Where is the chocolate syrup?????
You got to top it with chocolate syrup before every bite!!
Can whipped cream or marshmallow fluff also acceptable.
Sometimes I eat it with spray cheese. I don’t know why but it taste SO GOOD!!!
And lol no I don’t eat this every day lol this is a I wish I was dead so I’m going to kill myself with food snack.

What is it with guys wanting to be called Daddy or girls wanting to call their boyfriends Daddy.
It’s just so wrong and gross as fuck!!!
Last thing I want as I am kissing my husband or doing “more” is to get a mental image of my DAD!!!

My favorite Jurassic park meme is the Margarita guy.
Lmfao Bitch!!! I spent damn too much money on these I am not spilling them!!!
That is me at Disneyland lmfao.
I ask for to go boxes at sit down restaurants in the park.
Why yes I do want to pack my half eaten Monte Cristo and you better add some that bread from the table. (Blue Bayou restaurant lol)
I pour the rest my drinks into a water bottle as well.
Lmfao I even bring large ziplock bags for treats we buy to take back to the hotel lmfao
So that man is totally me.

Ice can get so cold that it causes burns.

The Son revolves around you

Do you know if an Aztec woman brewed a chocolate drink for you that meant she wanted to marital relations with you wink wink

That time I got reincarnated as a kid lol that didn’t have a clue lol
Lol so I got reincarnated as myself LOL

Just so you guys know what he forgot was his robes.
Everyone else is wearing theirs but he isn’t.
In the next scene you see him wearing them so he must of remembered.

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*gives a huge ass shit eating grin*
(because I know why some girls have short nails instead of long ones and it has nothing to do with boys)

Seeing as I’m Ace I doubt that lmmfao

When I was in Highschool I had this friend. She was black and loved to cause drama and wanted to be an actress.
She would always ask us her friends to set up scenes. Like pretend she cheated with our boyfriends or stuff like that.
She liked to fake arguments.
One day she asked me to pretend fight her using diss. I said ok. But than she told me to call her a “n word”.
I said AW HELL NO!!!
She begged and begged and I kept telling her no. Till finally I snapped and said ok but YOU BETTER tell people you made me!!!
So the next day she acts like she bumps me outside. I said like in a rude way excuse you!!
So we diss back and forth than she gives the signal by saying YOU PEACE OF BIRD SHIT RED NECK TRAIL TRASH!!!
So I say FUCK YOU (niagara falls)!!!
A teacher was on me in a hot second!!!
Yelling at ME!!!
My friend jumped in hugging me saying she made me do it!!!

I hate when I think ok going to store I need just milk!
Walk out with a full cart AND NO FUCKING MILK!!!

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I just found a new way to get rid of my cat’s dirty litter.

You mean why shouldn’t I put it on my cat lol

I think it’s so funny how us girls when wearing a dress with pockets and someone says likes your dress we say THANKS it has pockets lol

My brother was dating a woman online she lived in Australia.
First off he had 1 kid and he was married once before to a woman who had a son. So dating some one with kids is no problem for him.
But she WOW!!
She told him she had 3 kids. But as time went by he noticed more kids and he asked her how many kids she had and she said 4 so he confronted her asking how many kids do you really have?!?! And she finally told him.
SHE HAD NINE KIDS!!!
All just a year or 2 apart.
Funny part is he was at work and on a smoke break and he sees a guy he knows looking really messed up. Like he was in shock and diss belief.
My brother asked what was wrong? He told him his gf who he was dating online told him she had 4 kids and just that morning admitted she had 10 kids!!
My brother said SHIT my girl did that as well. Wait she don’t live in Australia does she?? lol he said no lol.
But DAMN

The reason why fridge has a D and refrigerator does not is because fridge is short for frigid air not refrigerator.
The original refrigerators that no longer needed ice, was marketed that they had frigid air so no need for ice.
See originally refrigerators was a wooden cabinet and either above or below would be a compartment for a large block of ice that the ice man would deliver every week like the milkman would deliver milk. They would take the ice to each house and put it in the refrigerator (or as many people called them icebox) for them and it would stay cool and keep the food in the cabinet nice and cold.
So you see when the refrigerator no longer needed the ice to keep everything cool they told people that it was due to frigid air.

You know it’s funny I do believe there’s a God and I believe that he forgives all of us and we all have a chance to be forgiven for all the things we ever done we just have to ask for forgiveness. But of course you know it’s not good to ask for forgiveness and then do it over and over again.
But here’s the funny part I don’t call people sinners just because they love a certain person or they don’t believe in my religion or any religion at that I don’t call them sinners because they are thieves or because they are rude to people.
The only ones I actually call sinners is the people who are extremely religious and pointing fingers at everybody else and yet sinning themselves left and right. Like calling two men who love each other sinners and demon worshipers and yet standing there in polyester or a cotton blend, with tattoos, make up, is known to be an alcoholic, and loves to eat lobster. Yeah honey you are one huge ass pot trying to call a beautiful painted kettle black.

You need to start reading slice of life type manga. They have a lot less possibilities of messed up shit lol.