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Yeeeeeeeah 2 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
OMG you have no clue how funny this is my husband’s dad is getting divorced for the third time and all he can do is crack jokes and they’re not funny because they’re about her but we fake laugh to make him feel better
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I can make this joke 15 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Or fried calamari lmfao
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Kortal mombat 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
It’s like the let’s get ready to rumble guy lol
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Don’t judge the past 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
He is proof love and hard work can turn your life around and people truly can change for the better.
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Or a religion cert to max out the nose slider 8 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
So what are you saying is in order to NOT be racist I should change the color of my villager to black when I use the Afro puffs o.0?
Isn’t that black face ?
But seriously I think it’s crazy to say one type of VIDEO GAME HAIR can’t be used because the user is not the race that hair is naturally from.
I mean what are they going to stop using white type hairs?
What about the hair color and eye color?
Sorry seeing as majority of non white races have brown to black eyes that is the only color options you have. And only natural hair color you get is brown and black.
No red or blonde sorry.
It’s hair who CARES!!
it’s like Peter Griffin said “O MY GOD WHO THE HELL CARES?!?”
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Reposting a 2018 meme with watermark coz'I like it 7 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I AM IN PUBLIC!!!
Yet again I am the weird lady crying at her phone -.-
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
Amen lmfao
WHERE’S THE BEEF?! - gran, probably 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Lol my mom as well she loved the chili
But the cutest was every time we went to Popeyes she order nothing but the rice and beans with 1 roll.
Never the chicken never ANYTHING ELSE she just wanted the rice and beans.
Her excuse was “It just tickles me pink that I can order rice and beans in a bowl at a fast food joint.”
Lmfao she liked good old fashioned food.
Her favorite meal was just a big pot of beans that been cooking on the stove since breakfast lol
I honestly don’t know how the windows wasn’t always fogged in her room lmfao
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
It was law after Abraham made it a thing. Abraham was MANY years before Jesus showed up.
You can blame that nutcase seriously.
And Jesus was Jewish so more than likely he was clipped as well lol unless he healed thy self lol
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Stop touching me 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
I’m not saying she didn’t deserve what she got and I’m not saying she did but she made a lot of bad choices.
But her claiming it was to empower herself and free herself from people touching her is bullshit.
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Stop touching me 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Yes he tried to claim she had a reason behind her insanity.
And back than they could only test the hair on your head for past drug use.
But now any hair will due.
To be honest if you watch the whole video she was CLEARLY high at the moment and not at all of sound mind.
She was having one REALLY bad year.
Her back up dancer/husband divorced her.
She was attacked multiple times on media for how she treated her kid.
Things like driving with out a car seat in a roofless car.
She was not doing good in her records.
She was doing drugs her ex got her on.
People was making fun of her left and right.
And her career wasn’t doing good because her original audience was grown up and didn’t really listen to pop anymore. So she was struggling to find her new audience.
And she was rumored to be a real bitch on set. Rude to lower workers and than laugh and say that’s not me that’s Mona Lisa guys sorry about her. She even wrote a song about it.
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WHERE’S THE BEEF?! - gran, probably 4 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Grandma needs her baked potatoes and side of chili lol
That’s what my husbands grandma ALWAYS orders from there O and a small frosty
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
Lol but god did go woah I didn’t think you do it chill just kill that goat that will be fine!
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Slowest computers ever 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
It came out 20 years ago lol
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
Like how tiring a red ribbon on your door somehow magically saved your house from being crushed by the wall that surrounds the city?
Wall of Jericho
Or how somehow not one not just two but many of the same animal all fit on the ark?
Yeah it wasn’t just a boy and a girl I mean could you imagine all the species wiped out by feeding them to other animals.
O also Abraham survived the floods
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
Lol yeah Bible is trippy lol
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Oh no Scoob 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Actually I was assuming everyone was younger lol
And yeah reruns are a thing and the original scooby is still on air
But the thing is it says I’m glad I grew up with this and not that
And well unless the one who posted this originally is 52+ to 43+ I doubt they technically grew up with it
That like me saying I am glad I grew up watching I love Lucy and not sex in the city
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mrscollector · 3 years ago
Psst... Jesus wasn’t the one that said that it was Abraham
You know the guy that took his son up a mountain to kill him because god told him to but than before he did it god said not to and to kill a goat instead.
Yeah so not only did he sike out his kid that he was going to kill him but he clipped his adult dick for him as well.
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Stop touching me 10 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Actually she shaved her head because she was going into rehab and one way they tell if you’re on drugs is by your hair.
And she refused a drug test when she entered and a blood test so the only other way was her hair.
Lawyer from her manger even said it was for that reason in court
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Slowest computers ever 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Actually by than my parents knew more than I did lol
I was 18 and back than I barely knew how the internet worked. I mainly knew chat rooms on aol and neopets lol
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Slowest computers ever 14 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Lol I’m so old I know how to fully customize that
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Oh no Scoob 6 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
Actually majority of you didn’t grow up with them looking like the first one seeing as that version was from 1969 to 1978.
Look up What’s new scooby doo that came out 2002 it is more closer to majority of people on heres age. Lol
And I grew up watching scrappy doo and a pup named scooby doo lol
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3 day job minimum 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
As a 20 something before we had our kid lol I legit would wash clothes and leave them in the basket and just pull clean clothes out to wear and drop the dirty ones beside the basket
Once I had more dirty than clean I dump the clean on my bed put the dirty in the basket and wash it than add the clean off my bed and repeat the process lol
Having a kid with cute little baby dresses and such made me get the clothes hung up and folded
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We have food at home at mcdonald’s 1 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
As a kid fast food was a special treat because with 6 kids and both parents and my grandmother it’s 9 people to feed that’s a lot of money.
But funny thing is now I’m grown the really only reason I would want fast food is it means I don’t have to cook lol
I honestly much rather have a home cooked meal than a burger from McDonald’s
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You go Queen 8 comments
mrscollector · 3 years ago
This year my husband’s grandfather is officially 100 years old.
We are seriously starting to doubt he is ever going to die.
We joke that he is going for the record.
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