So here is this thing that is bothering me like crazy
My FIL’s wife (not my MIL) decided she couldn’t take his ass anymore and left for about a week.
In that time her cat died it was 14.
It didn’t quickly die it wasn’t just found dead NO it slowly died. We called her and told her it was dying she said ok thanks.
“OK THANKS” WTFUCK
I sat with it for 6 FUCKING HOURS as it lay there dying slowly. I pet it cleaned it up when it vomit and piss it’s self, I pet it and softly brushed its fur like it liked. It tried so hard to hold on.
AND THAT BITCH SAID OK THANKS!!!
We offered to take the cat to her.
We offered to get the FIL out the house so she can come to it she said no thank you
*punches fictional wall wishing it was her head*
When she came back (because no one wanted her ass to stay with them she is a real bitch honestly) I told her how her cat died and she said yeah I know than said she was thinking of PUTTING THE OTHER CAT DOWN because it was 12!!!
I swear to god!!!

WE BEEN OVER THIS!!!
*rubs side of head to try to stop migraine*
*mutters to self* why don’t they listen we don’t talk about him or what he done for a reason no one wants to picture that again. It haunted my dreams AND I HAVENT EVEN SEEN THE SHOW!!!

Wait does he mean what year the movie came out or does he mean when is the movies set in because the movies never say it just happened a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
Also episode 1 came out in 1999
And episode 10 was 2019

WTFUCK I didn’t know this?!?!?!
FUCK ELON MUSK
I fucking KNEW there was something about him that just seemed off

NO YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THIS SHIT!!!
We just rearranged our bedroom. We put an old dresser as our head board and on it sits display shelf’s of my Pop toys collection and a few other items I collected that are themed the same as some the pop toys.
WELL Allen my cat decided FUCK BEING A ESA he wants to be A FUCKING VULTOR!!!
He sits on the highest part of the dress/head board and when you think ok time for bed. So you lay down to go to sleep YOU GET A 5 POUND CAT FEET FIRST STRIGHT TO THE GUT!!!
NEVER FAILS!!! O and what time does he do it?? 3AM!!!

Life of Brian is such a good movie lol

McDonald’s supports LGBTQIA+ community just saying

When my kid was in 3rd grade I had a rather interesting parent teacher conference.
My daughter was with me in the meeting.
All was good her work was good she was a bit of a talker and artist as expected. lol
But than the teacher asked if we been to South Korea?
( 0.o ) <— Me
What?
That is when my kid leans back in her chair as if to yawn and stretch and she whispers “say yes”
Lmfao
This little shit told her class and teacher we was in South Korea when I took her to meet my family in Texas.
I laughed and said it seemed she told a fish story that got away from her.
I asked the teacher not to tell the class she lied but I assured my kid wouldn’t be lying like that again.
My kid was scared I be mad. I legit laughed and told her she needed to learn to proper lie.
I told her she could of said she went to six flags while in Texas that be believable but South Korea no lol we to poor and the teacher knew it.

THE GOOD PLACE lol I miss this show it was such a great show

O yeah sure those veggies are totally going to be used
Really? Cold pizza for breakfast again?
Yeah that diet sure working out for you
Don’t give me that look you know very well you bought me fully for the purpose to chug in one sitting

Me laughing at the fact gas does not have a forever shelf life and by putting it in plastic gas cans actually lowers the shelf life to months or less a few weeks.
Also laughing at the fact that they are buying it at a lot of money but when it is low again they will feel like shit.

Never met a female named root I met a Ruth but not a root
What she expect? A cow name Dave?
They are girls why not name them girl names?
Wait wait are we supposed to give them neutral names like Alex and Kia in case the cow feels more like a bull than a cow?
*Thinking* -.- wait am I being insensitive to the cows gender identity by name it a girls name?
My dog is named Mia and is a girl should we of renamed her a neutral name? (She came with the name)

Imagine being so pissed you legit carve the anger you feel into a rock and send it to them!
Lmfao I would of said it to their face even if they was 100s miles away lol I ain’t got time to chisel out my complaint

I miss the good old days when they gave bacon lol

O I know an interesting fact about him!
So when Outback Steakhouse first launched there was a framed photo of Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee in every restaurant.
But due to not asking for copyright of not only his image but his character’s name as well he sued the restaurant and won forcing them to take down the picture and remove the name on the menu.
My oldest brother worked at one at this time and got to keep the picture. He still has it.

I have seen it for myself and yes they can. Not gracefully but yes they can lmfao

Lmfao the wolf is like SHIT I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WAS SMALLER!!!

The question isn’t how could he hit someone like that.
The question we need to ask is what the guy do to deserve it.

EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS EXS claim they NEVER saw Johnny act as she said he did! NEVER! And some of his ex’s flat out hate his ass but stood by him which I think is awesome.