I thought it was the camel from the camel cigarettes commercials from the 80s lmfao

It was my Father in laws 65th birthday last Sunday. I walked in behind him and stood there very calmly till he turned around he said Hi! I said Hi I would of said hello sooner but now that you are a year older I was worried I might scare you and it’s not healthy for old people to be surprised like that.
He just laughed and said very funny.
I said happy birthday.

Just ummm... unless you like to cry ALOT don’t watch the last episodes of 3 of them.
I’m not sure how Phineas and Ferb end -.-

Seriously forgot he was the Iron giant lol

He wants some guy time lol
My cat Allen is MY ESA yet once in a while he goes to husband and INSISTS on being in his lap lol he really loves watching my husband play games. Like right now he is playing a Grand Tismo 0.o I think that’s it lol it’s a race game lol and my cat LOVES to watch him play it he sit there and even lean when he turns on a curve lol
But of course my cat will even watch movies and tv shows with me. Like 2 days ago I was watching The Nevers on HBOmax and it paused due to low battery on my tablet and he was sitting next to me and the minute it paused he growled lmfao like DAMN IT RIGHT DURING A GOOD PART!!!

The gang is in a hurry and they have a lot to say about the food that is always good for food that we are supposed to be tossing around with each other’s hands up to eat and drink spilt candy from each other’s cheese sticks.
Lmfao no lols this time but what the fuck is going on lmfao

Ok SO I have been over this in my head and through info.
The eagles would of refused to do it due to the bad energy surrounding the ring. That is why only after it is gone do they help.
Plus they only owed Gandalf 1 favor and they probly would of counted going and returning as 2 favors. Chances are Gandalf knew this already.

Every morning I tell myself she goes to online school at 830am I will get up at 6am I will clean, walk the dog, make a big breakfast. Than at 8 I will wake her up get her to the bathroom have her eat than get cleaned up and changed for class.
Than there is me 8:20am debating if I can squeeze 5 more minutes of sleep if I just brush her hair as she washes her face and changes her shirt. And I shove a pop tart in her mouth lol
-.- she is 14 and yes I still wake her every morning. Lol honestly if I didn’t she sleep through her alarms she is like her dad I damn near beat the shit out of him one day because it was supposed to be my rest day where I don’t clean cook or anything but relax and he would NOT STOP HITTING SNOOZE! PLUS IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET HIM TO ACTUALLY TURN THE ALARM ON EVEN THAT!!!
I would say Babe alarm he go huh what ok and tuck his ASS BACK IN!!!
lol

When I was in 7th grade there was the is couple who met in kindergarten and started dating in 3rd grade.
They celebrated holidays with each other’s families went on vacations with each other.
They even had “family portraits” made up of the two looking like a newly married couple.
(Not in wedding clothes but in like matching outfits and such)
They married a few days after graduation.
But I remember for one year in 11th grade they broke up for about half the school year because he wanted to spend the summer working at Walmart and she wanted to spend it working at target. She wanted to work together but he hates target and she thinks Walmart is for poor people lol she was a snob. They had a full on I hate you fight mid hall at school she cried he cried even. It ended in her being taken to nurse office by her friends and he was being hugged by his friends.
Lmfao my friend (who is her own drama queen) said DAMN Romeo broke up with Juliet right in front of us. Lol

Umm where is his silver leg????

(0.o )
( o.0)
*me who is slowly going colorblind due to poor eyesight and dyslexia*
I ummm I always assumed it was Hot pink

I hate living in California honestly my poor southern heart is being killed slowly due to lack of southern comforts.
I went to a restaurant and asked for a sweet tea.
THEY BROUGHT ME A KETTLE OF HOT WATER, A CUP, A BOX OF TEA BAGS NONE BY THE WAY WERE LIPTON, AND NO SUGAR!!!
I said NO I mean like iced tea with sugar.
THEY BROUGHT ME A CUP OF ICE STILL WITH NO SUGAR!!!
-.- at that point I said nvm just bring me a coke. Dr Pepper please.
I got this look 0.o lol
Those who don’t know Texans call all soda coke.

My brother told my niece that that was a cloud factory they make clouds.

This was me today helping my kid with her algebra 2 homework when due to dyslexia I was only taught algebra 1/4

I need this on a plank of wood surrounded by a pair is spurs and rope. Maybe a bluebonnet printed on the side of the quote.

Well doubt it cause this was posted 4 hours ago and that would be 4pm here in California so even at the latest this was posted it be 7pm in an American time zone.
So no that was more of according to a foreign country.

Best damn response I ever seen to someone who refused to believe that the Holocaust happen:
The person was a black woman we were on a gray hound bus she was the seat in front of me talking to a man next to her. See she kept going on about how it is all bullshit that Jewish people lied to make it all seem worse than it really was and so on.
Finally after hearing her the guy sitting across the row from me tapped her on the shoulder he says “ O YEAH I heard about that. You know I also heard slavery was bullshit as well yeah it was a conspiracy to have modern black people gain money and sympathy when truth was that the slaves wanted to work for their way to America so being poor they sold their self and their own family members to come to America.”
She of course blew up “WTFUCK DID YOU SAY MOTHER FUCKER!!!...”
Before she could say more he said “Yeah how does it feel? My grandmother was in a camp you DAMN BITCH SHE WATCHED HER OWN MOTHER BE KILLED IN FRONT OF HER SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!”

I cheat these lmfao I just cross my eyes and I can see it.

It’s because during wars people HAD MONEY but restrictions and rations forced a lot to only spend so much. So they would horde it even to this day people find ww2 and ww1 hidden treasure of money gold and/or jewelry.
Once all the restrictions and rations was gone they spent that dough like wild fire.
Imagine starving and having thousands of dollars which in that day was like having a million. But can’t buy any more meat or fruit or eggs.
Having a car and the money to fill it but not aloud to buy any more gas.
Or being told even though you saved for months to give your kids a huge Christmas they can’t have toys made of metal which was common. You couldn’t even buy wooden toys.
It sucked there you are fists full of cash with no way to spend it.
Than war ends and the stores let you buy all the meat you want.
The tin toys is back.
They let you buy all the gas you can afford.

Looked it up it is fake lmfao don’t know what I was expecting lol