I'm Vengeance 1 comments
mrshadow
· 2 years ago
When you have Alzheimers and forget who Batman is: "that's a weird looking gimp suit"
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This is really interesting 4 comments
Nice ***, sister! 2 comments
mrshadow
· 2 years ago
My therapist: female Steve Buscemi isn't real. She can't hurt you.
FemaleSteve Buscemi: exists
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FemaleSteve Buscemi: exists
Godless socialist Yoda is 2 comments
mrshadow
· 2 years ago
You mean he teaches people to put their faith in a higher power and help others? Kinda like, y'know, Jesus? Star Wars is the greatest parable since the Pilgrims Progress. You've got your good, your evil, a Light Side, a Dark Side... The list goes on.
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It dozen even matter 9 comments
Medussy hits different 4 comments
mrshadow
· 2 years ago
To be fair a man has to try. Also, does anyone know what manga that Medusa is from?
Medussy hits different 4 comments
mrshadow
· 2 years ago
To be fair a man has to try. Also, does anyone know what manga that Medusa is from?
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I think this means you're he Santa Clause 3 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Imagine how disappointed the porch pirates are going to be when they realise they stole empty boxes.
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I love stories like these 8 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
But riding a unicycle is a cool skill and crying over a baby fawn demonstrates that behind your cool exterior lies a kind and sensitive heart.Bitches eat that shit up.
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I love stories like these 8 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
But riding a unicycle is a cool skill and crying over a baby fawn demonstrates that behind your cool exterior lies a kind and sensitive heart.Bitches eat that shit up.
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Diamonds aren't forever if you're a millennial 7 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Did someone say "the price of diamonds is artificially inflated by cartels in Luxembourg"?
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Diamonds aren't forever if you're a millennial 7 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Did someone say "the price of diamonds is artificially inflated by cartels in Luxembourg"?
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Help me step-ship 3 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
Ironically that's not a pornstar. It's the girl stuck in a washing machine meme from YouTube.
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Look how they massacred EVERYTHING 7 comments
Wtf my winning word 3 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
How good are racial slurs in Scrabble? Like are there a lot of high point value to length slurs?
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What would you do with a drunken sailor 2 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
"And it's windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes"
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes"
What would you do with a drunken sailor 2 comments
mrshadow
· 3 years ago
"And it's windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes"
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When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes"
