What a maroon!

That's Carmelita

It was propaganda for allies to say that they had superior eyesight due to eating carrots to hide the fact they had invented radar

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Your husband is really fuzzy

Nooooooooo . . . .

Henry Ford was a Nazi sympathizer

If you were a Jedi, you would be educated enough to not do that

It looks like something unspeakable gave birth to something unknowable

Eomer, leader of the Rohirrim. The most beautiful human. He's just a man, he has no business being that handsome.

Eggplant (?)

Pitfall on a rollie cart! The luxury! You still have to sit in the floor though

Bull's-eye McGee

Actually, if you slowly raise it under their chin, they will lift their chin to get away from the heat so it's like homoerotic if you have Chlamydia

The Rock Obama

Also, they can't be "flesh" colored. But some douche can put "truck nuts" on his pick up no problem.

"Infamous . . . That means beyond famous"

The angle makes it look like you are camping in a two dimensional space and your fire looks like it's dancing. You and your fire look very happy

He can have all the moments

Oh! Jingle Bell Rock . . . So not, "Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell All Dwayne . . . "

Cats are solidly liquid

I thought her boobs were weird and realized it was her elbow -_-

Ask DeNiro who made him get into a vat of K-Y . . . Then decide if Branagh obliviated anyone

He looks beautiful

Back up band, yes, but your actual fiddlin' was in question, son