It’s white with black because it’s easier to dye black stripes than bleach black to white

Hay Vern you can’t see me?!?

Mine tried and he screamed to stop saying sorry lol so I said ok sorry lmmfao

Rollie Pollies and pill bugs
Bit of story
When I was in the 3rd grade we were learning about bugs and we got extra points (points were collected to buy tinker toys like fun erasers) if we bring in one that no one else brings in we get more points.
I brought one these guys. I only brought 1 but when I came back from recess there was A SHIT LOAD MORE in the cup!
I first thought it was poop till I noticed the little white things running everywhere lol. So I won the grand prize of points because I was the only one that brought a PREGNANT bug lmfao

I love to hear if their wifes/girlfriends thought a man should be spanked lmfao

The things you say out of anger is how you do truly feel but not wanting to hurt peoples feeling always stops you. It’s during anger that the need to not hurt their feelings leave and you tell people how you truly feel about them.
So don’t believe anyone who says I said that out of anger I didn’t mean it. Because that’s not true they will say it again every time you argue and they will think it every time they are mad at you.
It’s why I refuse to name call when in an argument with loved ones or anyone else. I stay on topic and only topic of argument. And if they name call I ask them why would they call me that when I have not once done the same to them.
Honestly it angers some people more because you won’t stoop to their level. Lmfao

My husband has this manga book he loves it lol though it is his first manga he read so you can clearly see the struggle he is having to read it lol

Ba Ram Ewe Ba Ram Ewe
lol

One cat to other “wait is this going to be on the test?”

Where the pizza that taste like ketchup and cheese?

Reminds me of the story about Bill Murray.
He was in a restaurant and took a French fry from a guys plate and told the guy “No one will believe you.” Roflmmfao

WHERE IS HER MOVIE?????
I would love to see her story

I was on a Greyhound bus going to go see my mom and dad for the last time before they passed away. I was with my daughter and there was this guy who clearly just got released from prison. Who was super sweet and I don’t know what he did but that’s besides the point. He kept asking people to help him but most refused. But he came to me and begged me to help him and I said I would help. He had a prepaid phone and the plan he had was so many minutes on the phone call and so many minutes to text. He couldn’t figure out why his phone wouldn’t let him call. It was because he used all his call minutes. I said you would have to text the person you’re talking to. He said I can’t do that I don’t know how to read or write. So I said do you want me to write a message for you. So he had me write a message to his girlfriend. In the message first thing I said is I am getting a nice woman to help me text. That way the woman didn’t say anything personal that I shouldn’t read lol

My dad was a BRILLIANT MAN he graduated SEVERAL colleges and universities. But 1 thing he HATED and had trouble with was math.
His favorite thing to say is.
“If I have 10 apples and Billy takes 3 how many apples do I have?
10 I have 10 fucking apples and you know why because I don’t FUCKING KNOW BILLY! He needs to go get his OWN DAMN APPLES!”

This used to be a real job rich people used to hire woman to cry at their funeral. They go from simple crying to full on throws themselves on top the coffin screaming why god why. They would even tear their clothes. It was because people wanted the world to think they were more than money but well loved and not alone. They knew it changed nothing for them but it made them happy to make those who done them wrong to see how popular they were.

Took me a minute lol

Fuck i hate that
I WAS LAYING ON THE FLOOR!!!!
I fell asleep and jerked awake because I thought I was falling.
Worse part my oldest brother saw it happen and teased me for days about it lol the ass hst

Me as an Asexual
*Flops like a fish from laying on back to laying on stomach back and forth all night.*

That’s what she said lol

Bottom pic reminds me of the time my brother 2 yrs younger than me OUT OF THE BLUE turns to me and our Dad and said
“Confucius say man who cooks carrots
And peas in same pot
is very unsanitary man!”
-.-. He meant pea as in PEE!!!

As a southern Baptist we like to officially announce
“We ain’t with these people!”
Just want to put that out there. They the weird group that branched off and married their sister.

When you need a place for your 6 man canoe