When my husband says put the dog/cat down I saw stuff like: you meow/bark weird, you are to fluffy and feet smell.
Lol than my hubby says knock it off and set it on the ground. So I do but first I say I was kidding you are awesome and bestest dog/cat ever lol

Slaps hand to face I just got done watching season 2 of Russian Doll lmfao by the time they finally rescue me I probably died a shit ton of times lmfao

When your mom is “creative” lol

When my nieces and nephew start talking like this I say you sound so cringe! lol they hate that so they stop lol. They hate to be called cringe so much that I got them to completely stop saying bussin lmfao

As a teacher sub yeah that Sums it up lol lol

He never said he was FROM Kentucky he said the chicken is KENTUCKY FRIED lol

No stop lmfao I actually have this card lol and don’t worry we are still fine -.- for now lol but I just got super busy during this dumb pandemic

That cat looks like it saying “I feel like a princess”

Reminds me of the meme of the two dogs on leashes snarling at each other and the little dog the owner is struggling to hold its leash but it drops it and both dogs stop the little dog picks up the leash hands it back to the owner and than the dogs go back to barking and snarling at each other lmfao

I know not with what weapons world war III will be fought. But world war IV will be fought with a little boy in a front yard and he said that I don’t know what he is lol but I think I was told that he would like to come help us with the stuff.
Lmfao so apparently we will be saved by some random boy standing in the yard lmfao

Highway to hell lol

I’m dyslexic and one problem I have is reading clocks lol so this is completely me

California
Minimum wage 2012 $8.00
Minimum wage 2022 $15.00
also what happen to the houses around it? If more rich people moved in the prices go up. Sadly the sale of one house can alter the sale of another. Case in point my grandma’s friend lived next door to her. The friend sold her house for half of what it was worth so her son could buy it. BUT because it had to go on market for it to be sold at that price legally, it showed the value of houses on that street are less than they were. So when my grandma tries to sell her house she had to lower it greatly to get people to take it after they found out what the house next door sold for even though it was bigger than my grandma’s house.
And it can go the other way someone sales their house for a fortune a bigger house on the block can try to do same and if it does than the house values go up. Also was there up grades in the home. The list can go on and on it’s not just stuff cost more.

Only the bottom left is real the others are toys -.- but they really do have cute babies

And that’s 3 DAMN IT!!! Why is it always in 3s Betty white, Bob Saget, and Sidney Poitier! -.-

Yes I have said this so much before!
People always get so mad at rich people because they let their kids go be artist or act or do what ever they want or do nothing at all. And people say all they do is spend money they need a job! Bitch they are giving money to YOUR JOB! That rich woman who walked in and bought thousands of dollars of stuff is helping the economy if she hoards it it hurts us. LET THEM SPEND! lol

I think it’s so funny how when you want to leave we leave but I want to leave YOU are talking to someone

I M LI VI D
I’m livid
Ha ha ha -.-

I call it giving little girls money to go to camp. Because that’s actually what it is. The money they get from the cookies pays for them to go on a retreat. I was in Girl Scouts the den mom admitted that to me.

Your parents are as well

I asked how my grandma decided to marry my grandpa and she told me she was dating a teacher and my grandpa at the same time and grandpa asked first so she told the teacher and he said Don’t marry him I will marry you! She told him no she loves sam more.
Lol my grandma was 2 timing and BOTH GUYS KNEW!!! lol

He was the star for a whole week lol