mrscollector
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Weekly contest #104: Unforseen consequences 2 comments
Choose wisely 16 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Neither can I but it doesn’t mean I don’t want any of those cars.
I want them all from the General Lee all the way to the 308 from Magnum P.I.!
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I want them all from the General Lee all the way to the 308 from Magnum P.I.!
Choose wisely 16 comments
Is that like an app or something 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
One my closest friends has this huge deal about porn she thinks it’s disgusting. She left one husband because he kept buying porn magazines behind her back.
Yet her second marriage she admitted to home she liked to have 3 ways and was a swinger and even watched her husband have sex with another couple.
YET still if he brought porn into the house or she found out he had porn she BLOW UP!!! Say he was technically cheating.
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She is an idiot. I keep her at a distance now because the drama she has constantly is just something I don’t want in my life.
I personally say WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!
It’s not cheating to look. It’s cheating to interact with another person in a sexual/loving manner not to watch porn.
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Yet her second marriage she admitted to home she liked to have 3 ways and was a swinger and even watched her husband have sex with another couple.
YET still if he brought porn into the house or she found out he had porn she BLOW UP!!! Say he was technically cheating.
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She is an idiot. I keep her at a distance now because the drama she has constantly is just something I don’t want in my life.
I personally say WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!
It’s not cheating to look. It’s cheating to interact with another person in a sexual/loving manner not to watch porn.
Perspective is everything 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
This is just like my husband’s step mother.
The dumb ass will tell anyone how hard she has it with my FIL how he treats her like shit. How he won’t give her spending money or give her the things she needs. How she never signed up for being a caregiver for his 100 and 98 yr old parents. How she feels trapped.
Well finally last week she got out left for a week was saying she wants a divorce.
Me and my husband took up her chores with the grandparents. We cooked for them, cleaned them up, help them go to the toilet, spent time with them, and did all the things she did and more.
They were treated better than they ever were with her.
But turns out she burned so many bridges with people no one wanted to take her in.
So she said she “take him back”.
He just doesn’t want to die alone so he agreed.
He isn’t as bad as she makes him to be. He isn’t a great person either but she eggs him on till he can’t take it anymore.
She had a chance to leave her pit and decided the pit was better. -.-
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The dumb ass will tell anyone how hard she has it with my FIL how he treats her like shit. How he won’t give her spending money or give her the things she needs. How she never signed up for being a caregiver for his 100 and 98 yr old parents. How she feels trapped.
Well finally last week she got out left for a week was saying she wants a divorce.
Me and my husband took up her chores with the grandparents. We cooked for them, cleaned them up, help them go to the toilet, spent time with them, and did all the things she did and more.
They were treated better than they ever were with her.
But turns out she burned so many bridges with people no one wanted to take her in.
So she said she “take him back”.
He just doesn’t want to die alone so he agreed.
He isn’t as bad as she makes him to be. He isn’t a great person either but she eggs him on till he can’t take it anymore.
She had a chance to leave her pit and decided the pit was better. -.-
Unique 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
There is 7.674 billion people on this planet.
If you want to be 1 in a million type of a person
that would mean there is going to be 7,674 people just like you.
That’s even less than 1% of the planet so who cares if a ton of people copies a be different post.
Chances are they are different from more than 99% of the world.
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If you want to be 1 in a million type of a person
that would mean there is going to be 7,674 people just like you.
That’s even less than 1% of the planet so who cares if a ton of people copies a be different post.
Chances are they are different from more than 99% of the world.
Riddle me THIS capitalists 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Their profit is life.
Most the things you do is things that need to be done on a space ship/station to keep them alive.
And the rest are like daily chores like take out trash.
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Most the things you do is things that need to be done on a space ship/station to keep them alive.
And the rest are like daily chores like take out trash.
The cat in the bath 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
This reason right here is why I can’t let my cat in the bathroom when I take a bath.
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Sizzling noises 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Because it can warp the pan.
Ever have a pan that one side seems to brown a lot fast than the other or maybe when it sits on the stove it seems to not lay flat??
Well now you know why.
If you already have pans like this heat them up and flip them upside down than add water to the back. Than flip back over lay flat in the counter and add a plank of wood on top of it and something really heavy. The heavier the better.
It should after it cools be flat again. If it isn’t fully repeat the process.
Trust me it does work.
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Ever have a pan that one side seems to brown a lot fast than the other or maybe when it sits on the stove it seems to not lay flat??
Well now you know why.
If you already have pans like this heat them up and flip them upside down than add water to the back. Than flip back over lay flat in the counter and add a plank of wood on top of it and something really heavy. The heavier the better.
It should after it cools be flat again. If it isn’t fully repeat the process.
Trust me it does work.
The woman was kidnapped, beaten and barely managed to run away, only to find out her life 15 comments
Gross 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Where is the chocolate syrup?????
You got to top it with chocolate syrup before every bite!!
Can whipped cream or marshmallow fluff also acceptable.
Sometimes I eat it with spray cheese. I don’t know why but it taste SO GOOD!!!
And lol no I don’t eat this every day lol this is a I wish I was dead so I’m going to kill myself with food snack.
You got to top it with chocolate syrup before every bite!!
Can whipped cream or marshmallow fluff also acceptable.
Sometimes I eat it with spray cheese. I don’t know why but it taste SO GOOD!!!
And lol no I don’t eat this every day lol this is a I wish I was dead so I’m going to kill myself with food snack.
Gotta learn from this guy 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
What is it with guys wanting to be called Daddy or girls wanting to call their boyfriends Daddy.
It’s just so wrong and gross as fuck!!!
Last thing I want as I am kissing my husband or doing “more” is to get a mental image of my DAD!!!
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It’s just so wrong and gross as fuck!!!
Last thing I want as I am kissing my husband or doing “more” is to get a mental image of my DAD!!!
Nobody not a soul 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My favorite Jurassic park meme is the Margarita guy.
Lmfao Bitch!!! I spent damn too much money on these I am not spilling them!!!
That is me at Disneyland lmfao.
I ask for to go boxes at sit down restaurants in the park.
Why yes I do want to pack my half eaten Monte Cristo and you better add some that bread from the table. (Blue Bayou restaurant lol)
I pour the rest my drinks into a water bottle as well.
Lmfao I even bring large ziplock bags for treats we buy to take back to the hotel lmfao
So that man is totally me.
Lmfao Bitch!!! I spent damn too much money on these I am not spilling them!!!
That is me at Disneyland lmfao.
I ask for to go boxes at sit down restaurants in the park.
Why yes I do want to pack my half eaten Monte Cristo and you better add some that bread from the table. (Blue Bayou restaurant lol)
I pour the rest my drinks into a water bottle as well.
Lmfao I even bring large ziplock bags for treats we buy to take back to the hotel lmfao
So that man is totally me.
Chrome froze again :( 1 comments
They were great at that time 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Do you know if an Aztec woman brewed a chocolate drink for you that meant she wanted to marital relations with you wink wink
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Well I’m never gonna smile again 91 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
That time I got reincarnated as a kid lol that didn’t have a clue lol
Lol so I got reincarnated as myself LOL
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Lol so I got reincarnated as myself LOL
Neville still holds a grudge 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Just so you guys know what he forgot was his robes.
Everyone else is wearing theirs but he isn’t.
In the next scene you see him wearing them so he must of remembered.
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Everyone else is wearing theirs but he isn’t.
In the next scene you see him wearing them so he must of remembered.
I can not be the only one, right? Guys? 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
(0.o )
( o.0)
*gives a huge ass shit eating grin*
(because I know why some girls have short nails instead of long ones and it has nothing to do with boys)
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( o.0)
*gives a huge ass shit eating grin*
(because I know why some girls have short nails instead of long ones and it has nothing to do with boys)
A real hero 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
She loved drama she thought it was funny.
But she wasn’t a drama person. As in she was always kind and fun and didn’t argue she tried to get people to see both sides of arguments. She believed everyone has good in them.
It’s why she easily got us to do those little plays lol.
We didn’t really get in trouble but we were given a stern talking to by the principal and counselor. She took all the blame for me.
But she wasn’t a drama person. As in she was always kind and fun and didn’t argue she tried to get people to see both sides of arguments. She believed everyone has good in them.
It’s why she easily got us to do those little plays lol.
We didn’t really get in trouble but we were given a stern talking to by the principal and counselor. She took all the blame for me.
A real hero 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
When I was in Highschool I had this friend. She was black and loved to cause drama and wanted to be an actress.
She would always ask us her friends to set up scenes. Like pretend she cheated with our boyfriends or stuff like that.
She liked to fake arguments.
One day she asked me to pretend fight her using diss. I said ok. But than she told me to call her a “n word”.
I said AW HELL NO!!!
She begged and begged and I kept telling her no. Till finally I snapped and said ok but YOU BETTER tell people you made me!!!
So the next day she acts like she bumps me outside. I said like in a rude way excuse you!!
So we diss back and forth than she gives the signal by saying YOU PEACE OF BIRD SHIT RED NECK TRAIL TRASH!!!
So I say FUCK YOU (niagara falls)!!!
A teacher was on me in a hot second!!!
Yelling at ME!!!
My friend jumped in hugging me saying she made me do it!!!
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She would always ask us her friends to set up scenes. Like pretend she cheated with our boyfriends or stuff like that.
She liked to fake arguments.
One day she asked me to pretend fight her using diss. I said ok. But than she told me to call her a “n word”.
I said AW HELL NO!!!
She begged and begged and I kept telling her no. Till finally I snapped and said ok but YOU BETTER tell people you made me!!!
So the next day she acts like she bumps me outside. I said like in a rude way excuse you!!
So we diss back and forth than she gives the signal by saying YOU PEACE OF BIRD SHIT RED NECK TRAIL TRASH!!!
So I say FUCK YOU (niagara falls)!!!
A teacher was on me in a hot second!!!
Yelling at ME!!!
My friend jumped in hugging me saying she made me do it!!!
Thats why you use reminder but then the thing never leaves your mind 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I hate when I think ok going to store I need just milk!
Walk out with a full cart AND NO FUCKING MILK!!!
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Walk out with a full cart AND NO FUCKING MILK!!!
Batman supplied funding for his own gadgets and was highly trained for many years
Kim possible stumbled practically into the role and had no training.
Her gadgets is supplied by a highly intelligent friend and the government.
She relies on her friends and her wits mainly.
Batman relies on his skills and his gadgets. He said it many times before he works better alone.
She is more like a kid version of Black Widow.