For those of you attending graduation ceremonies

Damn, this is like, 2 months late. Would've saved me from utter boredom during my graduation

I could have used this last week!!

The last N is obvious.

ONE GUY USED A FREAKING SELFIE STICK IN HIS SPEECH

I would've used this if it was here 4 days ago. Then again, I was in band playing for graduation, so I probably couldn't do this completely.

Graduated last Thursday and at least eleven of these actually happened during the ceremony

Does nicki minaj count as a philosopher? A kid quoted her and said she was a philosopher.