
He argued they don’t and the clerk says 2 minutes. So my brother grabs one and says ok how about this one and I say you looked at it 5 times already so I think you want it.
My brother says no I didn’t
But the clerk said YES! YES YOU DID! Lmfao
So my brother goes ok I’ll get it I guess some do look a lot alike lol and I said yeah and some are just the same jacket. And the clerk which was a old man snickered lmfao
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He's actually right 5 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Touchwood did something like this.
They found an alien that could regenerate after being wounded.
So they caged it in a warehouse and it was a large animal like alien that was as big or bigger than the largest whale.
They would cut meat from it and fed it to people as meat.
Touchwood ended up freeing it or letting it die I forget which I watched it when it came out.
But honestly it was really wrong thing to do to some one or something even if they can regenerate the missing parts.
The pain of cutting the parts off than the pain of regrowing them.
Not to mention the mental problems it cause the person to be cut into every day.
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How stupid can people be 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Well I hope they know how to swim and tell my great great great granddaughter HI lol
AND NOW that song is stuck in my head... DAMN IT!!!
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POV: you close your eyes for a second in bed, and when you open them again... 9 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
If that happen to me chances are you are being spooned by my hubby lol
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Sorry for the bad pun 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Ok not going to lie lmfao that made me snort lol
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
After he did that they all came on.
Turns out the computer was booting them out of order which made them not come on.
So I told my daughter see sometimes simple answers can answer big problems.
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Lol yeah I cant teach her something I don’t understand lol I am dyslexic and though I do pride myself on knowing about more than someone who would be my age with my upbringing but I don’t know everything lol
But when it comes to making decisions I always tell her always way out all the good and bad possibilities just just the extreme of good or bad.
Like if you move to a new state good can be new job cheaper to live
Bad could be lose job stuck out there with no family near by to help.
But those are the extremes what about if you need a ride to work or what if you lose your wallet it be a long time till someone can help you.
Those are just examples but yeah I tell her always look at things at different ways.
Even on other things like when my daughters monitors wouldn’t turn on.
Hubby tried unplugging them replugging rebooting them and pc.
Than he said the cords must be bad.
I said well have you tried switching the cords around to make sure it is the cords.
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Game theory?
What do you mean?
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
We even already had that talk about money I told her never gamble more than you can afford to lose and what ever you win minus what you used to earn it. That is what you truly won.
We won’t her prepared for life unlike a lot of other kids who get out on their own and have no clue what a deposit is let alone how to budget her bills.
We also teach her to cook, properly clean things, how to change a flat, and honestly so many things to help her. When she reaches 16 we plan to help build her credit so when she is on her own it won’t be so hard.
I invented everything, ever 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
No it makes the thief Edison
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
She honestly is a lot better with understanding about bills and money than most kids her age.
My niece when she was that age I still remember her asking for a make up set and her mom said we can’t afford it and instead of taking that as a sign that maybe she should save up her own money or hope for it on a birthday gift or something she blew up in the story saying she was tired of being in a poor family and how when she gets a job she buying all she wants.
It embarrassed her mom which was what she wanted.
My kid would of said in that spot ok maybe I can get a smaller one? Or would ask if she could get it one day.
How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
A little lol
She understands bills always come first. You can’t have fun if you can’t pay your bills.
And one our bills that she is aware of is savings we always save a part of each check for emergencies.
We make sure she understands this and once a month she is given an allowance for payment of doing house chores and keeping up with her school work.
It’s our way of showing her that we appreciate the hard work she does and she gets her own little splurge money.
She is sometimes saves it till she has enough for big item things and sometimes she offers to buy lunch like pizza. She is like me likes to buy things for others more than for myself.
We still buy her anything she needs and when we can something she wants.
When she was little we taught her when she ask for something we either say Yes or No or we will see. Yes means yes no means no but we will see means if we can than yes but if not than no but it doesn’t mean it never happen just not at the moment.
Klopf Klopf 28 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I don’t know to many knock knock jokes that haven’t been heard before but I do know a German joke I always loved.
American is visiting all over the world on his stop in Germany he goes to a hotel and as he checks in he asks there is no train near here is there? Seems every where I go I get woken by a train.
The front desk assures him there is no train for miles.
Next day the man is checking out and he is MAD.
He said how dare you lie to me! You told me there was no trains but sure enough 9am and I could here the train right out side my window!
The front desk person thought about it for a moment than laughed and said NO SIR that wasn’t a train that was POLITE German builders they are working on the back wall.
(For those who don’t know
Please = Bitte
Thank you = Danke
Now say those quickly side by side
Bitte Danke Bitte Danke
Lol Sounds like trains on train tracks lol)
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When you are telling your parents about your waifu 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Tomo Chan is a girl lol love this manga
Slightly more difficult to get the wrinkles out of the bed 7 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
They are helping lol
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How do they get phones that expensive ;-; 17 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
The other day my daughter 14 asked mom can we get McDonald’s?
(We never fully talk to her about how much money we have but we tell her things like we do or don’t have the money to do things)
On that day her dad was at work and we were waiting on getting our checks onto our cards to pay bills so we had no money to splurge yet.
I tell her sorry we can’t we don’t have the money for it right now.
She says man I hate being poor.
o.0
POOR MY BUTT lol I said O poor little me I have no McDonald’s but a roof over my head a fridge full of food a iPhone 11 a high class gamer pc with 3 screens a switch and just got 200 dollars for my birthday!
Lol she goes well I mean we are poor right now
Me *rolls eyes*
We actually do ok we are not rich but we save up for high items, we have good credit and my husband is a technician so tech toys we get pretty cheap.
We are just a few steps above needing aid.
Funny part is not even half an hour later we got paid lol
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