Well that is easy my kid never leaves her room lmfao

Yeah it’s the mom and dad to damn tired to make separate meal from what the kids are willing to eat lol
I been there

Looks like when my daughter was 8 and I let her play my sims games lmfao

Sadly the world of art is more than just if you are a good artist. It is also who you are and what price is put on your name.
Some can spend a lifetime perfecting their work only to have them die as a no body.
While others make a piece of art in 5 minutes and they become worth millions.
Just remember MANY of the most famous artist we know today died penniless and never got to know how their art will one day change the world.

Money can’t buy love it can only buy temporary love.
Same with happiness it can only buy temporary happiness.
Those things may bring you joy but it won’t last.
You could buy new things every time you feel down but still you will feel hollow.
That is how people become shopaholics. And I’m not talking the ha ha I just love to shop kind.
I mean the don’t tell daddy we wiped out another credit card, don’t tell the people on the phone mommy is home, can I hide a few items at your place, kind of shopaholics.

My favorite panda videos is always when the care takers are trying to clean up and the baby’s are just like YEH A NEW PLAY MATE!!! so they climb over and hold on to them. Lol reminds me so much of my kid as a toddler lol

Wait a year or so lmfao you be all snuggled in and trying to sleep when you hear SNORE!!!!
Or squished you and you say lovingly “move over babe your squishing me” but they don’t move or wake up so you say it louder and give a tiny shove, still nothing. So you are now rocking them back and forth so hard you think they are dead while screaming “MOVE THE FUCK OFF ME!!!!” AND FINALLY they stir a bit like huh o sorry babe and gentle move over but you are now fully awake!
O there is also the wake up freezing to find SOMEONE made themselves into A BURRITO!!!
The worst though is you are sweetly rubbing there head as they drift off to sleep and just as they are FINALLY asleep MIND YOU THAT IS AFTER YOUR ARM DAMN NEAR FELL OFF!!!! They sweetly reach up grab the under side of your upper arm and YANK WITH ALL THEIR DAMN MIT!!!!!!!
AND YES THIS ALL HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
And he wonders why I sleep with a pillow between us and a spare blanket -.-
AND YES!!! He is giggling at me as I type this!!!

Racist people be like “OMGOD all Asians look alike ha ha”
-.-
Seriously it’s not that hard to tell one person from another.

Ummmm he never KILLED kids in the end of the book the kids are seen walking out with their parents. Even in the remake they just didn’t include the scene in the original. It is one of the many reasons the writer of the books REFUSED to let a sequel be made and the remake was only made AFTER his death.

Except different races skulls look different. And a woman’s skull looks different than a man’s.

They are called “Always”

My brother said when he dies he wants in extremely small print so the person reading it has to stand right in front of the tombstone to read it the words “GET OFF MY FACE!” lmfao just figures he think of that lol

Dolphins aren’t evil they are just playful like a dog that doesn’t realize it’s no longer a tiny puppy but is now a gigantic dog and so it accidentally KILLS the kitty it was playing with and they are bit of a rapist.

You be surprised how people change in a short time. I went 10 years without seeing my parents or brothers. My Dad was almost unrecognizable he was 60 when I saw him last than 70.
He went from 46 to 57.

Though this is a clever way to put it, truth is if something is wrong the whole world could say it was wrong and a stubborn person would still say it’s right.
I mean that’s how we get a Karen.