It’s called extra crispy and the darker the better lol damn near charcoal but the inside is a melted smoky sweet flavor lol

I have it on subtitles for almost everything due to my dyslexia and partly going deaf from an ear infection as a preteen. BUT it’s so funny when I remember what people said in foreign language shows I always remember as if the actors SAID it in English even though I know they didn’t. I hear it in their voice in my heard but as if they said it not in the language the show is in.

How about the fact Rogaine was originally a blood pressure medicine but patients noticed it had hair growth side affects so they repurposed it as hair growing for men.
Or and by the way if men use it on their “down below” lol it will cause an erection. Lol

There was this show called Dharma and Greg. And she had like 2 dogs but said No I have 1 dog named Stinky and he has a pet dog named Nunizo. Lol

I love to say O as in Opossum lmfao my husband threatens my life every time I do it lmfao

Gru’s mom wanted him to be a villain lol

Reasons you should ALWAYS say why you can’t do stuff.
Like I would tell my kid don’t play with the wall socket because it can hurt her she will be shocked and it be very painful. SHE NEVER touched it again.
He should of told his wife we are NOT aloud to look back because god will punish us if we do and it will be a terrible terrible punishment.

Thank you funsubstance now that is another thing I will never stop seeing.
I can’t look at hunger games symbol with out seeing Johnny Bravo.
I can’t look at the 6 on resident evil 6 with out seeing a giraffe getting “aired up like a balloon” by a human guy, either.

Reminds me of a joke my grandmother told me.
There was a robber who breaks into a home and is sneaking around in the dark when he hears “Jesus is watching you!”
The robber is spooked but keeps going about his business. Than he hears it again. “Jesus is watching you!”
Now he is really scared and starts looking around with a flashlight. That is when he spies it. A bird cage with a parrot. The parrot says “Jesus is watching you and he is right behind you right now!”
The robber turns around and there is a huge Rottweiler with a name tag hanging from his neck that reads JESUS!
The parrot than says “JESUS SIC HIM!”

He fell to his knees so he probably could tell by how he hit the floor if he was small or big.

My parents raised 5 idiots and 1 kind loving daughter who when confronted will make you wish you had a time machine to stop your parents from ever having you. But than will be nice and help you get better after you are released from the hospital. And you will let her because truth is you know you deserved it and she didn’t kill you cause she knows now you know better. And you should of stopped when she told you to. She gave plenty of warnings.
She is also a story teller so good news she will keep you company as well.
Lmfao

She fell in love with her dad and she got a lot of jokes
LMFAO I SWEAR TO GOD that is 100% real lmfao it’s probably because I been telling my husband and kid dad jokes a lot and I usually say I got a good dad joke lmfao

Here in California you only have to mention the ones 3 years ago. And if they died from AIDS than you are not aloud to mention it at all.

Fluffy boys not good at protecting. You need you a short haired medium size dog they are the ones with the attitude. Lol

Literally me when I think of new dad jokes to tell my husband and kid who I KNOW is not going to like them! Lmfao
O best part lmfao my kid comes up to me and says stuff like
what do I got to do to earn (x amount of money)
I say
You will owe me (x amount of dad jokes) which I get to tell when ever I want!
And she AGREES lmfao (well sometimes she bargains with me lol)
One time she owed me jokes so I waited till she was dead asleep and snuck into her room and in the dark I woke her and said Excuse me but we been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
Lmfao she just went GOD MOM WHY COULDN'T YOU BEEN THE CLOSET MONSTER JUST TRYING TO EAT ME!!!

In interviews when she is with other avengers you can easily see none of them like her. Brie Larson as a person is an asshole.
She acts like she is entitled and doesnt give 2 shits about anyone but her self. She is the kind of person that if some one said Dear GOD like they couldn’t believe how horrible she is she would say Yes you called?

Even the coyote is like WTF is this lady doing????
Lmfao I bet he goes home with her and finds a baby bob cat and she all like look Mittens I got you a brother. His name is max.
Lmfao

See that is that slice cheese that people bitch about and say it’s so gross and thinking ALL American cheese is like this.
HELL NO see SOME COMPANIES skimp out on the dairy by using soy milk. But guess what all it does is make the cheese glossy, taste bad, and NOT MELT!
GOOD all dairy American cheese melts like creamy golden goodness.
Now that being said THAT Mac and cheese needs to go back to the AUNT with way to many kids and has that husband that everyone thinks is an alcoholic asshole!
Cause if that was at a pot lucky you can bet your ass it was her who brought it.

When you are trying to change the color of the bike you stole from a kid at the park so you can sell it on Facebook shop lol

Love the time to party balloon lmfao

My step mother in law just the other day said she was tired of “Mexicans taking our jobs”
-.- BITCH you live off government EBT and don’t have a job. Never even really had one she used to be a foster parent and gave the kids SHIT while she took all the money they gave and used it on herself. She calls them her “Heaven daughters/sons” and truth is NONE OF THEM want to talk to her they hate her!!!
She calls them that because she says according to God and Heaven they are her kids. Well according to the state you starved them and got them all taken away!!!
Her fat ass saying they taken her job HA!
Btw I live in California.

When giving advise you need to also try to put yourself in the other persons shoes.
Like if a kid says my mom is always taking my stuff saying when I act right I will earn it back. I get good grades my room is clean I just want to hang with my friends but she won’t let me leave.
Yeah there is a big chances they are a jerk around the house.
Probably only gets good grades because the mom hounds them to study and probably only has a clean room due to them being hounded to clean. And chances are the mom feels the kid isn’t spending time with the family maybe not eating meals with them or they spend al day on their computer or phone or game system.
But than maybe mom is controlling and is dangerous so it’s best to ask questions before saying to leave them or cut them out their life. Because honestly most people just want their side to be right not for them to be told what can help the problem.