mrscollector
Sub&SundayTeach
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
B.Tx L.Ca
Im
Eclectic
Dyslexic
❤Read/Write
BBC/Bollywood
KDrama/Manga/Anime
TvMarathons
Sims/WOW
Nintendo
Things can appear in the sky if you watch properly 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Her Dad is so going to be pissed at her for drawing on the car window. Lol
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This does nothing for my Anatidaephobia 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Ok just looked up there is about 4.5 million ducks in the world so 5% is 2,475,000 Ducks tried to take over the world!!!
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My three year old son found my hair clippers 2 comments
'Keep up the great work, dear! Make sure dinner's ready by 7' 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Bish my hubby get me that I would mow the lawn every day lmfao
I be like: Ground control this is major Tom!
Lol
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I be like: Ground control this is major Tom!
Lol
Honk honk 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Let’s put it this way if some one said you have a choice either a one night stand with
The hottest man alive
OR
one night stand with
Gabriel Iglesias (aka Fluffy)
I be like:
Um point me to Fluffy please!
I would take Ducky from Pretty in Pink over Blane
ANY DAY!
SHIT I would take Dice man (Andrew Dice Clay) over Blane lol
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The hottest man alive
OR
one night stand with
Gabriel Iglesias (aka Fluffy)
I be like:
Um point me to Fluffy please!
I would take Ducky from Pretty in Pink over Blane
ANY DAY!
SHIT I would take Dice man (Andrew Dice Clay) over Blane lol
I meaaan it s kinda true 26 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My favorite pizza is Alfredo sauce, ricotta, parmesan, fresh mozzarella, chicken, bacon, a lot of spinach cause that shit shrinks and crust to be thin but soft not deep dish or thin crispy but between the 2.
Soooooo good!!!
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Edited 3 years ago
Soooooo good!!!
I meaaan it s kinda true 26 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I have tried them the proper way and trust me still gross. I did find out that I like Spinach though, As a kid I thought all Spinach looked like seaweed in a can that popeye gulped down before beating up someone. But Fresh Spinach is actually really good, I never liked it canned. But now I get it on sandwiches instead of lettuce and on my pizza.
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I meaaan it s kinda true 26 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
What turned me away was seeing my mom burn them damn near to a charcoal than dip them in Mayo and eat them like chips. *holds in vomit best I can*
She got it from when she was pregnant with my 2nd to youngest brother. It was a craving and she continued to eat it at least 2 to 3 times a year. MAINLY because us kids and my Dad HATED them lol
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She got it from when she was pregnant with my 2nd to youngest brother. It was a craving and she continued to eat it at least 2 to 3 times a year. MAINLY because us kids and my Dad HATED them lol
I can't reach it, but I'm so close 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
(o.0 )
( 0.o)
Either the iPhone 11 is small or I got long thumbs cause I can reach all over it with one hand.
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( 0.o)
Either the iPhone 11 is small or I got long thumbs cause I can reach all over it with one hand.
I meaaan it s kinda true 26 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
No I’m pretty sure Brussel sprouts are the devils spawn and need to stay THE FUCK AWAY!!!
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That’s what you thought now, huh? 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Me: I DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DEAL WITH YOUR ASS!
Them: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
Me: *looks at phone* LOOK AT THAT BITCH I FOUND THE TIME!!! *proceed to run at them with the nearest heaviest object*
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Them: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT!
Me: *looks at phone* LOOK AT THAT BITCH I FOUND THE TIME!!! *proceed to run at them with the nearest heaviest object*
*sad italian noises 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
He did it because in the tv show American Dad they described that exact fish so he tried to make.
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Gaming companies be scamming us 6 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Sometimes it is.
For instance I got animal crossing on the switch digitally.
In store it was a full 10 dollars more. I know because my husband got the physical copy and so laughed it cost 10 dollars more.
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For instance I got animal crossing on the switch digitally.
In store it was a full 10 dollars more. I know because my husband got the physical copy and so laughed it cost 10 dollars more.
Except it is 116 today,and 118 tomorrow, why do I live here? 4 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Shut up Bobby you live in Texas BISH I LIVED THERE ALMOST MY WHOLE LIFE IT GETS HOT AS FUCK!!!
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Laughs in GE 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Legit my parents fridge was THIS EXACT SAME MODEL!! Lol Both are dead now and the fridge sits in my 2nd oldest brother garage and holds his beer and Ice cream lol He swears it seems it will never die.
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Asking the hard questions. 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My kid asked that and I told her well if some people enjoy going potty than I think there is. It’s supposed to be a place filled with everything you like to do and want to do.
Lol she also asked if people need to sleep.
I said maybe not need to but if they want to same for the potty.
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Lol she also asked if people need to sleep.
I said maybe not need to but if they want to same for the potty.
Let’s be honest tho, Dry heat is better 6 comments
Asking the hard questions. 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You never met a why kid have you?
They start simple enough: What color is my eyes?
They are brown
Why?
Because your mom has brown eyes and Dad has blue but you take after mom
Why?
-.- because brown is more dominant. Which means if brown eyes and blue eyes were in a fight brown would win.
Why?
Because it is stronger.
Why?
DO YOU WANT SOME JUICE? You can have a juice pouch while mommy has her adult juice!
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They start simple enough: What color is my eyes?
They are brown
Why?
Because your mom has brown eyes and Dad has blue but you take after mom
Why?
-.- because brown is more dominant. Which means if brown eyes and blue eyes were in a fight brown would win.
Why?
Because it is stronger.
Why?
DO YOU WANT SOME JUICE? You can have a juice pouch while mommy has her adult juice!
Super precious 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lmfao
I am taking care of my husband’s grandparents for the past few days and today my husband a full 36 yrs old told his grandpa want to see a magic trick?
His grandpa said sure!
My husband turned around and got the grandfather’s breakfast I was holding and turned back around to his grandfather and said TA DAH INSTANT BREAKFAST!!!
And that frog was legit the old mans face lmfao
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I am taking care of my husband’s grandparents for the past few days and today my husband a full 36 yrs old told his grandpa want to see a magic trick?
His grandpa said sure!
My husband turned around and got the grandfather’s breakfast I was holding and turned back around to his grandfather and said TA DAH INSTANT BREAKFAST!!!
And that frog was legit the old mans face lmfao
Bionicles are my favorite 1 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My husband had a collection of those when we were first married lol he put them on top of our tv cabinet like they were worth millions lol we had our daughters pictures and our wedding pictures up there as well so he posed them as if they were looking at the pictures lmfao he had 2 holding each other and looking at our daughters first sonogram as if they were saying AWW!!!
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I still fear it 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Due to me being dyslexic I never had to go past Algebra 1/4 BUT here I am YEARS after graduation (Not going to say how many lol) HAVING TO LEARN ALGEBRA 2 BECAUSE MY KID NEEDS MY HELP!!!!
This is why you should pay attention in school so you can help your kids in school!
This is why you should pay attention in school so you can help your kids in school!
Getting a notification on an old post 26 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol you mean poor doggo getting smacked in the face with a piece of flying trash lol
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So you saying a company can’t grow and change their views over time?????
So what should we also not like people who were once drug addicts and always arrested and was a bad person but now are clean and are good people???
Cause Iron man like a word with your ass if you think people can’t change.