mrscollector
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The flair says it all 2 comments
So I can grab my pen*s 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I think it’s so funny how us girls when wearing a dress with pockets and someone says likes your dress we say THANKS it has pockets lol
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Me at 3am 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Actually the Oxford English Dictionary describes “fridge” as a colloquial abbreviation for “refrigerator,” a much older term that showed up in the early 1600s. It suggests that the ‘frig’ spelling may have been influenced by the brand name “Frigidaire” (a play on “frigid air”).
So ha lol.
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So ha lol.
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mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My brother was dating a woman online she lived in Australia.
First off he had 1 kid and he was married once before to a woman who had a son. So dating some one with kids is no problem for him.
But she WOW!!
She told him she had 3 kids. But as time went by he noticed more kids and he asked her how many kids she had and she said 4 so he confronted her asking how many kids do you really have?!?! And she finally told him.
SHE HAD NINE KIDS!!!
All just a year or 2 apart.
Funny part is he was at work and on a smoke break and he sees a guy he knows looking really messed up. Like he was in shock and diss belief.
My brother asked what was wrong? He told him his gf who he was dating online told him she had 4 kids and just that morning admitted she had 10 kids!!
My brother said SHIT my girl did that as well. Wait she don’t live in Australia does she?? lol he said no lol.
But DAMN
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First off he had 1 kid and he was married once before to a woman who had a son. So dating some one with kids is no problem for him.
But she WOW!!
She told him she had 3 kids. But as time went by he noticed more kids and he asked her how many kids she had and she said 4 so he confronted her asking how many kids do you really have?!?! And she finally told him.
SHE HAD NINE KIDS!!!
All just a year or 2 apart.
Funny part is he was at work and on a smoke break and he sees a guy he knows looking really messed up. Like he was in shock and diss belief.
My brother asked what was wrong? He told him his gf who he was dating online told him she had 4 kids and just that morning admitted she had 10 kids!!
My brother said SHIT my girl did that as well. Wait she don’t live in Australia does she?? lol he said no lol.
But DAMN
Me at 3am 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Because there was a company named Frigidaire they had their name printed on the front of their refrigerators. And the name came from Frigid air. And well you put something like that in homes of southern people and boom Fridge.
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Me at 3am 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
The reason why fridge has a D and refrigerator does not is because fridge is short for frigid air not refrigerator.
The original refrigerators that no longer needed ice, was marketed that they had frigid air so no need for ice.
See originally refrigerators was a wooden cabinet and either above or below would be a compartment for a large block of ice that the ice man would deliver every week like the milkman would deliver milk. They would take the ice to each house and put it in the refrigerator (or as many people called them icebox) for them and it would stay cool and keep the food in the cabinet nice and cold.
So you see when the refrigerator no longer needed the ice to keep everything cool they told people that it was due to frigid air.
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The original refrigerators that no longer needed ice, was marketed that they had frigid air so no need for ice.
See originally refrigerators was a wooden cabinet and either above or below would be a compartment for a large block of ice that the ice man would deliver every week like the milkman would deliver milk. They would take the ice to each house and put it in the refrigerator (or as many people called them icebox) for them and it would stay cool and keep the food in the cabinet nice and cold.
So you see when the refrigerator no longer needed the ice to keep everything cool they told people that it was due to frigid air.
They be like "God forgives" and then call you a sinner who will burn in the 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You know it’s funny I do believe there’s a God and I believe that he forgives all of us and we all have a chance to be forgiven for all the things we ever done we just have to ask for forgiveness. But of course you know it’s not good to ask for forgiveness and then do it over and over again.
But here’s the funny part I don’t call people sinners just because they love a certain person or they don’t believe in my religion or any religion at that I don’t call them sinners because they are thieves or because they are rude to people.
The only ones I actually call sinners is the people who are extremely religious and pointing fingers at everybody else and yet sinning themselves left and right. Like calling two men who love each other sinners and demon worshipers and yet standing there in polyester or a cotton blend, with tattoos, make up, is known to be an alcoholic, and loves to eat lobster. Yeah honey you are one huge ass pot trying to call a beautiful painted kettle black.
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But here’s the funny part I don’t call people sinners just because they love a certain person or they don’t believe in my religion or any religion at that I don’t call them sinners because they are thieves or because they are rude to people.
The only ones I actually call sinners is the people who are extremely religious and pointing fingers at everybody else and yet sinning themselves left and right. Like calling two men who love each other sinners and demon worshipers and yet standing there in polyester or a cotton blend, with tattoos, make up, is known to be an alcoholic, and loves to eat lobster. Yeah honey you are one huge ass pot trying to call a beautiful painted kettle black.
For God’s sake just write people beating the shit out of each other 22 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You need to start reading slice of life type manga. They have a lot less possibilities of messed up shit lol.
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Relationship pro tip 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Me and hubby found that if we sleep on a Queen it is best to have a king size blanket and if we sleep on a king it’s best if I have my own blanket because he is a thieving SOB when it comes to our blanket. Lol
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Imagine this - from Gone With The Wind 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So you want to know an interesting fact.
Because of a bad gum infection in 1933, Clark Gable had to have most of his teeth removed and replaced by dentures, which caused him to suffer from halitosis. During the filming of Gone with the Wind, Vivien Leigh complained about how foul the stench was... but they got along really well other than that.
She mentioned how much she dreaded their kiss scenes due to it.
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Because of a bad gum infection in 1933, Clark Gable had to have most of his teeth removed and replaced by dentures, which caused him to suffer from halitosis. During the filming of Gone with the Wind, Vivien Leigh complained about how foul the stench was... but they got along really well other than that.
She mentioned how much she dreaded their kiss scenes due to it.
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mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You know the real life married couple from I love Lucy. Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz.
One time they had a dinner party where Desi cooked all day to make his family’s secret recipe for spaghetti and he brought the huge pot into the living room to announce that dinner was ready.
Just as he said “Ready” the bottom of the pot fell off and the food fell to the floor. White carpet.
He was so upset and shocked.
One guest spoke up and said they was so hungry they didn’t care they wanted to try it.
Every one was saying what no don’t eat off the floor.
The guest asked the maid did you clean this carpet before the party? The maid said yes of course. So the guest said than it’s clean enough for me. The guest grabbed a fork and dug in. The guest told the others how good it was so they all dug in.
So their they were all those rich famous men and women on their hands and knees dressed in nice suits and gowns with expensive jewelry huddled around a mound of spaghetti on a white carpet
Lmfao
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One time they had a dinner party where Desi cooked all day to make his family’s secret recipe for spaghetti and he brought the huge pot into the living room to announce that dinner was ready.
Just as he said “Ready” the bottom of the pot fell off and the food fell to the floor. White carpet.
He was so upset and shocked.
One guest spoke up and said they was so hungry they didn’t care they wanted to try it.
Every one was saying what no don’t eat off the floor.
The guest asked the maid did you clean this carpet before the party? The maid said yes of course. So the guest said than it’s clean enough for me. The guest grabbed a fork and dug in. The guest told the others how good it was so they all dug in.
So their they were all those rich famous men and women on their hands and knees dressed in nice suits and gowns with expensive jewelry huddled around a mound of spaghetti on a white carpet
Lmfao
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Yeah he burns water lol
But he is a computer technician and can fix cars and do all the stuff I can’t lol like reach stuff on high shelves lol I’m short he is not lol.
But I cook and do the things he can’t. Like he doesn’t have a creative bone in his body lol yet he can play guitar while I am actually no lie tone deaf.
So that’s what’s great we both have what the other lacks.
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But he is a computer technician and can fix cars and do all the stuff I can’t lol like reach stuff on high shelves lol I’m short he is not lol.
But I cook and do the things he can’t. Like he doesn’t have a creative bone in his body lol yet he can play guitar while I am actually no lie tone deaf.
So that’s what’s great we both have what the other lacks.
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol we honestly didn’t notice till she was 2 and I found my old email address. And I saved all the emails he sent me.
Because back than everyone sent long emails lol
On the first email I got from him it was from the fist time we talked online he said I really loved talking to you tonight I hope we can talk again tomorrow.
And it was stamped April 4th 2005 1:00am
Which means we met April 3rd 2005.
And on April 3rd 2007 exactly 2 years later we had our daughter lol
And yeah we celebrate her birthday but me and him both talk about how crazy it is we met in a tiny chat room usually filled with perverts lol
He ALWAYS says I am so glad I found the one non pervert.
And I ALWAYS say so you admit you are a pervert? Because if I’m the ONLY ONE that wasn’t one that means you were one lol.
And he goes YES YES I AM! lol
And yes he really said O just someone nice not mean. Lol
I think it was because growing up he wasn’t popular he was bullied as a kid and his ex cheated with 3 guys.
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Because back than everyone sent long emails lol
On the first email I got from him it was from the fist time we talked online he said I really loved talking to you tonight I hope we can talk again tomorrow.
And it was stamped April 4th 2005 1:00am
Which means we met April 3rd 2005.
And on April 3rd 2007 exactly 2 years later we had our daughter lol
And yeah we celebrate her birthday but me and him both talk about how crazy it is we met in a tiny chat room usually filled with perverts lol
He ALWAYS says I am so glad I found the one non pervert.
And I ALWAYS say so you admit you are a pervert? Because if I’m the ONLY ONE that wasn’t one that means you were one lol.
And he goes YES YES I AM! lol
And yes he really said O just someone nice not mean. Lol
I think it was because growing up he wasn’t popular he was bullied as a kid and his ex cheated with 3 guys.
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
As for the newspaper route
When we met he lived with his mom and sister.
They all had a deal his mom had 2 jobs
She delivered newspapers in the morning and worked at a subway after that.
She paid the bills and such.
His sister had a job as a nurse for elderly and she paid for food for the whole house.
My husband helped his mom deliver papers (because see each person is only allowed so much they can deliver so they only get 200 dollars a month.) he also kept the house clean.
My husband gave all his money to his mom for rent and if he ever wanted anything like a video game or something she got it for him.
So he pretty much was broke.
The newspaper route was only an hour long job.
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When we met he lived with his mom and sister.
They all had a deal his mom had 2 jobs
She delivered newspapers in the morning and worked at a subway after that.
She paid the bills and such.
His sister had a job as a nurse for elderly and she paid for food for the whole house.
My husband helped his mom deliver papers (because see each person is only allowed so much they can deliver so they only get 200 dollars a month.) he also kept the house clean.
My husband gave all his money to his mom for rent and if he ever wanted anything like a video game or something she got it for him.
So he pretty much was broke.
The newspaper route was only an hour long job.
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
We met on AOL chat room for 20 yr olds
I went in to just hang and joke with people and one day I see someone commented
“Nice guy looking to talk to nice girl”
And that was all he wrote.
A lot of people would do that post some comment like what their a/s/l is and than say something like want to talk about movies or something.
So I wrote in a snarky/flirty way lol
“How nice?”
But he didn’t see it and just posted it again.
“Nice guy looking to talk to a nice girl”
I wrote
“I asked how nice?”
He said “O just some one nice not mean.”
Yeah he was that clueless lol
But I private messaged him and we talked and talked.
Than he wanted to call me and he burned through a phone card with 300 minutes on it in one night lol yeah that’s 5 hour long phone call.
Than he got a camera and we eventually met up and been together ever since.
Funny store our daughter ended up being born 2 yrs later on the anniversary of the day we met.
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I went in to just hang and joke with people and one day I see someone commented
“Nice guy looking to talk to nice girl”
And that was all he wrote.
A lot of people would do that post some comment like what their a/s/l is and than say something like want to talk about movies or something.
So I wrote in a snarky/flirty way lol
“How nice?”
But he didn’t see it and just posted it again.
“Nice guy looking to talk to a nice girl”
I wrote
“I asked how nice?”
He said “O just some one nice not mean.”
Yeah he was that clueless lol
But I private messaged him and we talked and talked.
Than he wanted to call me and he burned through a phone card with 300 minutes on it in one night lol yeah that’s 5 hour long phone call.
Than he got a camera and we eventually met up and been together ever since.
Funny store our daughter ended up being born 2 yrs later on the anniversary of the day we met.
You were my brother 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I will beat my friend’s ass than let her beat my ass so she get the money as well lol we be two full body cast bitches in the ER but we be two RICH ass full body cast bitches in the ER lol
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A piece of history 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
The violin player Hartley was found two weeks after the sinking with a music case strapped to his body. Incredibly, it was this case that allowed his violin to endure such cold, wet conditions and remain intact.
He probably put it in the case just before he fell into the water and than strapped it to his body hoping to survive.
Sadly he didn’t, his fiancé was given the violin and she donated the violin to the museum.
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He probably put it in the case just before he fell into the water and than strapped it to his body hoping to survive.
Sadly he didn’t, his fiancé was given the violin and she donated the violin to the museum.
The perfect gift doesn't exi... 18 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
KEEPER!!!
Hell if my husband would of done that on our first date our next date would of been our wedding. lmfao
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Hell if my husband would of done that on our first date our next date would of been our wedding. lmfao
It comes for us all! 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I was choking like that on a drink and my DUMBASS husband said quick take a drink!
-.- NO THATS HOW I GOT LIKE THIS!!!
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-.- NO THATS HOW I GOT LIKE THIS!!!
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
But we pushed through those bad times with our heads up.
We now even doing so well we can help those who helped us. Not much but we try to help them as much as possible.
And maybe a little more down the road we be even better and stronger.
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So don’t go expecting a pre built man because unless you are equally in the relationship you better be REALLY pretty. lol
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We now even doing so well we can help those who helped us. Not much but we try to help them as much as possible.
And maybe a little more down the road we be even better and stronger.
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So don’t go expecting a pre built man because unless you are equally in the relationship you better be REALLY pretty. lol
Its the same the other way around though 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
A good woman won’t demand a man with a good job a house and money.
A good woman will find a man she loves and help him achieve his dreams so he can become the man with the good job a house and money.
When I met my husband he had a newspaper route All his money went to his mom for rent it was only 200 dollars a month.
He lived in a laundry room/garage that was detached from the house.
He didn’t even have a car.
Now we have a place of our own.
Our daughter has all the things he didn’t as a kid. Her own computer with 3 screens. Lol
We have not one but 2 cars in our name.
He works hard every day of the week and I take care of the house and our daughter. (With teacher subbing after school goes back to normal)
We been together for 15 years.
Yes there was some harsh years where we went hungry to bed but we made sure our daughter was always full.
There was a few bills were we didn’t know how we could pay it and had to go hay in hand to friends and family.
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A good woman will find a man she loves and help him achieve his dreams so he can become the man with the good job a house and money.
When I met my husband he had a newspaper route All his money went to his mom for rent it was only 200 dollars a month.
He lived in a laundry room/garage that was detached from the house.
He didn’t even have a car.
Now we have a place of our own.
Our daughter has all the things he didn’t as a kid. Her own computer with 3 screens. Lol
We have not one but 2 cars in our name.
He works hard every day of the week and I take care of the house and our daughter. (With teacher subbing after school goes back to normal)
We been together for 15 years.
Yes there was some harsh years where we went hungry to bed but we made sure our daughter was always full.
There was a few bills were we didn’t know how we could pay it and had to go hay in hand to friends and family.
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