muffintop

muffintop


A reader, a writer, and an occasional whiner. I also have a cat named Mustard (see: profile picture.)

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We need fashion like this to happen! 18 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Am I the only one who thought of Katniss and her dresses?
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Every time I need to write an essay 7 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I've actually always had trouble sticking to the word count, somehow going higher by at least a 100 words. I can't be the only one...
Where all the 90's kids cried 15 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I remember watching this with my older sister and trying to hold in my tears so she won't see and tell me I'm a wussy for crying. I turned to look at her and see she's already beat me to it, her eyes shiny with tears.
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Derp, derp, derp, derp 3 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I could stare at this forever
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I hate people like this... >:/ 7 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I read it and was left emotionally scarred for months.
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Bye, Nemo 12 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
My brother's hamster escaped a few years back. We all assumed he was a goner (we live in 40-50 degree weather btw). We found him months later, floating on top of the pool. I have no idea how he survived so long. He probably would've lasted longer if he hadn't jumped in.
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Who's your best friend? 6 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I usually just sit awkwardly and wait for someone to make eye contact with me
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SNEAKY CAT 7 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
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Having friends who are different ages than you 4 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I'm the youngest in my group of friends and the first part of this post is basically how they all treat me.
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As a Hungarian, I understand 14 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I don't think Arabic grammar is that hard, but that might be because I'm a native speaker.
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yep. 9 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Story time: I once invited my friends over to swim in our pool. None of them could swim btw, but I figured they'd keep away from the deep side. I was greatly mistaken. You see, one of my friends miscalculated the depth of the pool and subsequently drifted off to the deep end. I didn't even realize she was drowning until I heard all the splashing. So I swam towards her and tried to pull her back to the shallow side, but instead of letting me help her she started yanking my hair and pushing my head into the water.
And that's the story of how my best friend tried to drown me while I tried to save her from drowning herself.
We're both fine now though.
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I think you need your eyes checked 4 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Me everytime my friend tells me I look good
Ssshhh don't tell him 23 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I put oreos, milk, and vanilla ice cream in the blender to make myself an oreo milkshake. It tastes like heaven.
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The problems shy people face when growing up 27 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Are you okay, guest?
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Fabulous glitter beards 10 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Are you okay?
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This is how I feel when people see me holding hands with my friends 5 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I'm a muslim. I don't see how Islam has anything to do with this.
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This is how I feel when people see me holding hands with my friends 5 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I always hold hands with one of my friends, so I can relate. But hey, if people don't think you're gay, you're not close enough!
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Fabulous glitter beards 10 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Removing all that glitter must've been hell though
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The problems shy people face when growing up 27 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I used to be this way, but I think I've gotten better in the last few years.
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oh gawd is that a turd in your mouth?! 16 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Me when our cats go around the house eating lizards, grasshoppers, and other random things.
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Disgrace 20 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Arabs as well tbh. (I'm Arab.)
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Is it just American stuff? 21 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
It's because they usually cast actors waaaaay older than the characters' ages, therefor skipping the awkward 'going through puberty' stage.
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Meet the anaconda catcher 23 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Balls. This man has them.
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He looks so desperate... 19 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
I've seen the continuation of this. It shows both of them happy, with him squeezing her.
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Summer is almost over 27 comments
muffintop · 8 years ago
Last year, we started late August and finished at the end of June. Talk about hell.
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