WHERE DO I BEGIN?
Let’s see umm the internet is filled with criminals and hackers.
It’s really just people like you and some ass holes.
Eggs are bad for you
Eggs are good for you lol
They taught me only Jewish people went to camps in ww2
Not true there was many types of people.
Also America put people into camps as well
Pilgrims were nice to native Americans
Columbus discovered America
Pluto is a planet
I STILL SAY IT IS!!!!
Seriously I can go on forever

It was how we gotten cats and dogs lmfao

Lmfao ok I’m crying that is good

Lol this took me a minute to figure out what it was lol

That moment when you relies fire under water is possible.
Case in point under water welding would not be possible without it.

Back when me my husband and daughter was living with my husbands grandfather and their full grown middle aged son lived with them as well.
There was a yellow jacket nest right above our front door.
The son told the grandfather that they needed to call a pest control guy and get it removed. ( truth was he was asking for the money to call a guy and was going to pocket most of it and call someone dirt cheap.)
I said NO you don’t.
The uncle said yes we do it’s dangerous you dont know anything stay out of it.
I said all you have to do is set the water hose to HIGH power spray (they had a water hose head) than blast the nest and stomp on it. Make sure to do it around night time so all the bugs are at the nest,
He said they sting you you idiot blah blah blah.
It was night time already so I went to the hose turned it on put the head on high power spray blasted the nest down stomped all the bugs and nest to mash and tossed the remains in the trash.
lol It pissed him off so much lmfao

Wait this is anime??? I thought it was only a manga!!!!

They did it wrong lol

Literally my cat Allen and dog Mia’s relationship Allen the cat loves Mia. Mia hates Allen. Allen doesn’t understand why she denies his love.

Rogaine the hair grower product for men was originally supposed to be for high blood pressure but they found that when men take it they grow hair so they rebranded it.

Future English major lol

The colored photograph brought to you by mashed potatoes

O so are you saying that over weight people should just get what they get?
That over weight people don’t have the right to have preferences in people they date?
No body wants to date someone they are not attracted to.
See over weight people can lose weight and a lot of them will come out good looking and hell some are already good looking. But being ugly takes money and a lot of magic aka make up.
Just because you jiggle when you giggle a little doesn’t mean you are as ugly as the east end of a west bound horse.
It just means you have more cushion for the pushin.
Also you be surprised at how many gangly ugly guys date over weight girls purely because they don’t judge a person by thief body they judge people by a person’s soul and actions. So her talking about giving the ugly boy a chance is her saying you know what he seems nice and though not a looker I bet he treat me right.
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Sorry for the rant I am just tired of this shit.

It’s an emergency because
1. He could of been just almost dead. See when someone is dead it is hard to be 100% sure they are dead with out proper equipment which planes don’t have. So he could just been in a coma.
2. Have you any idea what happens to the human body after it dies? It vomits if not sitting up right and it pisses and shits it’s self. Yeah you will piss and shit your self than when you will vomit on yourself. See all the muscles that hold all your bodily fluids will relax and it is like someone open the flood gates.
3. They also pass gas and I don’t mean dear god who beefed? I mean HOLY HELL WHAT COW ATE A FAMILY OF SKUNKS THAN SHIT OUT THE REMAINS ON THE CARPET!!!
4. You can any or all the illnesses that man had or died from. The human body is a toxic dump.
5. Planes cant store a dead person for long they don’t have a fridge big enough so it don’t rot.
Trust me you want them to land. Plus DUDE chances are he had family with him on the plane!

Things I will be doing for my grandkids lmfao

I am saving this for future arguments lmfao

Ok so all these are true stories EXCEPT the one about Gordon Ramsay lookalike little person that is completely made up by one those trash rags that write about stuff like aliens made me pregnant and Bat Baby.

Been over this there is regulations to how much and what type of make up can be used.
And some pageants don’t allow make up. Only natural beauty.

We used to tell our kid that she was the bad guys and she was attacking us in the game.
When ever she play against my husband and he lose to the bad guy she say YEAH GOT YOU!!! I killed you I win!!!
lol

When my kid was about 8 my Dad passed away. I explained to her about him passing away. Saying how he went to heaven and he be happy and no longer hurt.
She started asking questions about what can you do in heaven.
Like: Do you eat?
I said well you don’t have your body anymore so you don’t need to eat but people like to eat so you probably get to eat what ever you want and never get sick. She suffers from a stomach issue from birth so this was a big bonus to hear that.
She asked
Do we sleep?
I said again we won’t have our bodies so we don’t need sleep but people like to sleep so we probably get to and always wake well rested with vivid dreams. She loves to sleep and take naps so she likes that as well.
She also asked and this is my favorite one lol
Do we poop?
0.o <—- my face
Well like I said we won’t have our bodies so we don’t need to poop. But I guess if you like to poop than you get to. Maybe each poop makes you feel lighter and you don’t have diarrhea or constipation.

It was a cork pop gun it went pop and the CORK was attached by a string.
That be like trying to attack a burglar with a bang snap!

My grandmother threw me for a curve she wasn’t racist she believed all being equal.
BUT she told me she hoped I would marry a white person.
I asked why she said because the children would be half white and half other. It would be hard for them trying to find where they fit in this world. Not truly accepted by one or the other.
She didn’t care if I married a different race she cared if my kids didn’t feel like they belonged. She didn’t want them to feel alone.