mrscollector
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Wife15yrs/Mom13yr1girl
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Sims/WOW
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Food, how do they work? 9 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Excuse me but hotdogs are only 2 slices of bread yes they are connected but they are still only 2 slices which make it a sandwich
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You've Heard of Elf on a Shelf Predictive Text Game 29 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
You heard of elf on a shelf well get ready for Christmas lol I love it so much I just want you lol to know how many times I got the same message lol
What the fudge lol that all was one shot lol I think my phone loved these lol
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What the fudge lol that all was one shot lol I think my phone loved these lol
Hope this stays readable, found it hella useful :) 5 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
So I run social media and website for a little local farm’s fruit stand. The owner is the son and his dad runs the behind scene legal stuff like my salary for up keep. One day when getting my check the dad calls me over to his pc and asks me why when he goes to google and puts in the farms name a bunch of other farms and their produce show up with his?
-.- I had to explain if he wanted to see only his farm he have to use “ ”s or the # I made. The farm has a unique name so once he did that only his stuff popped up.
He legit thought I wasn’t doing my job because other peoples farm popped up when he typed the words (farm name)family fruit stand farm lmfao
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-.- I had to explain if he wanted to see only his farm he have to use “ ”s or the # I made. The farm has a unique name so once he did that only his stuff popped up.
He legit thought I wasn’t doing my job because other peoples farm popped up when he typed the words (farm name)family fruit stand farm lmfao
Ouch 12 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I pick the mask mask because it enhances my personality. I think I would turn into a super caring super hero that can use my ability to tell stories and make them become real. As in if I described a bear it appear in front of me lol and it kick bad guys ass.
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Why do I even bother? 11 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
No I wake up feeling like why do I bother than get more positive as I go but by the end I am glad the day is over lol
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Maybe it's a Brims-toad missile 3 comments
Sweet child of no school 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
WE WENT TO COURT BECAUSE MY LITTLE SHIT!
She missed to many days of online school last year. We had to explain she has a chronic illness and the online school is confusing. THANK GOD they believed us and gave us a chance to make it up and they took many of them off.
Damn kid lol she nearly had us in jail and she legit told us Sorry I just don’t like school.
-.- and this was before her Tourette’s really began to show its self.
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She missed to many days of online school last year. We had to explain she has a chronic illness and the online school is confusing. THANK GOD they believed us and gave us a chance to make it up and they took many of them off.
Damn kid lol she nearly had us in jail and she legit told us Sorry I just don’t like school.
-.- and this was before her Tourette’s really began to show its self.
Good soldiers follow orders 2 comments
Dark Souls players are screwed 28 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I’m stuck in a regular every day life but at least there is motherlode cheat codes lol
The Sims 4 lol
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The Sims 4 lol
Sorry, that’s just how it works. 15 comments
Maggie just wants you to be proud of her leaf 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Aww lol that is like my poor baby girl Fat Cat lol. Yes that was her name and that is what she was. She would bring little gifts up to you and refused to give them but be like “Listen it’s not for you I just want you to see how good a job I did.” So we go wow did you catch that flower all by yourself good job. Then she happily make biscuits like YES PRAISE ME MORE! lol
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America vs England on the stubbing of toes 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lol I usually say “Jesus, Mary, n Joesph!”
Or “Son of a nut cracker!”
Or “Mother, Father, Sister, Brother!”
Or “ERRRRRR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHO PUT THIS THING HERE?!?!?” (The door has been there since they built the house.) -.-
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Or “Son of a nut cracker!”
Or “Mother, Father, Sister, Brother!”
Or “ERRRRRR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHO PUT THIS THING HERE?!?!?” (The door has been there since they built the house.) -.-
We've met before.... Or so I am told 8 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Do you know how Caroll Spinney the man in the big bird costume met his wife?
He met this woman who he thought was Beautiful and smart. He asked her out. She said no
Couple months go by he sees another beautiful smart girl and he asks her out. But she says no.
Months go by again and sees yet another beautiful smart woman and he asked her out. She DOESN'T SAY NO! She says yes. He asked her what made her say yes and she says well you asked me 2 times before and you just seem so persistent that I decided to give you a chance. Lol he had no idea it was all the same woman! Lmfao
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He met this woman who he thought was Beautiful and smart. He asked her out. She said no
Couple months go by he sees another beautiful smart girl and he asks her out. But she says no.
Months go by again and sees yet another beautiful smart woman and he asked her out. She DOESN'T SAY NO! She says yes. He asked her what made her say yes and she says well you asked me 2 times before and you just seem so persistent that I decided to give you a chance. Lol he had no idea it was all the same woman! Lmfao
Smarter than the average bear 2 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Lmfao I just picture the first meeting
Bear shows up nagging on old deer bone wishing it had meat. Sees the trash cans remembers humans throw good stuff inside. Try’s to get to them and here comes dog.
Dog starts to bark like good dog should. Bear turns to dog deer bone still in mouth. Dog barks than stop dead in tracks seeing the long deer bone. Dog thinking DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GET THAT BIG?
Dog ask bear if bone good? Bear look at bone than at dog. Notices dog follows bone where ever it goes. Bear points to trash than himself and than shows dog bone. Dog immediately gets it. He gets deer bone if the bear can have the trash. Dog agrees.
Life long deal is set and sealed. Bear brings new bones and dog lets it take trash. Lol
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Bear shows up nagging on old deer bone wishing it had meat. Sees the trash cans remembers humans throw good stuff inside. Try’s to get to them and here comes dog.
Dog starts to bark like good dog should. Bear turns to dog deer bone still in mouth. Dog barks than stop dead in tracks seeing the long deer bone. Dog thinking DEAR GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THEY GET THAT BIG?
Dog ask bear if bone good? Bear look at bone than at dog. Notices dog follows bone where ever it goes. Bear points to trash than himself and than shows dog bone. Dog immediately gets it. He gets deer bone if the bear can have the trash. Dog agrees.
Life long deal is set and sealed. Bear brings new bones and dog lets it take trash. Lol
Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Good news pills work feel a shit ton better. Pain gone but hungry as FUDGE! Because whole time I was sick I ate maybe enough to keep a goldfish alive (barely). But I am able to eat and good thing to because tomorrow on the 9th is hubby’s birthday though we are having a party for him today. I was so worried I wouldn’t be able to be there for it. So yippee lol
-.- but now I have to make around 200 meat balls for meat ball subs, clean the house for the party, put up decorations, wrap his presents, & make 5 chocolate pies for his birthday cake. His theme is Mario lol he said “am I turning 5?” I said “well you never had a birthday party as a kid so you deserve one for your younger self because you are officially old like me lol” I am 2 yrs older.
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-.- but now I have to make around 200 meat balls for meat ball subs, clean the house for the party, put up decorations, wrap his presents, & make 5 chocolate pies for his birthday cake. His theme is Mario lol he said “am I turning 5?” I said “well you never had a birthday party as a kid so you deserve one for your younger self because you are officially old like me lol” I am 2 yrs older.
Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
To clear things up Cause I just noticed it came out all weird.
Went to doctor due to pain that felt like a belt being pulled to tight and nausea they did test said come back tomorrow and we will see what the problem is. At the time all we got was pain pills than we went back this morning. It’s stomach flu and they gave us better pain pills and antibiotics. I already feel a lot better it did do me worse than my hubby who also got sick because it effected my gallstone which made my infection worse. He is all better but still on meds I will probably be better in a day or two.
It seems to always happen to me when I get sick I am always sicker longer than others who also got sick lol
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Went to doctor due to pain that felt like a belt being pulled to tight and nausea they did test said come back tomorrow and we will see what the problem is. At the time all we got was pain pills than we went back this morning. It’s stomach flu and they gave us better pain pills and antibiotics. I already feel a lot better it did do me worse than my hubby who also got sick because it effected my gallstone which made my infection worse. He is all better but still on meds I will probably be better in a day or two.
It seems to always happen to me when I get sick I am always sicker longer than others who also got sick lol
Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I have the stomach flu lol they said all we can do is give you pain meds and antibiotics. I was and still just in a lot of pain lol
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Use predictive speech to make a sentence 23 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I dip my fries in my bag lol I got it lol I got my glasses and they were good lol
WTF lmfao
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WTF lmfao
Number 4 is not a crow, but other than that which is your mood 37 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
My crow isn’t here mine is dead I don’t know what we have but it feels like someone put a belt on me and is squeezing me to death with it.
Before any says anything already went to doctor they said ???? Lol and sent us home with pain pills
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Before any says anything already went to doctor they said ???? Lol and sent us home with pain pills
Lol 7 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Well when you are 15 you tend to be an idiot and date that loser with a “beard” from math class. Lmfao
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Apparently I’m taking my dads ashes to a party and I’m also making all the food lmfao
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I put a spell on you predictive text game 51 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
I put a spell on you and now
I’m on the way to the store to pick up lol my dad ashes in my car so I can go to get the food and get it done and I’ll make sure lol I got a lot spinach and green peppers and cheese fries lol
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I’m on the way to the store to pick up lol my dad ashes in my car so I can go to get the food and get it done and I’ll make sure lol I got a lot spinach and green peppers and cheese fries lol
I’m no longer desperate 2 comments
Ye ole crapper 3 comments
mrscollector
· 3 years ago
Roflmmfao
Someone in the castle late at night:
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Is it a spirt? Of a trapped soul from the gallows?
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!! pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Evil spirt haunt me no more!!!
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Someone in the castle late at night:
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Is it a spirt? Of a trapped soul from the gallows?
Random Noise: pbbbbbtttt!!!! pbbbbbtttt!!!!
Someone in the castle late at night: Evil spirt haunt me no more!!!
