muffintop

muffintop


A reader, a writer, and an occasional whiner. I also have a cat named Mustard (see: profile picture.)

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gojira 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I named my hamster Godzilla, and I call her Gojira all the time
My finals start next week 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
That's awesome! Enjoy your vacation! And thank you
Muslim tweets 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I'm a muslim and I laughed
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Metallic beings 12 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I can't even imagine the hard work that was put into making this.
My finals start next week 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Thank you!
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Controlled photos only 13 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Whenever people take pictures of me, I make sure I'm making the most ridiculous face possible. That way, if people think it's a bad picture, it's because "she's pulling a silly face" and not because of my actual face.
wut. 8 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
These comics always manage to both disturb and amuse me.
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Physical vs digital 15 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I feel the same way about books. Personally, I like seeing physical stacked up in front of me rather than having them stored in a Kindle. Unfortunately, it's more expensive.
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Billy ray whyrus 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I NEd
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Point and laugh at it. 11 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
The best part is how ashamed and horrified it looks
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For those of you attending graduation ceremonies 7 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Graduated last Thursday and at least eleven of these actually happened during the ceremony
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I choked when I saw this 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I don't get it..?
Yo dawg, I heard you like tictacs 14 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I used to practice swallowing pills with those. I'd finish a whole glass of milk trying to swallow just one tictac and still fail. I still have a hard time doing it even today, which sucks because the iron supplements I have to take are huge.
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It's All In Good Fun 18 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I didn't even notice it until later
Fish tank dividers 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Must be a bitch to clean tho
Muhammad ali and his winnings 9 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I'm curious. How do boxers earn money exactly? Is it like a weekly/monthly paycheck..?
Butthurt fans incoming 6 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Well, I think he's pretty adorable....
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Quack 15 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Now I can't imagine that silhouette as anything other than that of a duck.
On another note, it took me seven tries and a google search to figure out how silhouette is spelled.
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This is how Hulk is made 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I wish this was a gif
Left Shark 11 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
This is beautiful
Just people really 10 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Today I had to deal with all three
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Motivational TED Talk by Shia LaBeouf! 5 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I feel like I should make this into my alarm so I wake up everyday motivated as fuck
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That awkward moment 3 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
I'm the only one who shows up on time between all of my friends so this is 100% me
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And I'm pretty sure the girl would want a husband who finds her attractive as well 13 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
Also, your thoughts/feelings towards someone really alter the way you perceive them. When I first met my best friend, I thought she was average looking. Now that I love her almost more than anything in the world, I think she's beautiful. Just remember boys and girls, the people who love you will think you're beautiful no matter how you look like.
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I'm graduating in 4 months 12 comments
muffintop · 9 years ago
My high school graduation is this coming week and I'm not sure how I feel about it yet.